When vast fluid spills are involved, Bill Clinton’s your man:
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton will serve as the U.N. envoy for tsunami reconstruction efforts in South Asia, the United Nations announced Tuesday.
U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan believes “no one could possibly be better qualified for this task,” a spokesman for Annan said.
Meanwhile, John Kerry just wishes the President had been more honest:
If Bush had come to Congress and said, “I want $300 billion and we’re going to lose at least, you know, 1,500 kids-ultimately, maybe more-in an effort to just bring democracy,�? he would not have won that vote.
Maybe those kids need some more weapons, Mr Kerry. Do the Khmer Rouge have any left over?
UPDATE. John Kerry is a jerk.