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Last updated on May 20th, 2017 at 07:28 am

Hillary Clinton remembers the day Martin Luther King was murdered:

“I walked into my dorm room and took my book bag and hurled it across the room.”

Where it hit a concealed sniper. Meanwhile, Barack Obama – still dealing with spiritual issues – has lost the important Snoop Dogg endorsement, prompting a poll decline.

They’re both losing. The only way out of this: one of Clinton’s ever-present snipers takes out Reverend Wright. Work together, Democrats.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/05/2008 at 08:32 AM
    1. On spipers, Mrs Clinton claimed to have mispoken. Now she claims to have “misheard.”

      Taking It Back: Hillary Withdraws Denial of Obama Comment.

      There’s video of this mis-communication too – at an airport, ironically.

      Posted by C.L. on 2008 04 05 at 08:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. Spipers are gun-toting arachnids, by the way.

      Posted by C.L. on 2008 04 05 at 08:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. Are Kevin Rudd and Hilary Clinton cousins?

      They look alike, they both speak in a similar way, and they both handle the truth exactly the same.

      Posted by Dave Wane on 2008 04 05 at 09:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. At last Hilary shows a capacity to learn from her mistakes. Now her personal stories are carefully chosen so that no one can refute them.

      Posted by Merlin on 2008 04 05 at 09:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. Are Kevin Rudd and Hilary Clinton cousins?

      I think they are genetically engineered clones, their only differences between a “Y” chromosone and which country they claim citizenship in.

      Lord Karl strikes again!

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 05 at 09:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. That’s “BEING a ‘Y’ chromosone”.  I’m too busy dodging spiper fire to type accurately.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 05 at 09:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Oh, and C.L., are spipers a variation of Iranian spy squirrels?

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 05 at 09:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. “their only differences between a “Y” chromosone and which country they claim citizenship in”

      We know about the countries, RealJeffs, but one which has the “Y” chromosome?

      Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2008 04 05 at 10:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. “I walked into my dorm room and took my book bag and hurled it across the room.”

      And I went to D.C. and worked in a relief shelter during the ensuing riots and actually got shot at (my god, we were naive).

      Does that make me more qualified to be President?

      (Not that I’d want that job.  Though I wouldn’t mind being dictator, which is what she’s planning anyway.)

      Posted by Barbara Skolaut on 2008 04 05 at 10:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. Democrats are borrowing the usual Republican election strategy – the circular firing squad.

      Posted by Latino on 2008 04 05 at 10:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. BAG HURLED

      She threw herself?

      Posted by rinardman on 2008 04 05 at 12:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. We know about the countries, RealJeffs, but one which has the “Y” chromosome?

      I think that’s classified, Barbara.  For reasons of national security.  I just don’t know which nation.  ;-P

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 05 at 12:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. She threw herself?

      Maybe she puked, rinardman?

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 04 05 at 12:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. Oh, yeah, thanks for that mental image, JeffS.

      Posted by rinardman on 2008 04 05 at 12:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. Does she still have the bookbag?

      Kerry had the sense to keep the hat.

      Posted by rhhardin on 2008 04 05 at 01:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Calvin Broadarse Junior. Says it all really.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 04 05 at 02:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. I saw news accounts of both MCainn and Billary on MLK day, but nothing from Hussein.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 04 05 at 02:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. Clinton Chokes Up Recounting Death of MLK

      This woman should have been in show business.  She can turn the spigot on and off at will.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 04 05 at 02:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. “I walked into my dorm room and took my book bag and hurled it across the room.”

      But in the last split second before it hit the floor, I made a diving catch, having remembered that it contained a bottle of Chanel #5, given to me by my new boyfriend, Bill.

      Posted by paco on 2008 04 05 at 02:19 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ack!  MLK is dead?!  When did this happen?

      Posted by blogagog on 2008 04 05 at 02:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Oh, Danny boy,
      The spipes, the spipes are calling…But now you’ve done, Blair.  Wait for the Adams column about how rightwing columnists are calling for Obama’s murder…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2008 04 05 at 04:42 PM • permalink

 

    1. I’m pretty sure spipes are those waily, noisy things Celtic people blow into when they march in fur and tartan.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 04 05 at 05:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. There are a few things that make me want to hurl…Hildabeast is one ofthem, followed by her supporters.

      Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 04 05 at 05:53 PM • permalink

 

    1. BAG HURLED

      Is that equivalent to “chundered”?

      Posted by steveH on 2008 04 05 at 06:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. Re “spiritual issues”

      We have green politicians making essentially the same charges as the Revd White and noone seems to take much notice.  I guess they aren’t seeking the presidency though.

      Posted by PeterTB on 2008 04 05 at 06:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Maybe some one can explain that whole college thing for me…
      I was junior in college and I remember hearing about it… which would’ve made her 21 and (if that font of all dodgy information, Wiki, is to be believed) she graduated in 1969.
      I don’t mean to imply that there is anything hinky in her recollections, just curiosity.

      Posted by lotocoti on 2008 04 05 at 06:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. Is this appropiate to the discussion?

      Cheers

      Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2008 04 05 at 07:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. The left will happily spend the next five years trying to forget about snipers that didn’t exist whilst continuing to parrot the line about a plastic turkey that didn’t exist.

      Is this why Existentialism is such a bucket of crap?

      Posted by mr creosote on 2008 04 05 at 08:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. The left worship their gods and snipe ducks.

      Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 04 05 at 10:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hillary has to drop another anecdote because it’s crap. *YAWN* Same stuff, different day.

      Posted by dean martin on 2008 04 06 at 03:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. Are Kevin Rudd and Hillary Clinton cousins?
      In 1990 Hillary was greeted by Time magazine as a Saint -‘The Politics of Virtue’ was their headline—Haa, Haa guffaw, guffaw…St Kevin the Good is getting similar treamtent from the media who believe we have been delivered from Howard’s Heart of Darkness.
      The twisted Rusted On Left in the USA think the same about the Bush Years.

      Posted by Barrie on 2008 04 06 at 04:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. What will Billary throw when she finally loses the nomination?  It won’t be a party…

      Posted by Barrie on 2008 04 06 at 05:00 AM • permalink

 

  1. #32.  Bill.  Across the room.

    Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 04 06 at 05:01 PM • permalink