Fair warning

Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 12:30 am

Quote of the week comes from Clint Eastwood:

“Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common – we both appreciate living in a country where there’s free expression,” Eastwood told the star-dotted crowd attending the National Board of Review awards dinner at Tavern on the Green.

Then, the Republican-leaning actor/director advised the lefty filmmaker: “But, Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera – I’ll kill you.” The audience erupted in laughter, and Eastwood grinned dangerously.

“I mean it,” he added, provoking more guffaws.

UPDATE. Michael thanks all his fans following his People’s Choice triumph:

Thanks again, and now let’s get on with the serious work at hand—winning more awards! Hahahaha. Just kidding.

Sure, Mike. Sure.

1. Somehow I don’t think he’s kidding.

   Posted by Butch on 01/14 at 09:01 AM • #

1. Be careful with the camera – that piece of film would be worth big bucks.

   Posted by Paul on 01/14 at 09:12 AM • #

1. ….an seein’ as how this is a .44 Magnum, the most pwerful handgun known to man…..you have to ask yourself…are you feelin’ lucky, Michael?

   Posted by rinardman on 01/14 at 09:16 AM • #

1. Well I’m… all broken up about that mans “rights.”

   Posted by Josh on 01/14 at 09:18 AM • #

1. Coming in ‘05: For a Few Donuts More.

   Posted by Jim Treacher on 01/14 at 09:34 AM • #

1. Gah. A Fistul of Donuts! Gah.

   Posted by Jim Treacher on 01/14 at 09:38 AM • #

1. Or a fistful even!

   Posted by Jim Treacher on 01/14 at 09:38 AM • #

1. “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly”, starring Clint Eastwood, Michael Moore, and Michael Moore.

   Posted by Dave S. on 01/14 at 09:49 AM • #

1. Same goes for me FATSO!

   Posted by Brian on 01/14 at 10:11 AM • #

1. Every Which Way But Loose, starring Clint Eastwood and Michael Moore as Clyde

   Posted by Pauly on 01/14 at 10:36 AM • #

1. Since when does Michael Moore appreciate living in America?

   While Moore may reap the benefits of the freedoms afforded him by men far more courageous than himself, I don’t think he’s capable of actually appreciating the sacrifices made by those men.

   Posted by Nash Kato on 01/14 at 10:49 AM • #

1. Go on Clint make my day

   Posted by raider580 on 01/14 at 10:58 AM • #

1. “He Mike, meet my friends . . . Smith and Wesson!”

   Posted by slatts on 01/14 at 11:15 AM • #

1. That’s The Good, The FAT And The Ugly!

   Posted by Brian on 01/14 at 11:16 AM • #

1. “A Fistul of Donuts”

   with Michael Moore as the Man With No Shame.

   He has also starred in –

   -The Fridges of Madison County-

   Posted by Ross on 01/14 at 12:57 PM • #

1. The Box Set……

   A Fistful of Dollops
   Two Mules for Michael Moore
   For a Few Dollars Moore or Less
   Upper West Side Grifter

   Posted by Mr. Oni on 01/14 at 02:04 PM • #

1. A Fistful Of Dollars is the only title I wouldn’t change. It’s a perfectly appropriate for Moore.
   It’s the ONLY thing that fits him like a glove 😉

   Posted by Brian on 01/14 at 02:10 PM • #

1. (It would TAKE TWO MULES to carry Michael Moorethanenoughofhim)

   Posted by treehuggingsister on 01/14 at 02:33 PM • #

1. “Two Mules for Michael Moore”

   Is that a pound-for-pound trade?

   Posted by Dave S. on 01/14 at 02:40 PM • #

1. How about Michael Moore in Two Mules For Lunch?

   Posted by DrZin on 01/14 at 03:24 PM • #

1. The Outlaw Josey Whales, with Micheal Moore as the Whale.

   Posted by Pauly on 01/14 at 04:34 PM • #

1. kelly’s heroes!

   with a double side of fries,
   and onion rings,
   and mozarella sticks,
   and…

   Posted by guinsPen on 01/14 at 04:36 PM • #

1. Laugh it up, Michael, but you won’t think it’s so funny when Clint is stepping on your gunshot leg. “Where’s the Palm d’Or?”

   “I have a right to a lawyer!”

   “Where’s the Palm d’Or?!”

   Posted by Vasco on 01/14 at 04:39 PM • #

1. I reckon he’d need an elephant gun.
   /sorry, got nothing

   Posted by ArtVandelay on 01/14 at 04:55 PM • #

1. 
   Hmm, does remind of another doco loon who decide it would be ok to call an ex-astronaunt a thief, liar and coward, right in his face.

   Posted by Madison on 01/14 at 05:08 PM • #

1. Madison, um Clint only played at being an astronaut in Space Cowboys, so there really isn’t any comparison.

   Posted by Pauly on 01/14 at 05:25 PM • #

1. Thats ok, Pauly, Michael only plays at being a documentarian.

   Posted by Quentin George on 01/14 at 05:28 PM • #

1. Never even thought of the Space Cowboys.

   Just my fault memory synapses firing haphazardly.

   Posted by Madison on 01/14 at 05:42 PM • #

1. It’s just a comparison of one doco-loon acousting a self-assured individual and getting pasted with another doco-loon getting warned by another self-assured individual.

   So, yeah, the comparison is there.

   And, yeah, I’d love to see someone feed Mikey his own camera.

   Posted by FDC on 01/14 at 06:07 PM • #

1. Play Misty for me Michael or -The first tlme ever I saw your — face ..

   Posted by crash on 01/14 at 06:08 PM • #

1. I don’t think a .44 will be up to the job- I reckon he’ll need one of these, or perhaps this. Either way, there’s going to be an awful mess.

   Posted by Habib on 01/14 at 06:08 PM • #

1. Was that a typo, a hefty filmmaker?

   Posted by rog on 01/14 at 06:46 PM • #

1. FDC

   And, yeah, I’d love to see someone feed Mikey his own camera.

   I would PAY to see that!:^D

   Posted by Spiny Norman on 01/14 at 06:48 PM • #

1. Newsflash – W.A. terrorist Jack Roche has won his appeal (or rather the DPP has lost his -to double his sentence of nine years) He will be eligible for parole in 2007.

   Posted by crash on 01/14 at 06:53 PM • #

1. Jack Roche seems to have proved useful and willing to cooperate.
   He also trid to warn the Australian and US authoroties on terrorist attacks but no one listened.
   I think he is entitled to SOME leeway if he has knoked islamism on the head and changed his agenda.
   That’s a hell of a lot more than is due to some released from guantamano bay

   Posted by davo on 01/14 at 07:14 PM • #

1. So are you ready, puke?

   Did Clint say that?

   Not big on western movies.

   Posted by Darlene Taylor on 01/14 at 08:38 PM • #

1. So are you ready, puke?

   Did Clint say that?

   Not big on western movies.

   Posted by Darlene Taylor on 01/14 at 08:38 PM • #

1. Oh man!! That would be the things that dreams are made of seeing Clint Eastwood grab Moore by his shirt and look him in the eye and say “Listen punk to me you’re nothin’ but a dog shit”. Moore might have thought he was smart ambushing Charlton Heston at his home. Only problem I can see with Clint’s threat is that they wouldn’t make bodybags big enough to fit that prick into.

   Posted by Hank Reardon on 01/14 at 08:48 PM • #

1. I did it again. I posted a comment twice.

   I am the world’s worst person to make comments by far.  Sigh!

   I am going to have to be more patient (difficult for an Aussie girl) and stop bloody clicking all the time.

   Apologies good readers, I am but silly billy.

   Posted by Darlene Taylor on 01/14 at 09:21 PM • #

1. Speaking of bores:

   I knew he was dull, but I didn’t think he’d bore beaches.  And he was the environmental candidate? Pah!

   Posted by Craig Mc on 01/14 at 09:35 PM • #

1. Clint: (Sees Moore on his doorstep w/ a camera. Picks up the phone & calls the UNDERTAKER) Get three coffins ready.

   *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM*

   Clint: My mistake. Four coffins, at the very least. Damn, he was fat!

   Posted by Cybrludite on 01/14 at 09:35 PM • #

1. Swell…..

   Posted by Crusader on 01/15 at 02:27 AM • #

1. Apologies in advance.

   Michael “For a Few Dollars” Moore walks the Tightrope across Heartbreak Ridge feeling Unforgiven. “I’m here to Paint Your Wagon” he told the Pale Rider.

   Moore was Beguiled by the Magnum Force of the City Heat Where Eagles Dare to fly near Coogan’s Bluff, the home of the Honkeytonk Man. “Any Which Way You Can?” asked Dirty Harry. “Then Hang ‘em High” he said pointing at The Gauntlet suspended by Rawhide the First Traveling Saleslady was carrying. “Did you Escape from Alcatraz in your Pink Cadillac after committing a True Crime, or did the Eiger Sanction this Ambush at Cimarron Pass?”

   Moore was confused, as usual, by the questions, and his pants suddenly felt Every Which Way But Loose. He was there to Play Misty For Me but Thunderbolt and Lightfoot had fallen in the Dead Pool and could no longer earn a Fistful of Dollars. The only choice he had was to get the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly to ask Kelly’s Heroes to Firefox, his agent who had gotten him this gig.

   “Wait a minute, you’re that Million Dollar Baby Michael Moore!” the Enforcer realized. As Bronco Billy put Moore In The Line of Fire, the Absolute Power and Sudden Impact from his .44 Automag caused so much Blood Work that Space Cowboys could see it. “It’s now A Perfect World” the High Plains Drifter said, lighting his cheroot and watching Two Mules For Sister Sara drag the body away.

   Posted by Some0Seppo on 01/15 at 02:52 AM • #

1. Jack Palance, not Clint Eastwood: “I’d say I crap bigger than you, but truth be told, I think I’m already looking at the biggest pile of sh*t on planet Earth.”

   Posted by bovious on 01/15 at 04:32 AM • #

1. The Bread Zone

   In the Line for Dryer’s

   Posted by tachyonshuggy on 01/15 at 06:00 AM • #

1. Two Mules for Michael Moore

   “Is that a pound-for-pound trade?”

   That’s funny Dave S but it’s a 2:1 ratio because mules are only half ass.

   Posted by Mr. Oni on 01/15 at 10:02 AM • #

1. If only Clint Eastwood would start working security for pharmaceutical companies…

   Posted by Van Helsing on 01/15 at 11:54 AM • #

1. Newsflash! Looks like Mikey has called Clint’s bluff; if you’re heading towards Laurel Canyon, take a big peg- peeeuuuuuww!

   Posted by Habib on 01/15 at 04:25 PM • #