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More gator trouble in Florida, this time involving a golden retriever. Where is Florida Barbie when we need her?
(Via Florida Cracker, who observes: “Every time Al Gore gets on a plane, a polar bear drowns.”)
I bet all the other gators in Florida are laughing at him now.
That’s probably why he was hiding out so far from the Everglades in the first place – he’s a Gator-Nerd
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 05 31 at 05:26 AM • permalink
- Florida alligators are pansies.Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 05 31 at 05:57 AM • permalink
- The PETA legal staff is preparing their animal abuse lawsuit as we speak. Nobody hits a poor defenseless gator, deprives it of food and walks away unscathed.
That reminds me of an incident last year involving a friend of mine (an American working in Germany) who took his dog out for a walk along the wooded trails near his home. Germany has strict leash laws (which evidently only apply to Americans) so my friend has his dog muzzled and on a leash (its a two year old lab). Along comes a nice German lady with her free roaming shepherd. The shepherd begins mauling the lab, while my friend is yelling at the lady to get her dog and gets bit bad enough to require 20-some-odd stitches. The woman explains that this is natural, its what dogs do. A week or so pass, and my friend (with bandaged hand) finds himself facing the exact same scenario, but this time he releases his dog who promptly begins to tear the shepherd to shreds. The woman is screaming for him to stop his dog. You can imagine what he told her…
- On tonight’s news was an article about a croc on a golfcourse, in Queensland of course..
o/t For the first time in Australia an aboriginal person _a 14 year old girl -has been charged with a racially motivated assault -in Kalgoorlie I think..
There was no mention of the ethnic origins of the victim of the violence but it was a 19 year old woman.
- el cid — Maybe you should think about a bigger jar.Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 05 31 at 09:31 AM • permalink
- RebeccaH
Hey, when rising sea levels finally inundate Florida, does this mean the gators will all drown?
Nope, means they will eventually gravitate and acclimate to places like Indiana or Ohio…:).
richard
Maybe you should think about a bigger jar.
Yeah, I thought of that, but then carrying around all day…geez….lol.
- What are the Gaia worshippers going to do now that the “endangered species” of yore are proliferating into their back yards? Florida Fish & Game admits the alligator numbers are back to normal but say all these attacks are just… coincidence. In California you can’t leave a small dog, not to mention toddler, outside or a coyote will snatch it.
And, I admit it, I hate possums. Especially the one staring at me from the back yard.
- We have the same problem with snakes.
When I was a kid, if you saw a snake, whamo, you divided it into two unequal halves with the aid of a shovel. It was considered a civic duty.
So now they have been protected for forty years or more. So what has happened? The fuckers are everywhere.
There’s a simple solution. Eat them. For thousands of years the aborigines did. Now they prefer KFC. Apparently it tastes a bit like snake only oily. Sure kept the fuckers in their place. The snakes I mean.
So having had one of their few natural predators removed from the equation the fuckers have multiplied like out of fashion neckties in the back of a walk-in wardrobe. The kookas are laughing though.
So I reckon we should rediscover the taste for snake. People should be licensed to hunt them. Skilled people. Indigenous people.
Nope, means they will eventually gravitate and acclimate to places like Indiana or Ohio…:).
They’ll have to fight the frogmen.
Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 05 31 at 12:48 PM • permalink
Hey, when rising sea levels finally inundate Florida, does this mean the gators will all drown?
No, they’ll just all get eaten by the mutant radioactive crocodiles that live next to the Turkey Point Nuclear Power Plant. Okay okay, maybe they aren’t radioactive mutants. Yet.
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 05 31 at 06:01 PM • permalink
- Forget the Ohio River Frogmen. In order to get to Ohio, the gators are going to have to go through Tennessee. And we all know what’s waiting for ‘em there. Talk about yer frogs.
- Dave S.,
You might want to rethink the jogging….Crocs in Maine
- Not to mention the deadly snake fish, probably let loose by Chicom insurgents.
- Tim:
Florida is expanding the gator hunt, this year. I’m thinking of applying for a license. Care to join me? (It’s a mere $62 for a non-resident, “add-on” license.)
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