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The latest column thrills to the accuracy of academic predictions. Art by Dave Follett.
UPDATE. One reader didn’t care much for it:
I am not going to bother with the rest of the article – it is full of drivel and and Time Blair’s usual self-righteous arrogance of how much better he is. Get an education you moron.
OT but BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS!
We shouldn’t make broad generalizations about academics; some of them, after all, are quite talented. For example, I knew one who could swallow a slice of orange and bring it up again. And I knew another professor who did a great impersonation of Bette Davis (considering the fact that he was a wizened little fellow with a beard, that’s no mean feat).
Don’t you mean, “my latest column”?
The use of the personal pro-noun in this instance would surely clear up ambiguity in regards to other columns which, lets face it, could be later. Just sayin’.
Posted by Margos Maid on 2008 05 02 at 10:22 PM • permalink
I tried to wrap my head around quantam theory but all I found was uncertainty.
Half of me was in agreement and the other half wasn’t.
Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2008 05 02 at 10:41 PM • permalink
#2. Is that like BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER……?
Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2008 05 02 at 10:49 PM • permalink
- Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2008 05 02 at 10:50 PM • permalink
#2 KK You beat me to it … grrr!
For those who don’t know, Boris Johnson is the new Lord Mayor of London (England). This colourful, vaguely conservative and very entertaining politician entered the race without a dog’s chance, Red Ken Livingstone being considered a shoo-in.
#11 BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS LIVINGSTONE LIVINGSTONE SNAKE SNAKE hmmm, does have a certain poetry.
Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 05 02 at 10:55 PM • permalink
Everybody knows that kittens cure global warming!
Posted by AlburyShifton on 2008 05 02 at 11:04 PM • permalink
- Logies and academics have one thing in common: cleavage, in various academic “ology” breaking, division, etc, while at the Logies we have partial exposure of part of the body.
“remedial learning for their whole” word, learning phonics?
To say that the moral climate “change” caused AIDS is against the PC regime.
My highest academic so far is Cert IV in training. My BA in the school of hard knocks has been helpful.Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 05 02 at 11:07 PM • permalink
Tim’s other column today, so far only in print version:
Beclown warrants a long sentence
Brings to mind Cole Porter:
Act the fool, play the calf, and you’ll always have the last laugh.
Wear the cap and the bells and you’ll rate all the great swells.
If you become a doctor, folks’ll face you with dread.
If you become a dentist, they’ll be glad when you’re dead.
You get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head.
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown.Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 05 02 at 11:47 PM • permalink
Academic Joseph Froomkin was honoured by Time magazine in 1965 with the publication of his prediction that computers would bring a 20-hour work week and a mass leisure class.
Boy, Froomkin missed that one by a couple of light years, didn’t he?
BTW, Tim, I luuurrrvvveeee that illustration. I think I’ll hang it in my office where the boffins can see it.
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 03 at 12:07 AM • permalink
PS: Any chance that image is available in a larger size?
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 03 at 12:09 AM • permalink
It really isn’t that academics are wrong …
Self interest?
They have their place, but at the very least, it smacks of a childish lack of responsibility to advocate that the populace should endure draconian measures based on constantly revised predictive software modelling; it is even beyond the farce of Hitchiker’s Guide.
What say you of the UN Ozone outcome of the 80s, hmmm?
OT?Hybrid car set for production in Vic, negotiations with Toyota were continuing “fruitfully”. Lemon?
Posted by stackja1945 on 2008 05 03 at 05:04 AM • permalink
I agree with more of that column than I care to admit.
Posted by daddy dave on 2008 05 03 at 07:23 AM • permalink
Re #26, true, egg, true, but if I have to surf from work, it’s not leisure, it’s work. ;-P
Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 05 03 at 09:20 AM • permalink
For those who don’t know, Boris Johnson is the new Lord Mayor of London (England)
You realise there’s no need to write England unless you’re writing for parochial types?
Posted by Abu Chowdah on 2008 05 04 at 02:41 AM • permalink
Come on, Abu, we might have thought he meant London, Ontario (Canada).
Posted by Steve Skubinna on 2008 05 04 at 12:07 PM • permalink
There’s also a London, Texas. 🙂
Posted by Patrick Chester on 2008 05 04 at 01:26 PM • permalink
And BoJo is “Mayor of London”, not “Lord Mayor of London”.
Cheers
Posted by J.M. Heinrichs on 2008 05 04 at 05:04 PM • permalink
The secret of the induction ceremony as a practitioner of “academia” otherwise known as “academic”.
You exchange your paper/parchment degree document for a placard with those immortal words “Prepare To Meet Thy Doom”.
Posted by LaVallette on 2008 05 04 at 08:39 PM • permalink
It really isn’t that academics are wrong, it’s that they tend to oversimplify. They ignore data because considering it makes their work harder, and often produces results in variance with their hypothesis.
Then you have human impatience. Climate is a long term phenomenon. It’s really not something you can assess over a few years, or even decades, it’s something that needs to be studied over centuries. Be there a warming trend it hasn’t had long enough for the signal to rise above the noise of random events.
Just remember that we didn’t learn about the role of DNA in heredity until a century after Darwins On the Origin of Species. Before that the thinking was that proteins were the mediators. Today we’ve learned that proteins do play a role, as does RNA, and that while DNA does the bulk of the work, other agents also play a role.
As the old saying goes, don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.