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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 07:38 am

It’s a jihad against the West (Coast Eagles):

The spiritual leader of Australia’s Muslims, Sheik Taj al-Din al-Hilaly, has joined in the football grand final fever hype – and he’s backing the Sydney Swans all the way.

The mufti was disappointed when his NRL team – the Canterbury Bulldogs – did not make it to the grand final and is now relying on the Sydney Swans to redeem the state’s sporting reputation.

The self-confessed avid sports fan said he wanted the Swans to bring the cup home again this year.

Wearing a Sydney Swans scarf over his traditional Islamic dress robe, the mufti was not afraid to show off his athletic skills by kicking a ball around in Lakemba in Sydney’s west this week.

In other jihad news, Fremantle fans are also aligned with Sydney. Check their poll. For what it’s worth, I’m tipping a West Coast blowout win.

Posted by Tim B. on 09/29/2006 at 03:28 PM
    1. So he follow Rugby League and Australian Rules Football, if he follows Rugby Union as well then I’m going to guess that he isn’t a fan the Canterbury Crusaders.

      Posted by Ross on 2006 09 29 at 03:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. Am I on a run of first posts or what!

      Posted by Ross on 2006 09 29 at 03:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. So the Sheik was handling the pig skin?!!
      He’ll have to cut off both his hands and the foot he kicked it with….preferably televised nationwide.

      Posted by 81Alpha on 2006 09 29 at 04:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. 81Alpha, it’s OK because we use cow skin for all our footballs.
      The problem is his allegiance to ‘Canterbury’ [the 1500 year old base of the Christian infidels in Britain.] and ‘Bulldogs’, the symbol of the British furiously resisting any foreign interfrence.

      But since he’s talking to us infidels, he doesn’t have to tell us the truth, does he?

      Posted by Barrie on 2006 09 29 at 06:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hey, he’s trying. I’d give him a thumbs up!

      Posted by Brian on 2006 09 29 at 06:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Shiite now i’ve gotta back the Eagles.

      /Essendon fan slinks away head down

      Posted by spyder on 2006 09 29 at 06:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. 6# spyder. You took the thought right out of my head. (Now wash your hands)

      Posted by Howzat on 2006 09 29 at 06:42 PM • permalink

 

    1. I thought he was No.1 member of the Hezbollah Headcutters?

      Posted by geoff on 2006 09 29 at 06:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. Brian:  Yeah, sure he’s “trying” to show how ‘Aussie’ he is.

      Next, expect him to be:

      * In the bookies ring on the First Tuesday in November;

      *  In his budgie smugglers on the harbour at the start of the Sydney Hobart;

      * Legless on Bondi on New Years Day;

      * Pie ‘n sauce in one hand and a middie in the other during the Ashes, calling out “Pommy Wankers!”

      Sure he will….

      Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 09 29 at 06:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. Or maybe it was the Gaza Firestorm.

      Posted by geoff on 2006 09 29 at 06:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. Whatever. This guy is much more than your average League fan. He’s a widely acknowledged expert on the art of kicking bombs.

      Posted by geoff on 2006 09 29 at 06:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. He is one funny dude…good on ya Sheikh!!!!
      Posted by: Tareck of Punchbowl 8:14am today

      “we believe that the mofti hilali is showing the right face for the australian muslim community. We all support the sydney swans because of the mofti.”
      That’s one of the comments about the article.
      The problem is, this is to get back at Cardinal Pell a real lover of the football if I recall. And just a chance to get himself in the paper.

      http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20486114-5001021,00.html

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 09 29 at 07:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. Also, “they only support afl because the mufti does.” What the? Can’t these people have a go at thinking for themselves?

      Are they communist?

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 09 29 at 07:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Apologies to Al Jolson:-
      Swanee – how I love ya, how I love ya
      My dear old swanee.

      Posted by Bonmot on 2006 09 29 at 07:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. #9
      Flippin’ heck! In a fit of taqia inspired Aussieness the Sheik might go the streak at the MCG!
      How long is his beard?
      Not bloody long enough.
      Personally I like to see him define his dinkum credentials by renaming himself the Sheik of Scrubby Creek

      Posted by 81Alpha on 2006 09 29 at 07:47 PM • permalink

 

    1. Wearing a Sydney Swans scarf over his traditional Islamic dress robe, the mufti was not afraid to show off his athletic skills by kicking a ball around in Lakemba in Sydney’s west this week.

      I’m sure there are plenty of Aussies who would like to join the mufti and kick his balls around Lakemba.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 09 29 at 08:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. #9, Exactly! SCD,

      I felt sick when I saw the picture.

      He probably thought the ball was some kind of grenade. Thus, if Hezbollah start engaging in a bit of kick to kick with Israel, lobbing a few innocent, Sherrin’Torpedoes’ into Haifa, you know where the idea first came from.

      As for the game, I think the Swans will win, just. I think the Eagles are ‘hard at the ball’ though the Swans have great fitness, dont often get perturbed if they are behind and have a coach who is better tactic wise than Wankers’-breath Worsfold.

      Posted by Nic on 2006 09 29 at 08:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. For the benefit of those that didn’t read the article:

      Up There Hilaly!

      Best headline ever?

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 09 29 at 09:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. What the hell is wrong with you people?

      Yez all whinge and moan about MOMEA not being with the program, now here’s a bloke who is trying his best and you bag him.

      Go the Swans (from a Fremantle Supporter)

      Posted by Latte Libertarian on 2006 09 29 at 09:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. I was thinking “is he mufti of Australia or mufti of Lakemba?”, but then again, John Howard is also backing Sydney.

      Posted by Andjam on 2006 09 29 at 09:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. #16

      On the money RebeccaH.

      Posted by kae on 2006 09 29 at 10:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. Go the crows!

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 09 29 at 10:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. p.s. Rebecca too funny. Winner for the best comment!

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 09 29 at 10:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. #12

      The problem is, this is to get back at Cardinal Pell a real lover of the football if I recall.

      And Rabbi Joseph Gutnick former owner of the Melbourne Football Club.

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 09 29 at 10:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hmmm, did anyone tell the sheik he was wrapping his mitts around the pigskin?

      Posted by slatts on 2006 09 30 at 12:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. On the money, Tim. Fifteen minutes into the second quarter and Eagles lead by 28 points.

      Posted by slatts on 2006 09 30 at 01:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. Umpiring has been a little ordinary to date.

      Posted by corvus on 2006 09 30 at 01:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. #18 Dan Up There Hilaly!

      Splendid effort that, splendid.

      Posted by Bonmot on 2006 09 30 at 02:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. RebeccaH (#16) gets the chocolate frog for the best comment this week.

      ROFLMAO!

      Go Weagles.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 09 30 at 02:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. PREMIERS!!

      “We’re the Eagles, the West Coast Eagles, and we’re here to show you why. . . . . . .  “

      *wanders off in the direction of the beer fridge*

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 09 30 at 03:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. One.
      Bloody.
      Point.

      Amazing game though.

      Posted by RhikoR on 2006 09 30 at 03:19 AM • permalink

 

    1. #5 Brian, maybe a little subtle for our non NSW/non Rugby League following readers, who are perhaps not familiar with some of the more exotic techniques that have been used to make a player let go of the ball.

      Posted by Brett_McS on 2006 09 30 at 03:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. Can anyone capture a gaffe by the ABC news page, they are showing eagles as winners not having lost by 4 points?

      http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200609/s1752684.htm

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 09 30 at 03:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. My bad, switched the telly off to soom.

      /slink away in shame

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 09 30 at 03:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. Two of the umpies had decent games and remained unseen (which is what you want), but the third had a shocker.

      Posted by corvus on 2006 09 30 at 03:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. Pedro, I should’ve guessed a meathead like your good self was a West Coast Egos fan. But, er, congratulations and all that.  Shit, Perth’s going to be unbearable this week.

      Posted by slammer on 2006 09 30 at 05:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Just back from the G. Totally gutted at the Swans loss. But still they ground out a competitive second half.
      I do have the hot news for next year. The good sheik will have his very own team to support. Essendon are heavily recuiting Muslims.
      Next year with good reason they will be called the Bombers.

      Posted by gubbaboy on 2006 09 30 at 06:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. #36: Slammer, Perth is unbearable every week.

      Posted by neoZionoid on 2006 09 30 at 06:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. Up yours, slammer.
      Suffer in yer jocks.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 09 30 at 07:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. #28
      I didn’t write it, it was the headline of the article.

      To be honest, the whole thing looks like a pathetic publicity stunt for an extremist who should have been deported from the country years ago but wasn’t due to the Keating government.

      The last effort was Hilaly draped in an Aussie flag insisting he “loves this country”. Unfortunately for him, it prompted letters to the editor the next day asking why a guy who “loves the country” so much can’t speak English after 20 plus years.

      It would seem a photo of him in an Aussie flag or kicking a football speaks a thousand words, for the Sheik sure as shit can’t.

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 09 30 at 07:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. Further to my previous comment, I reckon the editor at the Telegraph knows its a cheap stunt as well, but has waited years to use that headline!

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 09 30 at 07:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. #41

      It would seem a photo of him in an Aussie flag or kicking a football speaks a thousand words, for the Sheik sure as shit can’t.

      Sharp as a tack, as usual, Dan!

      Posted by kae on 2006 09 30 at 08:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. Re: Headline:
      Correction : <strike>there</strike> yours

      Posted by Zoe Brain on 2006 09 30 at 09:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. What a great win…  By a great team…  From a great city…

      Lets have a repeat next year!

      Posted by casanova on 2006 09 30 at 10:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. Well, he’s trying…I’m afraid to Google him, though.  I don’t want to be disappointed.

      Posted by Patricia on 2006 09 30 at 10:57 AM • permalink

 

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