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Last updated on June 24th, 2017 at 12:02 pm
Difficult to believe such people exist:
… one of the biggest dis-info sites out there ran by some of the biggest dis-info personalities and fake truthers in the movement.
I suppose Bryan Law, Barbra Streisand, Juan Cole and Jeff Alworth all qualify, in a sense. And Piers Morgan. In other transformative people news:
Former cycling champion Tammy Thomas seemed to be in the midst of shaving her face when an Olympic drug tester paid her an unannounced visit in 2002 …
Test unnecessary. Still, furry Tammy is better off than this bloke:
A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.
Alcohol is said to play a “large role” in the man’s life.
(Via Mr Bingley)
Well, he would’ve had to have given the wombat a few snorts first, they’re a bit fussy. I was molested by a half bald one outside a bar at Thedbo once, a bit like having your lower limbs subjected to frottage by a partially upholstered breeze block.
I knew those thuthy types were too smart to be hoodwinked by our infiltrative black op, but who gave the game away? We picked the most obviously deranged, incontinent, dribbling, incoherent ratbags this side of caucus, but obviously they weren’t wacky enough- next time our operatives will have to be demonstably nuttier than squirrel shit.
Easy to be judgmental, but wombats are notorious for how they eat roots and leaves.
OT Hurrah for the new feminists.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2008 03 28 at 01:11 AM • permalink
Fake truthers on South Park (via Hot Air).
Posted by We apologise for the inconvenience. on 2008 03 28 at 01:26 AM • permalink
- Man’s Statement to Police:
(Some Alcohol Involved)I’m drinkin’ a toast to
My dim, filthy attic,
When all of a sudden,
Events turn dramatic.A wombat swoops at me,
And me, automatic,
Bends over like this, sir,
You know, acrobatic.And there’s penetration
And squeals, sir, ecstatic,
With vocalizations
That sound operatic…What’s that, sir? I can’t say –
On this I’m emphatic –
How a bottle got lodged
Somewhere so traumatic.
Bravo lyle, reminds me of the bloke who attended a Gero hospital with a tomato sauce bottle stuck up his clacker, he slipped and fell in the kitchen while wearing only a towel.
Didnt explain why there was a condom on the bottle when they removed it though.
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 28 at 02:30 AM • permalink
OT but just amazing. A just now Channel 9 interview with a rep from some Qld energy group. (not real names)
Interviewer: And Julie what exactly is Earth Hour?
Julie: Well Caroline it is an hour when we all turn our lights off and save lots of energy.
Interviewer: That could be romantic.
Julie: Yes it could. My husband and I intend to use a candle.
I have had zero input into the truthnowtour.com website.
I had some concerns and tried to provide constructive criticism in terms of design, colors, wording etc but I was not aware that there were also links to disreputable sites. Let’s hope that the conference organisers read this and do something about it.Hmm, so the guy can appraise design, colour and wording on an insignificant website though has somehow missed the part that two rather large aircraft played when flying into two buildings?
Truther 1 to truther 2. “I can only trust you and I, and Im not to sure about one of us….”
Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2008 03 28 at 03:36 AM • permalink
There’s no honour between truthers.
Posted by Evil Pundit on 2008 03 28 at 04:30 AM • permalink
Wowzy wow wow. A Truther-on-Truther disinformation slapfight! This weekend’s looking pretty good already.
Posted by formerly Huck Foley on 2008 03 28 at 05:17 AM • permalink
- Fake truthers, fake Tammy, fake man wasting police time.
Has alcohol played a “large role” in their lives?Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 03 28 at 05:30 AM • permalink
Alcohol is said to play a “large role” in the man’s life.
Yeah, but couldn’t that be said of anyone with an aussie accent?
Posted by David Crawford on 2008 03 28 at 12:41 PM • permalink
#21, Lonetown, “Alcohol can do some funny things but it CAN’T make a wombat screw a New Zealander.”
Pfffft, Lightweight…
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2008 03 28 at 12:41 PM • permalink
I’d like to take this opportunity to state unequivocally that the VRWC labs are not currently working on converting wombats into secret RWDB agents. Russian squirrels, German rabbits, Jack Russell terriers, yes. But not wombats. Or at least I don’t think so.
Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 28 at 01:20 PM • permalink
Cradock called the police again. “I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all.”
I don’t think it was the wombat that pulled out.
Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 28 at 03:26 PM • permalink
Guess who is behind this Truther conference, our old friend Gillian…
Gillian Norman is responsible for the http://www.truthnowtour.com site
… and it’s going to be the premiere screening of her deranged (but tax-payer funded) ramblings on celluloid, aka ‘Shadowplay’.
Posted by Apparatchik on 2008 03 28 at 07:35 PM • permalink
Man, it just gets better an better!
The Conference has none other than…
Mamdouh Habib, the first Australian civilian to be tortured and incarcerated in the name of the ‘War on Terror’
and for total conference ‘cred’ how can you go past…
former Dallas Cowboys Football Star Mark Stepnoski, the first major sportsman to question the official account of 9/11.
Would you argue with a NFL offensive lineman?
So who is this Stepnoski? From Wikipedia:
In November 2007, Stepnoski expressed support for the 9/11 Truth Movement
Yeah, OK. What else?
Stepnoski is also a marijuana legalization advocate and is an active member of NORML.
Problem solved.
Posted by Apparatchik on 2008 03 28 at 07:45 PM • permalink
“I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all.”
I love Fridays.
And Kiwis.
And Wombats.