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Last updated on August 9th, 2017 at 05:59 am
It hasn’t been a great week for Palestinian terrorists:
A wanted Palestinian terrorist showering at his parents’ home last week escaped an Israeli arrest raid by jumping out a window and running naked through a densely populated refugee camp …
Continued the Brigades leader: “I went out of the bathroom and from the second floor I jumped to the roof of our neighbors. From this roof to another one and than to the street. Soldiers were already far from me at my parents’ house. I started running almost 200 meters (about 650 feet) in the camp street naked trying with acrobatic gestures to hide my buttocks and my sexual organ.
“If I saw somebody in front of me so I put one or two hands on my sexual organ; if there was nobody in front of me and I heard people speaking or laughing behind me I put my hands on my buttocks,” related the terror leader.
Another, presumably clothed, fellow found himself in even worse trouble:
A Hamas militant died Sunday while digging an underground tunnel to be used in the Islamic group’s fight against Israel, Hamas said in a statement. The group did not identify the location of the tunnel.
Or the location of his hands.
- The Israelis piloting the drone were probably laughing too hard to fire.Posted by Achillea on 2006 10 30 at 02:00 PM • permalink
- “Also next time I will be more careful and I will have my shower when I am wearing my clothes,” he said.
Clearly we are not dealing with a rocket scientist here…
Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 10 30 at 02:10 PM • permalink
- I guess he’s not a Baathist. And he’s lucky he wasn’t in a Auslim neighbourhood in Sydney or he’d probably have been raped for making such a wanton display of meat. (BTW, I thought his name was Freeshio, paco.)Posted by andycanuck on 2006 10 30 at 02:27 PM • permalink
“My friends in the Brigades laugh at me but my parents still feel some shame when they walk in the camp,” said the terror leader.
Poor baby! Does you wants a hug?!?!!?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 10 30 at 02:27 PM • permalink
- #9 Funny you should mention Crittenden. When I read this account, all I could think of was Achmed, Abdul, and Farouk in a big, swirly dust cloud with legs and fists sticking out, and tweety birds everywhere. Except for the nudity, this could have been a Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin silent movie.
- Keystone terrorists.Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2006 10 30 at 04:39 PM • permalink
- Why do I keep imagining the Benny Hill music playing when I read about that guy running away from the Israeli troops?Posted by AlburyShifton on 2006 10 30 at 05:23 PM • permalink
- A Hamas militant died Sunday while digging an underground tunnel
As opposed to one of those newfangled above-ground tunnels that the kids are all digging these days.
Posted by blandwagon on 2006 10 30 at 09:08 PM • permalink
- Wasn’t this an episode of “Northern Exposure?” Is Aaron Sorkin doing a remake?Posted by richard mcenroe on 2006 10 30 at 09:49 PM • permalink
- A Hamas militant died Sunday while digging an underground tunnel
I’d guess the poor bastard was digging the “Rachel Corrie Memorial Underground Tunnel.”
Posted by Tommy Shanks on 2006 10 30 at 11:29 PM • permalink
- Or he was a Gaza strip miner, Mayor Shanks?Posted by andycanuck on 2006 10 31 at 01:45 AM • permalink
- At last a major Australian value – streaking in public – makes it to “Palestine”.Posted by carpefraise on 2006 10 31 at 02:36 AM • permalink
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