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Last updated on August 8th, 2017 at 05:26 pm

No more rockets:

Palestinian militants will cease rocket attacks on Israel from the Gaza Strip, President Mahmoud Abbas told Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert in a telephone call …

Well, maybe not:

A Kassam rocket, fired from the Gaza Strip, landed in open territory in the western Negev on Sunday morning, less than an hour after the ceasefire declared by the Palestinians became effective.

UPDATE. More rockets:

Israeli troops withdrew from the Gaza Strip as a last-minute cease-fire deal took hold Sunday morning, but two major Palestinian militant groups, saying they had no intention of stopping their attacks, fired volleys of homemade rockets into Israel.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/26/2006 at 02:47 AM
    1. Hey, they almost made it one hour!  That’s a remarkable show of self-restraint for Palestinians.

      Posted by the wolf on 2006 11 26 at 03:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. Well, that was a big surprise. A “remarkable show of self-restraint” indeed.

      Posted by Spiny Norman on 2006 11 26 at 03:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. Who was it that said that Muslims should talk with two tongues, one for the believers and one for the infidels? Was that in the Koran, or was it some Islamic leader?

      Posted by Matthew Lawrence on 2006 11 26 at 03:35 AM • permalink

 

    1. I am sure the world will somehow find a way to blame the ‘breaking of the ceasefire’ on Israel.

      How the fuck can Abbas seriously contemplate trying to stop ‘militants’ (um, ‘terrorists’, cough) when he has absolutely no power over them. He is a fucking idiot for thinking that he can.

      Less than one hour. Yeah well, that may be a record for them, somewhat. I think they refused statehood, on each occasion, even quicker – 10 minutes top.

      Posted by The Best Infidel on 2006 11 26 at 03:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. Yeah another hudna whilst they wait for the new shipments of rockets from the Iranians through the tunnels.
      If Olmert also starts to talk peace Hammas will send in another wave of suicide bomber grannies and the British lefists will start dancing in the streets of London again.
      Next thing the french will offer to “monitor” the cease fire!!

      Posted by davo on 2006 11 26 at 03:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. A rocket launched before the cease-fire that loops around the moon might come down days and days later.

      A close reading of the fine print is necessary.

      Posted by rhhardin on 2006 11 26 at 04:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. Maybe it was stolen from a zionist lab and was actually a secret ‘hover’ rocket that uses new technology to remain in flight for extended periods.  The zionists still have to work on the targeting and range, though.

      Posted by entropy on 2006 11 26 at 04:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. the hover technology, was of course stolen by mossad agents based in Perth, Western Austalia.

      Posted by entropy on 2006 11 26 at 04:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. Well Im suprised!
      I bet it was those sneaky JoooS who set it off themselves to demonise the happy kite flying people of palestine! Whre childern frollick in grassy medows, and millions of MENSA members strive to improve the lives of generations to come. The elderly are revered for their wisdom and the realm of religion never interfears.
      Im sure they are led by a wonderful shy unicorn whos only thoughts are how to improve the lives of those he serves.
      /moonbat off.

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 11 26 at 04:35 AM • permalink

 

    1. #6

      Yeah, they’re not known for their accuracy.

      Posted by kae on 2006 11 26 at 04:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. Daylight saving is a Zionist plot to cheat an hour out of the lives of Palestinians.  In this manner, eventually, Palestinians will cease to exist.  The cease fire will begin on Tel Aviv time for the Jews, Gaza Central time for the Pallies.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2006 11 26 at 05:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. They probably just forgot to adjust their watches for daylight saving.

      Posted by cuckoo on 2006 11 26 at 05:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. Damn your flying fingers, Rebase!!

      Posted by cuckoo on 2006 11 26 at 05:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. #11 and #12 – You should be aware that Palestinians actually have killed themselves due to the bomb going off an hour early thanks to daylight savings. See related Darwin Award.

      Palestinian militants will cease rocket attacks on Israel from the Gaza Strip

      And they did. Of course, the agreement didn’t stop rocket “defensive actions on the Zionist entity”. It’s all in the semantics.

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 11 26 at 05:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. “We offer you a truce on behalf of our two main groups, Hamas, Fatah, and Al-Aqsa Brigades – make that three main groups not including Islamic Jihad … er, four groups … we offer you a truce … (WHOOSH, BANG!) … who fired that accursed rocket?”

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 11 26 at 05:26 AM • permalink

 

    1. #11 and #12

      Hahahaha. Daylight saving. I like that one.

      I am surprised even if they can afford watches, with all the money that goes towards buying rockets.

      They will probably argue that the rocket fired was a signal that the ceasefire had begun, that’s all. Any excuse these morons can think of, they will use it.

      Posted by The Best Infidel on 2006 11 26 at 05:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. Cease-Fire: Israelis cease, Palestinians fire.

      Posted by bondo on 2006 11 26 at 06:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. #17

      That is brilliant.

      Posted by The Best Infidel on 2006 11 26 at 06:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. Now we start the cease fire!

      no…wait…

      Now we start!

      no…wait…

      Now we start!

      no…wait…

      Now we start!

      no…

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 11 26 at 07:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. Something is definintely up here. That recent assassination in Lebannon, Hamas saying that if they don’t get their state within 6 months they will start another infatada now this “ceasefire” deal? Plans within plans and none of them good.

      Posted by rbresca on 2006 11 26 at 08:19 AM • permalink

 

    1. Ya know what went wrong? Simon didn’t say “ceasefire”.

      Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 11 26 at 09:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. “Cease fire” probably doesn’t translate into Arabic.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 11 26 at 10:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Fool me once…

      Posted by gerschor on 2006 11 26 at 10:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. Maybe the Pali’s just need a hug……

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 11 26 at 11:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. fired volleys of homemade rockets into Israel.

      I just love those homemade rockets. Just like the ones dear old Grannie used to cook up before she decided to have one last fling and paint the town red.
      Memories …

      Posted by geoff on 2006 11 26 at 11:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. Homemade rockets freshly prepared on the premises.

      Out the back …

      Posted by geoff on 2006 11 26 at 11:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. ‘Homemade’ rockets eh?  I’d bet you dollars to yen that there are more than a few metal workshops in Israel that could whip up a batch of Katushyas in a few days.  (Its a Russian design from WW2)

      Send 50 or 100 ‘homemade’ rockets over the border in the other direction.

      Every day for 6 months.

      Then ask Hamas, Fatah, et al if they still want to play.

      Disproportionate force is the only way to deal with these subhuman cockroaches.

      Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 11 26 at 11:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. # 22, “Cease fire” probably doesn’t translate into Arabic.”

      Rebeccah, indeed it does. It means “cease protesting, start firing.”

      Posted by ElectronPower on 2006 11 26 at 02:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. Or, to update an old jewish joke:

      Hamas terrorist fires rocket into Israel.  Outraged UN observer berates him: “Didn’t you hear about the ceasefire agreement?  No rockets!”
      Terrorist: “But it didn’t say absolutely positively no rockets.”

      Posted by cuckoo on 2006 11 26 at 06:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. The ceasefires are probably being used to have all the Palestinian grannies draw straws to hash out the upcoming suicide-bombing schedule.

      Posted by PW on 2006 11 26 at 11:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Abba Babu Badass: ceasefire? Piece of cake! Why I’ve done three this week alone!

      Posted by Henry boy on 2006 11 27 at 02:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. Which group fired the rockets?

      Was it the People’s Front of Judea or the Judean People’s Front?

      I can never work out which group is which.

      Posted by mr creosote on 2006 11 27 at 06:19 AM • permalink

 

    1. Amazing how we only ever see one side of the issue from the blogheads. Why is that? Is this a cabbal or something?

      Posted by Miranda Divide on 2006 11 27 at 02:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Somebody almost learnt a new word.

      Posted by Henry boy on 2006 11 27 at 04:09 PM • permalink

 

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