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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 11:46 am

Just a thought, but shouldn’t a serious environmentalist choose not to take charter flights?

FractionAir, which provided charter jet service to people ranging from former Vice President Al Gore to Titans coach Jeff Fisher, is seeking to restructure to avoid bankruptcy.

The Nashville-based company provided corporate travel service to executives and others seeking to avoid commercial flights.

Still, Gore is doing fine with the bookstore community:

There were 22 groups of 25 people at noon.

Gore is more popular than the World Cup!

Shortly after, shrill screams erupted from the crowd. Al Gore was in the building.

An understandable reaction. Gore must be used to it.

The former vice president made his way to the front of the room, receiving handshakes and approving pats on the back from those who gathered in the lower floor of the store to see him.

“The size of the turnout is four or five times greater than I expected,” Gore said, greeting the crowd.

Al can’t even predict crowds at his own book signings, but people take him seriously when he predicts we have only five to ten years to avoid cataclysmic warmenizing.

Posted by Tim B. on 06/25/2006 at 11:36 AM
    1. Environmentalist credo, followed by Al Gore, Laurie David, Gwyneth Paltrow, Barbra Streisand, & etc.:  Charter flights for me, but not for thee.

      Posted by ushie on 2006 06 25 at 11:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’m usually at work midday on fridays, how about you guys. But now these “22 groups of 25”.

      Posted by debi L. on 2006 06 25 at 12:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. Actually, if you ever saw the movie “Help!”, you’d know it was one group of 25 hustled out the back door and around again 22 times…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 06 25 at 12:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. Where ya been, Tim? Al’s charter flights are carbon neutral, therefore permissible. Carbon neutrality, that’s the thing.

      Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 06 25 at 01:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. “I thought the movie was incredible,” Nathan Miller said. “Global warming has actually been an issue that has scared me to death. Ever since I was five years old, I remember crying myself to sleep, thinking the earth would be flooded. And it’s true, it’s really true.

      Goes a long way in explaining the pathology of this group.

      Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2006 06 25 at 01:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. Nathan Miller:  Pussy of the Left.

      Posted by ushie on 2006 06 25 at 01:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Warmenizing”. I was arrested for that once, in public no less.

      Posted by Daniel San on 2006 06 25 at 01:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. “I thought the movie was incredible,” Nathan Miller said. Agreed.

      Ever since I was five years old, I remember crying myself to sleep, thinking the earth would be flooded. With hilarious physiological results, I bet. Are you over that little “problem”, now?

      And it’s true, it’s really true. Sure it is, Nat. Just like the time you traded the cow for a sack of magic beans. And what did get, then, a leafy ladder to the giant’s castle in the sky? No, you got a backyard overrun with zucchini.

      Grow up, you pusillanimous clods! As Lionel Trilling said, “We have a moral responsibility to be intelligent.”

      Posted by paco on 2006 06 25 at 01:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. #2, they were probably housewives and college kids, and maybe some old retirees like me.  Going to the bookstore to see a gen-yew-wine celebrity like Al Gore is probably a nice alternative to watching the afternoon soaps.  Plus, they tend to be groups that are the most easily frightened.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 06 25 at 02:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ever since I was five years old, I remember crying myself to sleep, thinking the earth would be flooded. And it’s true, it’s really true.

      “And we’ll have to build an ark to save the animals, two by two.”

      Nah, envirotardism isn’t a religion.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 06 25 at 04:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. Have any of these warmerists shorted the stock market?  I’d be surprise—no, shocked—if any of them put money where their mouths are.

      Posted by stuartfullerton on 2006 06 25 at 05:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. You mean El Al is warning us that we have only five to ten years to learn how to live under 80 feet of water? (I asked this question in another post and was only screamed at.)

      Posted by stats on 2006 06 25 at 05:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. Attention please: Alvis has left the building.

      Posted by Steven Den Beste on 2006 06 25 at 06:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. Massively O/T, but in response to Stoop Foley Fole about 20 threads down (where he’d never find my response):

      Many of the names we use in English for other countries and peoples are actually names that other people gave them, or are derived from places within those countries.

      Well it all sounds perfectly reasonable but I’m against alla that, too.  They should have a big ol’ pow-wow, at the UN or someplace, and vote down a universally arbitrary set of pan-national nomenclature that everybody had to abide by.  Consider it a test of their damn United-National legitimacy, snort, and if they can’t make it happen, I vote we get rid of ‘em.  The UN I mean, not Croatia or Switzerland, or even Persia, at least not right away.

      Will you be very surprised if I tell you that the UN, in fact, does do something like that?

      Posted by PW on 2006 06 25 at 08:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. I posted the following set of links at ‘Ballon Juice’ for the benefit of Gore’s movie watchers who think the movie lends credibility to the human-induced global warming theory.

      http://www.friendsofscience.org/index.php?ide=3

      http://www.technologyreview.com/read_article.aspx?id=13830&ch=biztech

      ‘Superman’ is coming out this summer and will not doubt persuade doubters that he does, in fact, exist.

      Posted by Dorian on 2006 06 25 at 09:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. The rank hypocrisy is very common in the far left.

      The Greens do it often: http://weekbyweek7.blogspot.com/2006/01/greens-hypocrisy-do-as-i-say-not-as-i.html

      and the Green left weekly crowd are equally guilty: http://weekbyweek7.blogspot.com/2006/06/green-left-weekly-hypocrites.html

      Posted by WeekByWeek on 2006 06 25 at 10:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al can’t even predict crowds at his own book signings, but people take him seriously when he predicts we have only five to ten years to avoid cataclysmic warmenizing.

      How does he do it?

      Maybe this?: Idiot savants are a group of humans that are incapable of learning, writing or reading, yet they have unlimited access to specific, accurate knowledge in the fields of mathematics, music, and other precise areas (like earth’s climate). Now the irony of an idiot-savant is that this group of individuals does not acquire knowledge by learning as the average human does. They mysteriously ‘know’ explicit, exact, correct information. One may wonder: “How do idiots savants know certain information or possess certain skills?” By whatever means they obtain this information, they undermine current definitions about intelligence. Does their knowledge show that a source of intelligence exists? Is it possible to tap into this source and not know of its existence?

      Hmmm, could it be?

      Posted by rinardman on 2006 06 25 at 10:47 PM • permalink

 

    1. Now I’m stuck humming some 80s tune:

      I heard the convenient jets
      dum dum dum de dum
      no more, no more
      Again,
      No more, no more…

      Posted by anthony_r on 2006 06 26 at 12:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. World Cup, World Cup!  Tim, it’s still on..

      The number of cards in the awful Portugal -Netherlands 2nd half proves my point about the ridiculous dominance of the ref in this sport. All FIFA can do is moan about it…
      Portugal stalled the whole game this way, and won.
      If free kicks close enough to goal to score were awarded for ALL yellow cards, there would be scoring as a penalty and disincentive, and I’m sure the dirty and unfair play would be controlled by the players by that.
      Aussie Rules never has such a mockery of a game, because it has rational scoring, and strong rules for refs to apply to keep control.

      Posted by Barrie on 2006 06 26 at 01:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. Balls Barrie -the Socceroos are experiencing an International offshoot of the “non V.F.L. syndrome” where Aussie Rules teams that are from other pariah states -get shunned by the referees -and commentators.
      One of the reasons why Victorians are universally disliked in Oz..try driving with Victorian plates elsewhere hmmm.
      Fraction Air sounds dangerous -like its Aussie counterpart SlingAir..now that’s tellin ya.

      Posted by crash on 2006 06 26 at 09:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. Miranda, Gusty, harryc and Dr Pole, how could you let this happen?  How can idly stand by while your High Priest is wrecking sacrilege on the holy temple?  You must ACT now lest you be labeled heretics!  Quickly now, say something arrogant, seething and irrelevant.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 06 26 at 09:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. Convenient jets – it’s the Messianic Syndrome.  Since they are spreading the word of Gaia Al Gore, Laurie David et al feel that they are entitled and they need to get everywhere quickly so the little peopele don’t have to.  See, they come to you.  All you have to do is give them your vote or your money (for the carbon vouchers, of course).

      Posted by Crossie on 2006 06 26 at 09:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. PIMF

      peopele = people

      Posted by Crossie on 2006 06 26 at 09:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. So, is Al Gore like the Beatles, now?

      Posted by paco on 2006 06 26 at 10:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. Horrible Beatles reunion joke in 5…4…3…

      Posted by ushie on 2006 06 26 at 11:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. R. S. Lindzen Sloan Professor of Atmospheric Science at MITin todays (6/26) Wall Street Journal provides a classical Gore quote: “When Stephanopoulas (ABC interview)confronted Gore with the fact that the best estimates of rising sea levels are far less dire than Gore claims in his movie, Mr. Gore defended his claims by noting that scientists ‘don’t have any models that give them a high level of confidence’ one way or another and (Gore) went on to claim-in his defense– that scientists ‘don’t know…They just don’t know’”.
      Here is proof #17 that Gore is a natural idiot savant.
      (The rest of the article demolishes Gore and his co-religionists.)

      Posted by stats on 2006 06 26 at 11:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. #26Here is proof #17 that Gore is a natural idiot savant.

      Posted by rinardman on 2006 06 26 at 05:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. #26 Here is proof #17 that Gore is a natural idiot savant.

      Or, at least he’s half of a idiot savant!

      Posted by rinardman on 2006 06 26 at 05:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. I lean towards the idiot half.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 06 26 at 06:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. Tim Tam, Will you marry me?

      I hope you’re a little bit cowboy!

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 06 26 at 11:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. “The size of the turnout is four or five times greater than I expected,” Gore said, greeting the crowd.

      That means they were generating four or five times the amount of carbon dioxide!

      Posted by Mr. Magoo on 2006 06 27 at 07:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. 14 PW

      Will you be very surprised if I tell you that the UN, in fact, does do something like that?

      Of course I will, aren’t I always?  But rest assured, I’m against THAT too!  Those bunglers will get it wrong, plus take too long, plus find new ways to make it cost too much, at every step of the process!  But thanks for asking.

      Posted by Huck Foley on 2006 06 27 at 11:16 PM • permalink

 

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