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“Enviro-tards are probably holidaying in Europe,” writes Art Vandelay, “which would explain the blizzards.” He’s referring to the inverse law of global warm-mongering, which holds that global warming protests invariably result in local colding. So, does Art’s travel theory hold up?
Exhibit A: Former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating, a Kyoto supporter, is currently holidaying in Paris.
Exhibit B: “Paris had its first substantial snowfall on Friday, as icy weather continued to grip much of Europe.”
Coincidence? Unlikely!
- Your theory is as good as any concocted by the so-called enviro-scientists and has much more substantial empirical support.Posted by stats on 2005 12 31 at 02:05 PM • permalink
- It’s the evil Americans, of course. They consume so much of the world’s resources, they must be stealing all the heat as well!Posted by richard mcenroe on 2005 12 31 at 02:55 PM • permalink
- Number one: Art Vandalay is an architect, not a climatologist, so I wouldn’t pay any attention to his musings on global warming. Come to think of it, I probably would not enter any of his buildings either.
Number two: Paul Keating usually sleeps alone because of his snoring and cold feet. I can only assume he was walking around Paris barefoot just before the snow began to fall.
Posted by Mystery Meat on 2005 12 31 at 03:03 PM • permalink
Art Vandalay is an architect, not a climatologist, so I wouldn’t pay any attention to his musings on global warming.
Well, I’m a purchasing clerk in a construction company. I don’t even have a bachelor’s degree, just an associate’s in General Studies. By your criteria the only thing I should have an opinion on is whether or not the coffee in the company kitchen is up to par.
Say, where’s your degree in climatology and architecture? Why should I listen to your opinions on Mr. Vandelay?
Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2005 12 31 at 03:50 PM • permalink
- As a self-appointed Professor of Warehousing I am entitled to an opinion on any damn thing that I deem worthy of my opinion. Even when, in my opinion, my opinion is irrelevant and worthless.
Let me rephrase that…Posted by SwinishCapitalist on 2005 12 31 at 05:43 PM • permalink
- Great Caesars Ghost – Mister Freeze must have escaped.
To the Batmobile Robin!
Hang on cancel that its just the weather featuring varied behaviour again.
Better re-calibrate the Bat Computer Modelling programs for reality again.Posted by the nailgun on 2005 12 31 at 11:31 PM • permalink
- Sydney sizzles whilst France freezes … bloody oath, it’s warm in Sydney today … it’s 43 degrees here on the coast … I burnt my feet on the hot sands at Cronulla about midday … actually not a lot of people there, not because of the goings on of the last month, but because it was too frigging hot …
- I have a dgeree in Large Stick. I have opinions on any number of things. How ‘bout that?Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 01 01 at 01:34 AM • permalink
- “Well, I’m a purchasing clerk in a construction company. I don’t even have a bachelor’s degree, just an associate’s in General Studies. By your criteria the only thing I should have an opinion on is whether or not the coffee in the company kitchen is up to par.
Say, where’s your degree in climatology and architecture? Why should I listen to your opinions on Mr. Vandelay?”
Yeah, but you actually exist. Art Vandalay on the other hand…well, as his father would say “serenity now!”
Posted by jeff mccabe on 2006 01 01 at 03:42 AM • permalink
Number one: Art Vandalay is an architect, not a climatologist, so I wouldn’t pay any attention to his musings on global warming.
I only pretend to be an architect. Actually I run a highly successful latex manfacturing company. You may have heard of Vandelay Industries.
Posted by Art Vandelay on 2006 01 01 at 04:17 AM • permalink
- We have to get Margo back so that Tim has something else to write about. He points out the absurdity of blizzard-bound global-warming protestors and Sydney gets hit with 45.2C temperatures.
Coincidence? Or did a Wronwright get his hands on the Weather Machine after a too-successful New Year’s celebration?
- Yes there is only one. At least, I don’t think the cloning experiments have yet been successful.Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 01 02 at 12:20 AM • permalink
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“a Wronwright”? Hopefully there’s just the one.
If time-travel enables him to be in two places at one time, then that’s no longer such a safe bet, is it?
Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 01 03 at 01:59 PM • permalink
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