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Last updated on August 5th, 2017 at 04:04 am
When Hamas kills off a television character, they really kill off a television character:
A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children’s television program was beaten to death in the show’s final episode Friday.
In the final skit, “Farfour” was killed by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour’s land. At one point, the mouse called the Israeli a “terrorist.”
“Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed “by the killers of children,” she added.
“So,” asks Room 101, “does he get 72 virgins?”
UPDATE. Achmed and Farouk discuss the tragedy.
UPDATE II. The sad face is deployed at Muslim Village.
UPDATE III. Dan Lewis emails: “In mouse heaven, all the virgins are made of cheese.”
UPDATE IV. Cuckoo asks: “Why didn’t Hamas rip-off Itchy and Scratchy? They wouldn’t have even needed to change the theme song: They fight, they fight, they fight and fight and fight – fightfightfight, fightfightfight …”
Wow. Minnie is gonna be pissed about this.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 06 30 at 12:40 AM • permalink
“So,” asks Room 101, “does he get 72 virgins?”
Yes. Unfortunately, they’re gerbils.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 06 30 at 12:56 AM • permalink
Sounds like someone came up with a better mousetrap.
Posted by surfmaster on 2007 06 30 at 01:23 AM • permalink
This isn’t the first time Mickey’s taken one for the team. According to Umberto Eco’s The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana `Topolino’, as Mickey Mouse is known in Italian editions, was so popular (and in context subversive) in wartime Italy in pirated editions that Mussolini’s propagandists distributed a comic in which he died.
Next week Jihadrunner will be brutaly raped by Wille E. Israeli?
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 06 30 at 03:03 AM • permalink
“Aren’t skits supposed to be amusing?”
A two legged Hamas rat gets beaten to death by an Israeli.
Works for me.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 06 30 at 03:05 AM • permalink
“The weekly show, featuring a giant black-and-white rodent with a high-pitched voice..”
If that isn’t a Hamas terrorist, I don’t know what is.
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 06 30 at 03:14 AM • permalink
My prediction is this in tomorrows paper :
“The bashing to death of the heroic ‘Martyr Mouse’ by the terrorist Israeli infidels been taken out of context” – Keysar Trad
Posted by curious george on 2007 06 30 at 05:02 AM • permalink
- Posted by dean martin on 2007 06 30 at 05:19 AM • permalink
They’re setting him up for a Superman style resurrection. To symbolise the deathless spirit of resistance. Or something.
Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2007 06 30 at 05:34 AM • permalink
Makes you really wonder who next seasons kids character will be. Candidates should apply to: Explosive Career Opportunities, c/o Hamas Television PO Box 5 Gaza City Liberated Former Infidel Territory
Posted by Fast Eddie on 2007 06 30 at 08:24 AM • permalink
If your ratty gets all scatty ‘cos his coat is getting matty
And he’s acting kinda batty now he doesn’t look so natty
If he starts to get all chatty and to voice pratty demands
Then beware! You’ve got a bratty tatty ratty on your hands.If your doe has had a go with all her bro’ bucks in a row
And you’ve seen her face aglow and her belly grow with woe
If she’s getting glad and gloating and gargantuous in girth
Then at any time you guess that your grand girl is gonna birthIf your buck has had no luck getting his lazy butt unstuck
And you pluck him from his hammock to a chorus of “You suck!”
If his flaccid furry form is in a squishy slug disguise
Then it’s right to get this roly rotund rat some exercise.RIP, Farfour
(via dapper.com
The sewer rat situation in Gaza City was getting intolerable; the rats were multiplying like crazy and starting to do things like crawl up the pipes and bite people in the butt while they sat on the toilet. The Public Works Director For Toilets and Car Bombs decided it was time to declare all-out war on the rats.
So he calls in the superintendent of the sewer system and tells him to find five men who’d be willing to live in the sewers 24 hours a day fighting rats.
“By the beard of Mohammed, boss,” says the superintendent, “No one’s going to put up with those conditions.”
“No problem,” says the Director. “Go out and find five Hamas jihadis and draft them. They’re used to that kind of thing.”
The Director tells the superintendent to return with his men in a week to report on battle progress, and the superintendent takes off.
A week later the superintendent shows up in the Director’s office. He’s exhausted, bruised and scratched up, and all by himself.
“I think we’ve lost the war,” he says.
“What?! Where’s the five Hamas jihadis you drafted?” the Director asks.
“That’s the problem,” says the superintendent. “Three of them defected to the enemy, and the other two have left the army to settle down with the war brides they brought back!”
Okay, I’ll stop.
#32 – sat on the toilet? do they use squat toilets in that neck of the woods? time to go do some research…
Posted by CanberraNeoCon on 2007 06 30 at 10:08 AM • permalink
oh yeah they sure do… squat toilet.
#32 – better rephrase to “bite people in the butt while they squatted over the toilet”.
Posted by CanberraNeoCon on 2007 06 30 at 10:17 AM • permalink
Farfour was martyred while defending his land,” said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed “by the killers of children,” she added.
Oh really? The killers of children? When the Israelis kill children, it’s usually because Palestinian gunmen shoot at Israelis and then hide behind children. The children provide some measure of safety. That would seem to indicate that even the Palestinians know Israelis make every effort to avoid harming a child.
Palestinians, on the other hand, think nothing of detonating a bomb on a school bus filled with Israeli children. Can anyone forget the photo of the bombed school bus with the arm of a dead grade school child hanging out the bus window?
The Palestinians are a corrupt people.
Posted by wronwright on 2007 06 30 at 10:31 AM • permalink
So okay, more (because, you know, when you miss your Friday support group meeting…)
Unlike the Sopranos, at least Hamas believes in closure.
So that’s the end of that show. Al Aksa-TV didn’t specify what series would replace it, but I’ll bet it’s not long before they’re hearing a pitch for something called “SpongeMohammed SquarePogrom”
More t.v. hijinx from the followers of the religion of Peace…
Islam and Nazism separated at birth?
Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 06 30 at 11:18 AM • permalink
Good ones RebeccaH. Let’s see if we can’t find a sitcom vehicle to showcase your talents. greene ,(searches through piles of scripts sent by aspiring writers.) I know a lot of people in the industry. Well , not really but at paco’s last seminar we were told to use phrases like that. Along with , ” ya know Faulkner started out as a screenwriter.”
It’s like Tom and Jerry, with Tom as a prophet-murdering Zionist! But wait…isn’t Jerry the real Zionist??
Crafty, wily JOOZ!!!
Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 06 30 at 11:37 AM • permalink
It was an arranged hit. Disney doesn’t tolerate copyright infringement.
Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 30 at 11:49 AM • permalink
Heh, man or mouse? Not long ago we found out that martyred women don’t get seventy-two virgins but get something else. Suppose the Disney rip-off gets the same greeting in the afterlife; I’d say the matter might have come full circle.
Oh, crap. Farfur’s in trouble. I just found outn gerbil virgins are Haram.
Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 06 30 at 12:35 PM • permalink
- Posted by Blue State Sil on 2007 06 30 at 01:40 PM • permalink
When the Islamists find that picture of me in a Tom and Jerry nightgown when I was seven, I’m dead.
Please make sure Paco Industries get my belongings.
I’m sure Paco has his own T&J jammies. All Mossad agents get them, so I hear. Top operatives get the ones with the feet in them.
Posted by Jeffersonian on 2007 06 30 at 06:06 PM • permalink
His final words – “I’m going to Disneyland!”