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Last updated on July 16th, 2017 at 12:47 pm
Global warming kills parasites, boosts leopard and black bear populations, and protects walruses.
But GW is killing moose! But then, they’re causing global warming too, so it’s poetic justice the horny s.o.b.s are getting it! (See both imbedded links.)
Posted by andycanuck on 2007 08 27 at 10:06 AM • permalink
Maybe we could ship some leopards to the Eskimos and they could use them to hunt and kill walrus. Wouldn’t that balance things out?
Posted by JorgXMcKie on 2007 08 27 at 02:04 PM • permalink
You know, this AGW thing is getting more complicated. It’s rather like the little Dutch boy putting his finger in the dyke to stop a leak—soon there’s leaks all over the place. It looks like, if we manage to save one species, some other species will suffer and/or disappear. If we keep it cool over there, it messes the temperature up over there—with some species suffering and/or dying. If we do nothing, some species with suffer and/or die.
Wait a minute! Maybe it’s all natural
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You know, this AGW thing is getting more complicated. It’s rather like the little Dutch boy putting his finger in the dyke to stop a leak—soon there’s leaks all over the place. It looks like, if we manage to save one species, some other species will suffer and/or disappear. If we keep it cool over there, it messes the temperature up over there—with some species suffering and/or dying. If we do nothing, some species with suffer and/or die.
Salty, if this keeps going at this pace, the next thing will be Global Warming has reached meltdown!
I’m looking forward to Bore, The Fruit Fly Guy and Flim Flam Man being interviewed in theri dotage mumbling and bumbling about how they did the right thing, even though they were wrong.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 08 27 at 08:06 PM • permalink
But is it soft on the hands while you do the dishes?