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No longer amused by lawn jockeys? Tired of tyre swans? Well, why not decorate your yard with a cardboard Cindy:
(Note: may attract live moonbats)

Posted by Tim B. on 07/01/2006 at 12:56 PM
    1. What the damn hell…?  That is the most pathetic excuse for a demonstration ever.  And the site calls this “radical,” as if standing around on the grass with signs and a cardboard Cindy is a revolutionary act.

      Sadass clowns.

      Posted by ushie on 2006 07 01 at 01:06 PM • permalink


    1. Are you sure that’s a cardboard cutout?

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 07 01 at 01:08 PM • permalink


    1. And Yard Flamingos

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 07 01 at 01:14 PM • permalink


    1. If these people put down their ridiculous signs and got jobs instead, they might be able to dismantle their tent cities and move into the suburbs. Work For Peace? How about Work For Fixed Walls?

      Posted by James Waterton on 2006 07 01 at 01:27 PM • permalink


    1. And yes, they could find employment. That’s what the public service is there for.

      Posted by James Waterton on 2006 07 01 at 01:28 PM • permalink


    1. Cardboard Cindy.

      She’s never looked better!

      Posted by rinardman on 2006 07 01 at 01:42 PM • permalink


    1. Just noticed the little sign down front.

      Vigil Sunday 1-2 pm Welcome

      A whole hour?

      Now, that’s dedication to your cause!

      Posted by rinardman on 2006 07 01 at 01:45 PM • permalink


    1. Cindy on a stick?  My day is complete.

      Posted by saltydog on 2006 07 01 at 01:46 PM • permalink


    1. Cindy on a stick?  Blech!  I’d never eat that!

      Posted by ushie on 2006 07 01 at 01:59 PM • permalink


    1. Aren’t they all cardboard cutouts in that photo shot?

      Posted by stats on 2006 07 01 at 01:59 PM • permalink


    1. What’s that behind the Cindy-cutout? A burkaed something?

      Posted by m on 2006 07 01 at 02:01 PM • permalink


    1. Weapons qual is coming up-sure way to improve my score.

      Do they come in Bill Keller or John Murtha?

      Posted by 68W40 on 2006 07 01 at 02:17 PM • permalink


    1. 2,516

      So you walk up to her and say, “You.”

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 07 01 at 02:19 PM • permalink


    1. Not even a titanium cluebat could make a dent in those skulls.

      Posted by 68W40 on 2006 07 01 at 02:37 PM • permalink


    1. Sounds like Cindy Sheehan is building up a franchise.  Or someone is, using her image to do so.  Unless it’s being given away for free…….BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      Sorry, couldn’t resist that……

      Still, I might buy one, if I had a source.  But where to put it?  At the 100 meter line on the rifle range, or the 35 meter mark on the pistol range?

      Oopsies, did I just use eliminationist language?  By proxy*, I mean?  Silly me!


      *: I’m assuming that the real Mommy Cindy is not made of cardboard.  But RebeccaH may well be right in #2.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 07 01 at 02:42 PM • permalink



      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 01 at 02:43 PM • permalink


    1. I dont know why, but after looking at that pic for a few seconds, I have a hankering for some of grandma’s peach cobbler.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 07 01 at 02:47 PM • permalink


    1. I think these people are motivated by the thrill of fighting a ‘war’ without the inconvenience of being shot at.

      Posted by Brentbo on 2006 07 01 at 03:34 PM • permalink


    1. #9 ushie,

      Eat cindy on a stick!  What an revolting idea.  No, no, no.  I was thinking of Vlad, not the Good Humor Man.

      Posted by saltydog on 2006 07 01 at 03:52 PM • permalink


    1. And these are the same people who carp on and on about plastic turkeys.

      Posted by Polish Frizzle on 2006 07 01 at 04:01 PM • permalink


    1. #19 saltydog, oh, ok, I am so up with that!  Can we put her particular stick on the freeway entrance to Massachusetts?

      Posted by ushie on 2006 07 01 at 04:04 PM • permalink


    1. #21, ushie,

      As a gesture of goodwill towards our fellow man, I think we ought to allow her to continue being a roving exhibit demonstrating what happens to you when you go around with a stick up your ass.

      Posted by saltydog on 2006 07 01 at 04:18 PM • permalink


    1. That’s not the real Cindy?  Damn, I was hoping she had the Rachel Corrie treatment.

      Posted by 2dogs on 2006 07 01 at 04:20 PM • permalink


    1. those have to be the most skull numbingly banal slogans ever, end all war know! WTF!

      Posted by phillip on 2006 07 01 at 04:43 PM • permalink


    1. Looks like it’s time for this .

      Posted by paco on 2006 07 01 at 04:48 PM • permalink


    1. Can I get the “bending over in the garden” version so’s I can boot ‘er in the ass?

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 07 01 at 04:50 PM • permalink


    1. The comments on the flikr site are priceless!  I’m afraid that if I stuck that in front of my house, my neighbors would think that I agreed with the wacky sentiments on the posters!

      Posted by BeckyJ on 2006 07 01 at 05:38 PM • permalink


    1. James Waterton: I think about the same thing I see these protests. Don’t these people have a job? I’m unemployed and yet I find much better things to do than protest.

      Posted by Muslihoon on 2006 07 01 at 06:06 PM • permalink


    1. #27 BeckyJ – Like this one: “how amazing is it…that to be a peace activist is still seen as being radical?” Yes, indeedy! “Peace activists” were so overwhelmingly successful in delivering peace to Vietnam and Cambodia and Palestine and Iraq that they should be considered strictly mainstream.

      Posted by paco on 2006 07 01 at 06:18 PM • permalink


    1. Whoa, that can’t be good for the property values.

      Posted by Blue on 2006 07 01 at 07:00 PM • permalink


    1. Defending what?  I went to Pat Dollard’s web site and played part of one of the video clips so I could get the quote right.  A young soldier in all his gear explains… you get your orders and think about getting shot at and you think, “there’s no point behind it, it’s stupid.  But once you get here you see that these people, they’re living people, just like in America.  You want to do what you can to help them.”

      2,516 Americans dead defending living people.

      Cindy looks good in cardboard, don’t you think?

      Posted by Synova on 2006 07 01 at 07:39 PM • permalink


    1. these guys just aren’t serious.  there’s a great PR opportunity over in Gaza going on right now, complete with a huge gaggle of reporters who would no doubt love to photograph and distribute their message.  They could stand in front of various Hamas terrorist firing spots, well known to the Israeli’s so they could ask them where to go.

      Gee the reporters could get before and after shots.

      Posted by spyder on 2006 07 01 at 07:41 PM • permalink


    1. If 100 million dead were not enough for these people, what makes us think a few hundred thousand more will make a difference?  Defending what?  Oh I don’t know, Cindy.  Maybe an abstract concept like liberty.

      In other news, Harry Reid and John Kerry are going to propose legislation to end the war now.  The Senate will vote on Harry-Kerry in the next few weeks.

      Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 07 01 at 07:49 PM • permalink


    1. #33, Vanguard,

      In other news, Harry Reid and John Kerry are going to propose legislation to end the war now. The Senate will vote on Harry-Kerry in the next few weeks.

      Did they happen to mention just who it is we will be negotiating with on the other side?

      Posted by saltydog on 2006 07 01 at 08:06 PM • permalink


    1. 34. Beats me SD, I thought those two jokers were on the other side!

      Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 07 01 at 08:14 PM • permalink


    1. Sheehan is suing George Bush over attempts to ban parking on his ranch property.

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 07 01 at 09:22 PM • permalink


    1. #34: I think you only need one side for Harry-Kerry. Good one, incidentally, V of the C; not only a funny, but a scrupulously accurate, description of Democratic foreign policy.

      Posted by paco on 2006 07 01 at 09:24 PM • permalink


    1. By the by, where was that picture taken? Strongly suggests a dog park somewhere.

      Posted by paco on 2006 07 01 at 09:26 PM • permalink


    1. The Peace Fairy notes the sign carried by the little woman in the yellow t-shirt: “End All War”.

      Your wish is granted. You have five minutes to don your burkha.

      Posted by paco on 2006 07 01 at 09:30 PM • permalink


    1. Not a bad lure, that. The Cindy lure appears to have attracted four other moonbats in how much time though? If it’s only an hour or so then that’s fine, that is as good as most duck lures, and ducks would appear to be of similar intellectual capability to the moonbats in the photo.

      When DOES the moonbat hunting season start? Can we use auxiliary lures like halal-slaughtered free range nuclear-free organic lesbian tofu?


      Posted by MarkL on 2006 07 01 at 09:40 PM • permalink


    1. That’s one way to bring your property taxes down.

      Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2006 07 01 at 10:07 PM • permalink


    1. It’s a hobby for people like them…nothing more.  Some garden, some sew or do crafts, some stand on a lawn for an hour with a sign.

      My hobby is putting small amounts of lead thru a piece of paper far away…I would think we could combine our hobbies.  You stand on a lawn and I’ll try to put a small piece of lead thru the sign you are holding from far away.


      Posted by trainer on 2006 07 01 at 10:47 PM • permalink


    1. Nothing that a few garden gnomes couldn’t spruce up.
      Or one of those shiny globes on a pedestal.

      Posted by Merlin on 2006 07 01 at 11:12 PM • permalink


    1. #43: Hey, Merlin, what’s up with those shiny globes, anyway? A neighbor down the street has one. What the heck does it signify? Looks kinda like a pawn.

      Posted by paco on 2006 07 01 at 11:18 PM • permalink


    1. I thought the Cardboard Cindy captured the smugness quite well, kudos to the manufacturer.

      Posted by Daniel San on 2006 07 02 at 12:37 AM • permalink


    1. Say, I must confess that I like the linkage in #20.  Nicely done, Fizzle.

      BTW – Couldn’t they find a better pic of Ms. Sheehan to use? She looks like she is either constipated or about to burst out laughing.

      Posted by Major John on 2006 07 02 at 12:40 AM • permalink


    1. This exactly the kind of shit that pisses me off to no end.  These morons are dumber than a tent peg.  They are all the scientific proof you’ll ever need about the ill effects of lead-based paint.  Whatever bad and nasty things that eventually happen to these cretins is richly deserved.  End All War? Tell it to the frickin Islamanazis.  2,516 American Dead Defending What?  Your right to stand there holding your I’m An Idiot sign. 2,516 Dead. How Many Moms?  Well, one comes to mind that wouldn’t be missed. Work For Peace? What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?  What the hell do you thin we ARE doing you cow? (apologies to bovine everywhere)  You amoeba brains don’t realize that while you standing there with your heads in a hole, the muslims are coming to kick off in your abundant asses.
      Note to mush-brained leftwing mobile solidified dog-vomit: Get your no-excuse-for-breathing selves out of the US and move to a more idiot friendly country, say Palestine.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 07 02 at 02:39 AM • permalink


    1. Excellent rant, Texas Bob.

      Worthy of the late Acidman, and that is a compliment.

      Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 07 02 at 03:24 AM • permalink


    1. #47 Texas Bob: “…516 American Dead Defending What?  Your right to stand there holding your I’m An Idiot sign.”

      Try a little experiment for me would ya?

      Say this out loud:

      “I am over here, putting up with all this shit, and taking all these risks, so that you can run your suck and encourage those that are trying their best to take my life and the life of those standing with me.”
      “I am submitting to all the headaches and restrictions of military service so that you are free to commit treason in what ever manner tickles your fancy.”

      “I am dealing with all the trauma and heart ache of seeing good men grievously wounded or killed so that you are free to liable me, slander me, accuse me of every possible grotesquery of criminal behaviour, simply because the enemy says so.”

      Now, close your eyes and imagine a large serving tray heaped with all your favorite foods is in your hands.
      1st impulse:
      Sit down and enjoy a nice gut stuffer?
      Beat someone to death with the serving tray?
      Second part of the experiment. Get one of your buddies to repeat the above out loud. Watch his body language.
      1st impulse:
      laugh when he looks at ya?
      make sure he has no weapons handy?

      Would you mind giving that experiment a try and reporting back here the results? I really am curious what would happen when that “we’re here so you can be a piece of shit back there” thing is actually put into real context.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 07 02 at 07:16 AM • permalink


    1. End all war

      Next week’s signs:  Ban cancer now and Just say no to dying.

      Now if they can only find a jinni to grant these three wishes everything will be just dandy.

      Posted by tertius on 2006 07 02 at 08:46 AM • permalink


    1. Aren’t these the same people making up stories about plastic turkeys?

      Posted by Achillea on 2006 07 02 at 04:22 PM • permalink


    1. Plastic turkeys and Cindy Sheehan cardboard cut outs go together like cheeze and pizza.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 07 02 at 05:47 PM • permalink


    1. #47 2,516 American Dead Defending What?  Your right to stand there holding your I’m An Idiot sign.

      Post of the year, TB

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2006 07 03 at 12:17 AM • permalink


    1. #49 Grimmy, I don’t think that would be a good idea for me to do this.  It would be like pouring lemon juice on the chin of the guy whose head you’d just shoved into a belt-sander. And that’s AFTER you’ve poured the salt in the wound.  The left has so destroyed what little support they had within the US military (I can guarantee they have for the rest of my life).  Do they really think that retreating from Iraq will make the terrorists say, “ We won! Let’s all go back home now and carry on with our lives! The 2nd Crusades are over!”  They’ll say everything except the “go back home now and carry on with our lives’ part.  I got an immediate headache after reading this post yesterday and was pissed off all day afterwards.  You want to end all war now? Fine. Put on your burqa, get three paces behind all makes in your family and don’t say another word.  I don’t believe it in my heart, but after seeing crap like this I sometimes question why bother?  Then I think better of it and resolve to never relinquish my country to these unpatriotic, egocentric, visionless, undeserving ignorant cowards.
      To the lefties I give the words of Davy Crockett when he told the Tennessee legislature what cowards THEY were, “You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas”
      Now I say: Lefties, you may all go to hell and we will stay in Iraq until the frickin job is done.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 07 03 at 06:08 AM • permalink


    1. #53 Thank you Margos Maid, that is high praise indeed.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 07 03 at 06:09 AM • permalink


    1. #54: I am sincerely sorry if my reply caused you any additional stress or upset.
      On the other hand, for those of us sitting back home choking on frustration because, for what ever reason, we cant be taking bombs, bullets or bayonets to the enemy as is our natural inclination and in-born drive… it is good to know that the blandishments we so often hear when Soldiers speak of the idiocracy are only cover and concealment.

      Keep your head on a swivel and remember, just because you cant see it, dont mean it aint there.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2006 07 03 at 06:51 AM • permalink


    1. She arrives in a plain brown wrapper..

      Posted by crash on 2006 07 03 at 10:14 AM • permalink


    1. Good to see you giving more publicity to a key question: “2516 dead Americans. Defending what?”

      Posted by Miranda Divide on 2006 07 03 at 08:04 PM • permalink


    1. Oh you little tease Miranda! My darling coquette flies by with yet another 90 MPH drive-by trolling.  She’s such a mystery.  But then again, I love a good mystery.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 07 04 at 01:31 AM • permalink


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