SERIAL CHILLER STRIKES AGAIN

Strange coldness in Argentina:

Power was rationed in parts of the Argentine capital and four people died from exposure as autumn temperatures dipped below freezing across a wide swath of Argentina on Tuesday morning.

Energy officials briefly limited power to some Buenos Aires neighborhoods, imposed natural gas restrictions on small- and medium-size industry and restricted some gas supplies to neighboring Chile.

Whatever is causing this? An explanation lies in the nation mentioned above; people, behold the still-powerful juju of the Gore Effect.

Posted by Tim B. on 05/31/2007 at 04:04 AM
    1. Sounds like they need Gore in Russia right now!!!

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 05 31 at 04:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. This sort of thing could be avoided by following the one, true faith.

      Posted by lotocoti on 2007 05 31 at 05:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. The powerful juju?  I knew it.  Joooos are involved somehow.

      Posted by wronwright on 2007 05 31 at 06:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. Whaddya know?  Summer comes to the northern hemisphere, and winter comes to the southern.  Global warming!

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 05 31 at 08:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. Laugh all you want, guys, but I’m starting to get scared. Really scared. Pelosi is causing snowfall in Germany, too.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 05 31 at 08:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. Well, andy, Pelosi is almost as cold-hearted as The Goreacle™.  Maybe she’s a high priestess?

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 05 31 at 09:46 AM • permalink

 

    1. I hope she had her hijab with her.  All that wetness can play heck with a hair-do.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 05 31 at 09:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hmmmm.

      There have been predictions that we’re entering into a time of low sunspot activity and that this will cause temperatures across the globe to drop.

      The reasoning is that the vast majority of the greenhouse effect comes from water vapor in the upper atmosphere.  Cosmic rays help create this water vapor and that cosmic rays come from sunspots.

      More sunspots, more cosmic rays, more water vapor, higher temperatures.

      Fewer sunspots, less cosmic rays, less water vapor, lower temperatures.

      The only problem that I can see with this theory, and it’s absolute Achilles Heel, is that there’s no easy way for me to condemn you Gaia murdering monkeys for driving SUVs.

      If these damn scientists add that in, I think we’ve got a working theory!  🙂

      Posted by memomachine on 2007 05 31 at 10:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. The_Real_JeffS

      Well, andy, Pelosi is almost as cold-hearted as The Goreacle™. Maybe she’s a high priestess?

      I’m fairly certain she’s been officially ordained by The Goreacle™ hisself, ‘though I can’t recall where (or if) it was announced in the Media…

      Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 05 31 at 10:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. memomachine—actually, I blame all those damn solar power cells for sucking up the daylight that should be heating the earth…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 05 31 at 10:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Power was rationed in parts of the Argentine capital and four people died from exposure as autumn temperatures dipped below freezing across a wide swath of Argentina on Tuesday morning.

      Right there, that makes four more people killed by cold than by Goebbel’s Warning.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2007 05 31 at 11:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. So, what you’re saying, is that this thing may have been under our noses the whole time?

      Hmmm. “Large creature, not human, but walking upright . . . lumbering . . . manlike . . . footprints too large to be human (Ah! Carbon footprints, right?).”

      Posted by paco on 2007 05 31 at 01:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al “Woody” Gore’s Theme Song:

      Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
      Lawd, don’t they help themselves, y’all.
      But when the taxman come to the door,
      Lawd, the house look like a rummage sale, yes.

      It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no millionaire’s son, no.
      It ain’t me, it ain’t me; I ain’t no fortunate one.
      —CCR, “Fortunate Son”

      Posted by mojo on 2007 05 31 at 01:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. You can all laugh now, but when JWH and GWB BOTH start talking carbon trading schemes and carbon reduction goals, I worry for the fight between religious zealots and common sense.

      To think that the main reason for doing this is to remain economic conmpetitive and that irony is lost on the shouting greenies who are claiming some victory in this change – it really is not funny anymore.

      Posted by peter m on 2007 05 31 at 09:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Satellite observations are a supplement”

      Satellites Track Human Exposure to Fine Particle Pollution

      null

      That’s why in an earlier post, I posted DIGO site as part as an indicator…etc

      Posted by 1.618 on 2007 05 31 at 10:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. In a press conference today the ALP accused the PM of “belittling” Al Gore.

      Link

      Is it possible to belittle a man of Al Gore’s size?

      Posted by Villeurbanne on 2007 06 01 at 05:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. In other globally warmed news, ABC Victorian Regional Radio’s registered dim-wit Cathy Bedford went looking for someone to explain John Howard’s greenhouse gas report to the masses. And she found the perfect ABC expert. The Victorian Labor government’s sickly green environment minister, John Thwaites. His assessment? Appalling, too little, too late, blah blah blah. Any praise? Yes, John Howard used to be climate sceptic but now he’s not, well he says he’s not. In fact, Howard’s backflip is purely poll driven blah blah blah. And does the report lack for anything. Yes, my policies including one I came up with today blah blah blah.

      Posted by Contrail on 2007 06 01 at 05:55 AM • permalink

 

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