A hand-carved e-card arrives from Iowahawk:


It’s this sort of dedicated grass-roots campaigning – in foreign countries, yet – that elevates Iowahawk above the other, more perverted Presidential candidates.

Posted by Tim B. on 12/21/2007 at 04:41 PM
    1. I yam boting for Señor Iowahawk for Presidente of Los Estados Unidos because he iss de rrright rrrobot at de rrright time for dis cone-tree. Besize, I like hiss cool cars.

      Una patria, un estado, un Cardillo!

      Posted by paco on 2007 12 21 at 05:51 PM • permalink


    1. If Iowahawk really wanted (1) my vote, and (2) to wish me a Merry Christmas, he’d get Miss Hoosegow 2007 up, and fast.  Although he’d have to really put in some effort to beat Miss Hoosegow 2006.  (I was always told to stay away from babes who had more tattoos than me and/or who’d been in jail more times than me.  But, I do believe that, in the 21st century, that paradigm has shifted.  Right?)

      Posted by David Crawford on 2007 12 21 at 06:10 PM • permalink


    1. Dear Mr. Iowahawk you have my vote.  I voted for Charlie Crist for governor of Florida and he sucker punched me.  If I am ever going to have faith in government again I have to start somewhere.  Where can I get my Iowahawk t shirt and bumper sticker?

      Posted by ruskinrip on 2007 12 21 at 06:46 PM • permalink


    1. Paco…. Good job on the spanish accent.
      David C…It must be something in the Iowa soil. Not many women can get away with wearing that shade of orange. Hoosegow Honey’s , They’re Hawt!!

      Posted by greene on 2007 12 21 at 07:14 PM • permalink


    1. Iowahawk has my vote!

      Posted by Ash_ on 2007 12 21 at 07:18 PM • permalink


    1. I don’t know… Can a National Treasure be President? And if he’s in the White house, with security and all, how could he go dumpster diving?

      Posted by ErnieG on 2007 12 21 at 07:48 PM • permalink


    1. #2 David Crawford

      I still think Tammi should have won.  Jessika looks like the doctor pulled her out face first with the forcepts, and some of the others, like April and Ashley A., just give me the willies.

      Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 12 21 at 08:33 PM • permalink


    1. #7, Bruce Rheinstein:

      Good call, all round.

      April – big smile, glazed eyes. She’s already decided on just how she’s gonna dismember the body after the fun is over.

      Ashley A. – She has that look that goes with a “hail satan!” kind of approach to life.

      Tammi is too cute to be a real criminal. She must have gotten picked up for unpaid parking tickets of some such.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2007 12 21 at 10:14 PM • permalink


    1. Hmmm.  That card makes me wonder about the Hawkster’s stand on amnesty for illegal aliens.


      But what the hell; his policies on trailer park displays are enough to buy my vote.

      H ‘08!!!

      Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 12 21 at 10:47 PM • permalink


  1. 7,8

    Jessika has that “I’m only in for thirty and I know where you live” look.

    The winner is clear.  Let me reduce it to song for y’all.

    I hear the cottonwoods wisperin’ above
    yojimbo, yojimbo, yojimbo’s in love
    The old hooty-owl hooty-hoos to the dove
    yojimbo, yojimbo, yojimb’s in love

    Does my lover feel
    What I feel
    When she gets near
    My heart beats so joyfully
    The bail hearing is so near!

    Posted by yojimbo on 2007 12 23 at 04:15 PM • permalink