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Didn’t visit over the weekend? Then you’ll need to check out one of the funniest comments threads to ever appear here. Although Terry Lane probably isn’t laughing.
- Anyone else think that everytime a majorly bad event happens Tim should repost this link just to lighten up the atmosphere?Posted by Ash_ on 2007 01 01 at 11:26 AM • permalink
- Terry Lane can laugh?Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 01 01 at 12:45 PM • permalink
- #10 Rebecca: If he were just a regular joe – say, a cab driver or barber or some other type known for showing off his “omniscience” – it would be our humane duty to ignore him. But since he insists on trying to earn his daily bread by competing in the public arena of ideas, he is subject to Auberon Waugh’s dictum: “There are countless horrible things happening all over the country, and horrible people prospering but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible.”
- “No person anticipates the forceful examination by Hispanic Men of the Cloth!”Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 01 01 at 01:36 PM • permalink
- “We probably shouldn’t ridicule someone as intellectually-challenged as Terry Lane…” True, Rebecca. Making Terry Lane look like a fool is about as difficult as stealing pennies from a blind man’s cup.
On the other hand, sticking a pin into a pompous windbag like Lane is always good for a chuckle. And what is the Internet for, I ask you, if not for windbag-pricking?
Posted by Urbs in Horto on 2007 01 01 at 01:50 PM • permalink
- It’s cold enough in Oz today to freeze the iron cannonballs off of the brass holding device upon which they are stored, making them roll all over the horizontal, wooden planking. It must be due to manmade causes.Posted by andycanuck on 2007 01 01 at 02:20 PM • permalink
- No, it’s “You jerks! I think that kid that mumbles all the time is dead and it’s your fault!”Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 01 01 at 04:34 PM • permalink
- Excess glucose and a warm fuzzy feeling result when one expires while wearing a national uniform. Horace.
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2007 01 01 at 05:29 PM • permalink
- ‘Lay tarts, say? mwahahaha’
-Louis XIV wonders what to do when Marie Antoinette has a headache
No nude Texans – George Bush sen opposes skinny dipping at Galveston
i was just a kid playing with pretty shells on the beach and making the odd sandcastle- Isaac Newton reminiscesPosted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 01 at 06:55 PM • permalink
- “A woman needs a bicycle like a man needs to fish.”
Gloria Steinam
Posted by David Crawford on 2007 01 01 at 07:01 PM • permalink
- ‘hostility is nirvana
liberty is forced labour
cluelessness is powerful’
george orwell
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 01 at 07:33 PM • permalink
- earthican operatives come together,you’ve only got walmart and starbucks to lose
karl marx
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 01 at 07:51 PM • permalink
- When the cat’s AWOL, the rodents will act out.Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 01 01 at 09:17 PM • permalink
- “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make me think….hang on, but it’s coats not a mink…..that’s not right, but it’s poo always stinks…….ummm, I need a drink……….the King is a fink?…..I’m a real dink?……let me get back to you.”
-Terry Lane, deep in the contemplative process of another biting, incisive and cogent piece of prose.
- “Do not leer and fantasise about your neighbours hot life partner”
10th Commandment
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 01 at 09:50 PM • permalink
- “You shall not help frame your neighbour, even if you think he’s been stealing your newspaper”
9th Commandment
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 01 at 09:54 PM • permalink
- There is none so blind as he who cannot see.Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 01 01 at 10:00 PM • permalink
- “Learn from the masses, and then purge them”
“Women hold up half the sky and always go to the toilet in pairs”
“A journey of 1000 miles is probably best not undertaken on foot”
Chairman Mao with Noodle
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 01 at 10:03 PM • permalink
- 2B or not 2B? Deciding which pencil to purchase is a hard question.
Hamlet – budding cartoonist
Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 01 at 10:08 PM • permalink
- ID? We don’t need any stinky ID!Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 01 01 at 11:34 PM • permalink
- Don Corleone: “My lawyers are creating a contract you will have great trouble breeching”.Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 02 at 12:12 AM • permalink
- “I Have A Scheme!”
– Rev. Dr. Martin L. Jackson, Jr.
Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 01 02 at 02:23 AM • permalink
- 1. And for this you desire compensation.
2. Currency and silly people are summarily separated.
3. You anticipated an alternate personage?
4. It was an ill lit and meteorologically unstable nocturnal period.
5. Exit, cursed stain!
6. My government position for a domesticated perrissodactyl!
7. Ask not what your country can do for you, try a web search.
Posted by mythusmage on 2007 01 02 at 03:48 AM • permalink
- “When a man is tired of London, he spends a weekend in The Cotswolds.”Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 01 02 at 05:02 AM • permalink
- Dr Livinstone, i exhume
Henry Morton Stanley
Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 01 02 at 05:49 AM • permalink
- Read the classics!
King Arthur and the Holy Cup
Me and the King
A Catcher in the Dugout
Don’t Kill Mockingbirds
A Story about a Couple of Towns
Alice’s Imaginary World
A Weirdo in a Weird LocationAnd my favorite, “The Wind Took it, it’s Gone!”, because of the timeless line, “Whatever, I can always do it tomorrow!”
- Here today, here tomorrow.
An apple a day keeps the doctor unpaid.
To be. That is the statement. – Shakespeare.
We shall fight them on the beaches! Then, after tea and a nap, we shall probably fight them in other places. – Churchill
Governemnt is not the solution, government sucks. Bigtime. – Reagan
Cry Havoc, and run away. – Shakespeare describing how to play ‘ding-dong ditch it’.
We have awoken some people who were sleeping. – General Yamamoto
Chardonnaiy will kill you. Varietels are the vice of life.
Let them eat cheesesteak. – Marie Antoinette, after visiting Philadelphia.
I don’t want to fight you anymore! – France
- Freedom comes out of a barrel of monkeys—Chairman Mao.
The Portrait of a Broad, by Henry James
The Sun Comes Up, by Ernest Hemingway
The Pretty Good Gatsby, by F. Stop Fitzgerald
An Actor Gets Ready, by Stanislavski“It was the other night, maybe even last night, that I had a delusion about being at Manderly.” Narrator of Rebecca.
- Lizzie Borden took an axe,
and committed parricide.
She looked at the mess when she was through
and decide to take out Step-Mom too.Go not gently unto that good night,
unless you signed papers while of sound mind authorizing euthanasia in case of irreversable brain damageA rag, a bone and a wig…
If you can keep your head when all about you are freaking out and decompensating…
Meine Ruhe ist hin, mein Herz ist schwer…
Was sollt’s, ich trinke noch einen Bier.
– Gretchen an de Theke
- “Resistance is useless!” The Vogons
“Resistance is futile – you will be assimilated!” The Borg
“Resistance is the electric potential difference between two points of a conductor divided by the current flowing therein, the conductor not being the seat of any electromotive force.” IEEE 270
Posted by MentalFloss on 2007 01 02 at 07:03 PM • permalink
- If you think you can, you can, unless you think you cant then you probably could but maybe not. That is, if you really want it you should get it unless it’s really expensive and you think its not worth it, in which case you should probably not get it, but you could, if you wanted to, probably.
Henry Ford (or maybe it was Mary Kay)
- They have made their bed and now must eat it.Posted by Sharon Ferguson on 2007 01 03 at 03:58 AM • permalink
- hit the enter button before I typed in the speaker of the quote : Jack Aubrey (Patrick O’Brian)Posted by Sharon Ferguson on 2007 01 03 at 04:22 AM • permalink
- “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a rather ordinary homo sapien.”
“What do you mean by that, Willis?” Arnold Drummond.
“War is heck.”
“War, what is it good for? Not much.”
“I don’t think we’re in a section of the Louisiana Purchase anymore, Toto.” Dorothy.
“If I only had a clump of neurons and axons.” The Scarecrow.
“Consume calories, ingest fluids and do not be unhappy, for tomorrow we may cease to exist.”
“This was a good collection of minutes and seconds.” Winston Churchill
“That will be all for the animated humorous movies until tomorrow’s scheduled time.” Porky Pig.
“Just you wait, Professor Higgins, just you wait.” Eliza Doolittle.
“And now, may I present your host for the evening, Mr. Carson.” Ed McMahon
“Just you wait until your masculine and authoritarian parental unit gets home.” my mother.
“Whee!” Fred Flintstone
“The land of the unencumbered, and the home of the courageous.”
- “My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. Full of fruits and nuts.” Forrest Gump
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, but I’m ok with that.”
“Lucy, please explain yourself.” Ricky Ricardo.
“Lucy, please let me put you in the show. Pleeeaaasse.” Ricky Ricardo.
“Blessed are the cheesemakers.”
- “After he croaks, grind his corpse into little bits and spread it around in the darkness, that’ll make daylight seem really boring.”
“Amongst lacerations that one would have to rank as perhaps the most extremely least amicable.”
“I am the representative of a civilization of cyborgs. I would recommend ceasing the defense functions of your vessels and placing said vessels in our custody. You will be integrated into our society. Your choices in this matter could not possibly affect the outcome in any way.”
Posted by Robin Goodfellow on 2007 01 05 at 05:09 AM • permalink
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