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Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 12:30 am

AFP reports:

Four Britons who were released Wednesday after their return from a US military detention center in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba still pose a “significant threat” that British authorities have assured they will take steps to address, a Pentagon spokesman said.

The United States understood, however, when they transferred custody of the detainees to British authorities that they would be released if no charges could be brought against them, said Lieutenant Commander Flex Plexico.

Interesting and all, but the main reason I’ve posted this is so we can rejoice in the name “Flex Plexico�?, as so many others have done before us.

UPDATE. Scroll down: Flex takes pix!

Posted by Tim B. on 01/27/2005 at 08:48 AM
    1. Reminds me of the old song -“I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s wife…..”

      Posted by crash on 01/27 at 11:05 AM • permalink


    1. Should read “Flex taex pix”.

      Posted by Hucklebuck on 01/27 at 11:45 AM • permalink


    1. There’s actually a comics character named Flex Mentallo.

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 01/27 at 12:07 PM • permalink


    1. Impressive, but I still think the most unfortunately named person I’ve ever heard of is a man, who is, I believe, an offensive lineman for the Oakland Raiders, named Brad Badger. I challenge anyone to better that!

      Posted by Steve on 01/27 at 12:12 PM • permalink


    1. Ben Dover.

      Real name from my high school close, who sat next to, no joke, Amanda Rider.

      What manner of name is Plexico, anyway?

      Posted by Aaron – Free Will on 01/27 at 12:28 PM • permalink


    1. So, we can’t keep these animals in Gitmo. We can’t hold them in the UK. Remind me why, under the laws of war, we can’t execute them?

      Posted by David Gillies on 01/27 at 04:02 PM • permalink


    1. Is his commanding officer’s name Captain N. Tennile?
      Thank you.

      Posted by bc on 01/27 at 04:53 PM • permalink


    1. “Flex Plexico”, Doesn’t that come on right after “Aeon Flux”?

      While I was in the USAF I worked for an Officer, whose name was appropriatly, Major Payne.

      Posted by joe bagadonuts on 01/27 at 06:12 PM • permalink


    1. What, no one here ever heard of US stock-car racer Dick Trickle?

      Posted by Rob C. on 01/27 at 08:40 PM • permalink


    1. Sounds like a villian from the old Batman show.

      Posted by Brian on 01/27 at 08:59 PM • permalink


    1. NASA actually has a Shuttle pilot named Vance Brand, which is like the perfect astronaut name.  You can just hear his chiseled jaw chipping the inside of his visor…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 01/27 at 09:57 PM • permalink


    1. Flex Plexico?  Why on earth didn’t his parents just name him Dudley Dooright and let it go at that?  Poor man.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 01/27 at 10:00 PM • permalink


    1. There was the opthamologist Dr Wong See.

      Posted by amortiser on 01/27 at 10:37 PM • permalink


    1. No, no, crash.  It’s “I’m not fig plucker, I’m a fig plucker’s sonbut I’ll pluck figs ‘til a fig plucker comes.” Try saying that 5 times real fast.

      Posted by JorgXMcKie on 01/27 at 11:31 PM • permalink


    1. There’s an acupuncturist near my place:

      Dr A Chu

      Posted by ArtVandelay on 01/27 at 11:36 PM • permalink


    1. Who keeps safe what he protects?
      Flex! Flex!
      The Lt. Commander who earns his checks!
      Flex! Flex!
      When he comes your way better clear the decks!
      Flex! Flex!

      Wealth and fame he does forgo,
      But if you need answers, he will know!
      There’s nobody better to run this show than
      Flex Plexico! Flex Plexico!

      Posted by Bryan C on 01/27 at 11:36 PM • permalink


    1. That “someone just responded to your comment” thingy; well, words fail me.

      Posted by Rob C. on 01/28 at 12:03 AM • permalink


    1. Flex photo (with sword, no less):


      Posted by FlyingMike on 01/28 at 02:46 AM • permalink


    1. I’m more reminded of early 1990s WWF characters when I hear the name Flex Plexico…

      Posted by PW on 01/28 at 05:25 AM • permalink


    1. Families love to pass on names. He will (no doubt) be related to those other great Families: Plexiglass, Armco, and Rollieflex.

      Posted by blogstrop on 01/28 at 06:32 AM • permalink


    1. I had an NCO (grade E-5) by the name of Preston.

      Yup.  Sergeant Preston!

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 01/28 at 12:10 PM • permalink


  1. This could be an interesting thread … nothing about the Guantanamo Bay people (I’m sure there’ll be plenty to read about that here regarding the grub Habib real soon) … I went to primary school with Richard Cocks … probably funny to little grommets back then but not as funny as when we had Dick Face as a recent NSW Labor MP … I wonder how his face looked after being fined for lying to the ICAC just recently … and I once had a customer called Harry House.  Keep them comming …

    Posted by Stevo on 01/28 at 09:59 PM • permalink