You think Muslims versus Christians is a major feud? Or Linux vs. Microsoft? Red state vs. Blue state? Well, friends, these disputes are as nothing compared to the ferocious rivalry between Hurricane Rooters and their hated opponents, the Tsunami Buddies. Leading hurricane advocate James Wolcott disses the Buddies in his latest post:
I was pleased to see the President of the United States put down the frigging rake long enough to put on his best Sunday-go-to-meetin’ suit and issue a public statement regarding the catastrophic tsunami.
Tsunami fans will no doubt claim Wolcott is simply jealous his beloved twisters (“Mother Nature’s fist of fury, Gaia’s stern rebuke”) couldn’t achieve such an outstanding body count.