Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 07:58 am
Tehran television exposes the evil cola scams of those crafty Jews:
The Zionists are the largest shareholders in the world’s drink manufacturers. They make hundreds of thousands of billions of dollars from this annually. This way, they export their colonialist schemes with this product, at no additional cost.
Take, for example, the Pepsi drink. Do you know what Pepsi stands for? ‘Pay Each Penny Save Israel.’
Among other companies implicated in worldwide Jewishness: Coca Cola, Sara Lee, Marks & Spencer, Nestle, Intel, McDonald’s, Marlboro, Disney, Timberland, Revlon, Hugo Boss, Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger, L’Oreal, and Garnier. How do Jews find the time for all this globey domination? Self-confessed Jew Max Friedman admits:
It’s really hard ruling the world, starting wars, raping, pillaging and plundering, without enough sleep. Perhaps tomorrow I’ll take over the weather. Then my enemies can accuse me of global warming, too. Why not?
The waters of the Atlantic Coast beaches this summer were too cold to do much swimming, so I’ve really got to do something about warming them up. Then we Jews can control the rental of beach chairs, umbrellas and the sand, while secretly taking over control of Thrasher’s fries and Grotto’s pizza. Now, that will really show our critics that we are serious about ruling the world. He who controls french fries and pizza rules!
UPDATE. Dan Lewis: “I always thought it was Pay Each Penny, Screw Iran!”
UPDATE II. Steve Skubinna: “So what does ‘Iran’ mean? Israel Rules All Nations?”
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