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Last updated on March 6th, 2018 at 12:30 am

So you hate FOX News but don’t possess the advanced remote control skills to avoid watching it? Then the FOXBlocker is for you, my maladroit liberal friend!

FOXBlocker is an innovative new product that filters out the FOX News network. Simply screw the filter into the back of your TV …

How? How if you can’t even operate a remote control?

… and never be exposed to right wing propaganda again (at least through FOX News). Using a proprietary technology, the FOXBlocker works to filter out FOX News from your cable lineup. Protect yourself and your family, or send one to a misguided right wing friend.

Priced at JUST $8.95, the FOXBlocker is a wonderful way of telling the advertisers at FOX News that you are no longer interested in being exposed to right wing propaganda.

It’s also a good way of reminding yourself why the judge ordered that you be sterilised. But don’t just take my word for it; listen to FOXBlocker seller Joshua Montgomery:

“We hope that companies will see people actually paying to block channels that won’t offer alternative views.”

I’m sure they will. And they’ll also add these people to their “most likely to set fire to their hair in tragic laundry accidents” lists, so that they may be targeted for special Scalp Healing Magic Balm mass e-mails.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/11/2005 at 12:59 AM
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