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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 03:55 pm

Here’s an interesting piece to translate. Looks like torched Saabs will be the next course in Europe’s continental car-b-q.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/25/2006 at 01:13 AM
    1. Titta, en isbjörn!

      Posted by ilibcc on 2006 05 25 at 01:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’m not big on Swedish, could never understand the swedish chef, but this article will make your hair stand on end –  The New York Times and Sweden: The Dark Side of Paradise

      I don’t know what it is, but I have this urge to spell ‘Swedish’ as ‘Sweedish’ all the time.

      Posted by darrinh on 2006 05 25 at 01:31 AM • permalink

 

    1. Here, let me try: “Blurta hurta yurta, hort hort hort.” That’s all I could make out.

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 05 25 at 01:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Bloody Vikings.

      Posted by Habib on 2006 05 25 at 02:12 AM • permalink

 

    1. Okay, so Altavista and Google languages don’t do Swedish. On the plus side, my searching wasn’t a waste of time.

      I found out that Google now has an English-Arabic translator, ohh boy this is going to be so much fun. If this works okay MEMRI is obsolete.

      Posted by AussieJim on 2006 05 25 at 02:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. Jim, I think you’ll find that ‘bork! bork! bork!’ is the correct vernacular, ‘hort hort hort’ just makes you sound so parochial.

      Posted by darrinh on 2006 05 25 at 02:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. If this is equal opportunity posting, where is the stuff in Hebrew and Russian?

      Posted by Rafe on 2006 05 25 at 02:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. I read it as the poorer districts of Malmo, particularly those populated by Senegalese immigrants, are becoming “no-go” areas for police—except when they have ambulance escort.

      Mind you, my Swedish is a bit “hortynuge horty borty”—so it could be that the ambos need the cops.

      Anyway, makt att själv bestämma över sina handlingar to one and all.

      Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 05 25 at 02:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. The article is all about police having to escort ambulances into certain suburbs of Malmö (third largest city in Sweden) as they were getting attacked way too often – there seem to be lots of Abduls and Ahmeds mentioned in the article, I’m sure that is a coincidence.

      As we all know Scandinavia has a very liberal attitude towards immigrants and there are some Parisian-style ghettos on the outskirts of most major cities.

      There has been a bit of a controversy in Sweden lately as the government has granted or are going to grant visas to some Hamas ‘politicians’.  It is a big slap in the face to the rest of Europe/The EU who wanted a policy of isolating the group and not giving them the legitimacy of being recognised internationally.

      Aftonbladet is a *very* trashy newspaper.  I am not Swedish, but I am learning the language, and this newspaper tends to be quite easy to read.  Not too many big words, plus it is very handy if you want to know who the Crown Princess is supposedly bonking and the like.

      Posted by TOGITV on 2006 05 25 at 02:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. When’s SAAB going to turn into SAHIB?

      Posted by Habib on 2006 05 25 at 02:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. Here is a related discussion, in English, on a Swedish forum.

      Posted by Evil Pundit on 2006 05 25 at 02:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. I actually do still read a bit of Swedish, having learned it as a high school exchange student 25 years ago. (Met some great Aussies there as well.)

      Essentially, it’s a story of emergency services reluctant to respond to tough areas around Malmo, Sweden’s third largest and southern most city. Apparently, the young immigrant toughs (from places like Senegal) are pulling knives on them. (not unheard of in the US)

      As #2 darrinh points out, his link is a long, very chilling read about Sweden’s impending dhimmitude translated into English.

      And Tim B., they’re already setting alight to Volvos and Saabs, raping teenage Swedish ‘whores’, and they’ve declared war on the ethnic Swedes, whom they consider cowards. Due to bizarre censorship policies, no one is really encouraged to publicize it.

      Very sad. I love Sweden.

      Posted by JDB on 2006 05 25 at 03:22 AM • permalink

 

    1. Here, let me try: “Blurta hurta yurta, hort hort hort.”

      I got “Allah Akhbar oon dee Bork Bork”.

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2006 05 25 at 04:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. May the Swedes rediscover their inner Norsemen.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 05 25 at 06:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. Torching SAABs?

      This time, it’s personal.

      Posted by slammer on 2006 05 25 at 06:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. And what’s the deal with all the fat Aussie pets (see photos at the bottom of the page)?

      Posted by Jim,MtnViewCA,USA on 2006 05 25 at 06:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. #16 – Bizarre!  I don’t know why a Swedish tabloid is picking on Aussie pets.  They source a RSPCA report that says that 40-44% of Australian dogs and a third of all cats are overweight.  They put it down to de-sexing, too much food and not enough exercise.  The punch-line is that only a quarter of Swedish dogs are overweight, no figures available for cats.

      Posted by TOGITV on 2006 05 25 at 07:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. But, but…are Jesper Parnevik and Annika Sorenstam ok?

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 05 25 at 07:19 AM • permalink

 

    1. Lots of advice on how to use sex toys, too. That “Karlik” sex columnist or whatever her name is going to be out of a job (and minus a head, i’d reckon) after the Sven Dhimmihs take over.

      Does “burqha” get spelled with an umlaut or one of those funky “o with a slash” symbols (which we commonly refer to as a “Ghostbuster”) in BorkBor, er, Swedish?

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 05 25 at 07:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. OK, here is the perfect article which sums up this newspaper (and reinforces stereotypes of the Swedish people):

      Hur ska jag få mer oralsex?

      Which translates as ‘How do I get more oral sex?’  But that is all I’m translating.

      Posted by TOGITV on 2006 05 25 at 07:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. TOGITV, in any language that’s a plaintive cry.

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 05 25 at 08:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. The only thing I got out of it was the word “olycksplats”.  I dunno why, it just kind of struck my eye.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 05 25 at 08:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hur ska jag få mer oralsex?

      Wait. You’re telling me the Swedes have to use a borrowed word for “oral sex”?

      Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 05 25 at 08:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. Another longish, but very interesting article on Sweden which talks about the NYT article mentioned above.

      Posted by Not My Problem on 2006 05 25 at 08:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Rob, maybe that’s an Indoeuropean word? Seems pretty universal.

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 05 25 at 08:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Eqally baffling language on SBS site ..
      “Beware fake Papal Organists..”

      Posted by crash on 2006 05 25 at 09:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. Wow. It’s like a Ned Lamont-Markos Moulitsas commercial featuring a whole country.

      Posted by paco on 2006 05 25 at 09:43 AM • permalink

 

    1. Here’s a rough translation courtesy of SyTran.

      I would have cleaned it up but I’m just not that interested in the mumblings of willfully blind, doomed Europeans.  St. Brendan got out of there (FIRST, Paco!) just in time.

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 05 25 at 09:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. 22 Reb

      “olycksplats”.  I dunno why, it just kind of struck my eye.

      Careful there.  Take a clean lint-free cloth, or better yet a disposable diaper, and lightly apply it to the olycksplats.  DO NOT RUB.  Lean forward, face downward, and let the olycksplats slowly drain onto the cloth.  As long as it’s still moist, it should detach from the skin in just a few moments.
      Then apply an alcohol swab to the affected area, being cautious not to get any in your eye.  Infection risk is very slight if these simple steps are followed.

      Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 05 25 at 09:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. Ahh… the multicultural dream blooms into the demon flower blossoms. Well, in the interests of harmony and understanding the Swedes will have to rethink that big ol’ yellow cross on their flag. And if all goes according to well laid ancient plans, many other affronts and offences will steadily be redressed.

      Posted by splice on 2006 05 25 at 10:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. “How do I get more oral sex?”

      Well, what was the bleeping answer!

      Don’t leave us ah, er, hanging.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2006 05 25 at 10:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. #14,

      The Swedish Norseman has died and now exists only in the realm of myth and legend.  Nearly 100 years of left wing curriculum and control over the media has eviscerated any trace of Swedish nationalism and cultural pride.  That was their goal all along and they have succeeded brilliantly. What the left did not foresee was that radical Islam would be waiting in the shadows.  The Swedish elites are decadent in the truest sense of the word: they possess no pride or loyalty to their culture or heritage. In this sense Swedish dhimmitude is a logical policy considering that they have, consciously or unconsciously, decided to commit national suicide.  Dhimmitude is simply a path taken that, in the eyes of the elites, will lessen the pain of transition to an Islamic dominated state.

      Sweden is a warning to the rest of the West of what will happen to us if we continue on the present path, if we fail to name our enemies, if we continue to allow our children to be taught to be ashamed of their culture, heritage, and history.  We are at a crossroads, ladies and gentlemen, like it or not, what we do in the next 20 years will determine whether or not Western Civilization will survive.

      Posted by Mark Razak on 2006 05 25 at 10:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. A ghetto grows in paradise!  I’m shocked, or borked, or whatever.

      Does Bernie Sanders(I) Vermont know about this?

      That giant sucking sound you hear is…..

      Posted by yojimbo on 2006 05 25 at 10:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. That giant sucking sound you hear is…..

      “How do I get more oral sex?”

      Anybody else senseing a theme here?

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 05 25 at 10:39 AM • permalink

 

    1. World Sucks

      hmmmmmmm

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2006 05 25 at 10:40 AM • permalink

 

    1. Let’s see.  Northern Europe is being muslimiified.  Under 5 children in North America are more than 50% minority. Australia and N.Z. immigration, excluding elderly Poms, is mostly “multi-cultural”.
      Will the last white person on earth please turn off the lights.

      Posted by lmassie on 2006 05 25 at 10:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. See what Clinton and Monica started?…LOL. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…just not U.S. taxpayer dollars and time.

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 05 25 at 10:55 AM • permalink

 

    1. I dunno, I couldn’t make any sense of it. But I do have a strange craving for meatballs and Seka.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 05 25 at 11:35 AM • permalink

 

    1. A craving for meatballs and Seka is not strange.  Well, the meatballs might be.  They’re messy.

      Posted by stuartfullerton on 2006 05 25 at 11:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Here is a related discussion, in English, on a Swedish forum.

      I just read that. What’s Swedish for “ostriches”?

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2006 05 25 at 12:19 PM • permalink

 

    1. #40: I think it’s “oesterreich”.

      Posted by paco on 2006 05 25 at 12:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. Will the last white person on earth please turn off the lights.

      You’re very creepy, lmassie.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 05 25 at 01:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. This Swede was telling me how these Muslim immigrants torched his car, but he still supports immigration to shore up the welfare state, and I was all, like, “Dude, I don’t wanna hear your Saab story.”

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 05 25 at 01:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. Dave S
      What’s the matter?  Don’t like the comment? Not my problem, smuck.

      Posted by lmassie on 2006 05 25 at 03:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hey, #44, Yiddish is a very precise language. Use with caution.

      Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 05 25 at 03:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. So, Imassie, what exactly is the problem here?  And how do you figure it’s not yours?  Because I gotta tell ya, from here, it’s starting to look like it is a problem and like it’s yours.  That last reply of yours to DaveS is moving me off the fence about this, and not on the side I was hoping to come down on.
      Damn that’s a clunky metaphor …
      This “last white person” of yours, are you pretty sure you can tell whether he or she is an Islamist from looking at his or her skin?  Or what?

      Posted by Stoop Davy Dave on 2006 05 25 at 03:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ummmm, let’s see…think I recall a “fuck you” or two as well, lmassie…like that stuff is so Kos, myDD, FrontPage, LGF flame.

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 05 25 at 04:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. #46, just look for smoke coming out of the trousers, it’s usually a good indicator.

      Posted by darrinh on 2006 05 25 at 05:47 PM • permalink

 

    1. I found out that Google now has an English-Arabic translator, ohh boy this is going to be so much fun. If this works okay MEMRI is obsolete.

      You haven’t used these auto-translators much, have you?

      Posted by PW on 2006 05 25 at 05:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. lmassie, racist comments are a good way to get you banned. We don’t need that sort of nonsense here. You don’t like it? Not my problem.

      Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 05 25 at 06:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. lmassie, you really need to learn how to distinguish between culture and pigment. I’d rather live in a black world full of Condoleeza Rices than a white world full of Jeff Foxworthys. Schlemiel. Schlemozzle.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 05 25 at 08:41 PM • permalink

 

    1. Vikingy behaviour hasn’t completely dissapeared from the haunt of the hirsute, horned hat Hun. I think if the followers of the prophet start giving the local chapters of the Hells Angels, Bandidos etc the shits they may find they’ve bitten off more than they can chew- they tend to settle disputes with bazookas.

      Posted by Habib on 2006 05 25 at 08:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. I used to play an online computer game, that was based in Sweden, and thus had alot of Swedish players.  In conversations with them, they complained of many of the things mentioned in the article.  Not knowing Sweden, I had no idea of the accuracy of their claims.

      They complained that a city called Malmo was particularly bad, and the cops would not travel through some parts except in groups.

      The one commment that shocked me and that really stuck in my mind, however, was their claim that in certain suburbs, indigenous Swedish girls were starting to wear veils to avoid being insulted and ridiculed in school!

      I guess you can only be called a whore so many times before it starts to get to you…

      PS:  lmassie – I don’t give a shit what is in someone’s DNA.  I DO care what is in their heart and their mind.  Just something to think about.

      Posted by ekb87 on 2006 05 25 at 11:53 PM • permalink

 

    1. DaveS. — Split the difference.  Marlon Wayans.

      OK, I didn’t say split the difference evenly.

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 05 26 at 01:22 AM • permalink

 

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