NO PESTICIDES, NO GENETIC MODIFICATION

All out of organic soup at your local store? Here’s an alternative supplier.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/28/2008 at 11:26 AM
    1. “In the frozen helium aisle of your neighborhood grocer.”

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2008 03 28 at 12:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Smuckers organic soup? Aisle 5, next to the Putz bagels. Can’t miss it.”

      Posted by ErnieG on 2008 03 28 at 12:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. I expect there are no preservatives as well.  Salmonella in a can.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2008 03 28 at 12:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. No jokes about circling Uranus, I hope.

      Posted by SSG Pooh on 2008 03 28 at 12:39 PM • permalink

 

    1. They want “organic soup”?  Why go all the way to Saturn?  The greenies ought to try the inflows to their local waste water treatment plant.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2008 03 28 at 01:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. The discovery excited mission team members, who say it’s a marker for further research into whether the icy satellite Enceladus has such an environment.

      MarkL ! Wake up.  After months of waiting, Tim finally posts a comment about Enceladus.  This is your cue.

      Posted by wronwright on 2008 03 28 at 01:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. …the probe found traces of methane and simple organic compounds, said Hunter Waite of the Southwest Research Institute, who is the principal investigator of one of the spacecraft’s instruments.

      Sensors indicate lifeforms of a Bovine nature.

      Posted by Deborah Leigh on 2008 03 28 at 03:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. I used to go to Enceladus for organic soup, but I gave it up. Enceladus has a 33-hour day, so figuring out what time it is there is not a simple task. Usually, Enceladus was closed when I got there. And the trip from Earth takes about seven years, so you really don’t want to just turn around and go home without the soup you came for.

      Posted by sundog on 2008 03 28 at 05:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. I suppose all those organic soups are meant to be alternatives to… inorganic ones.
      (Addendum to shopping list: pick up some Campbell’s Spicy Mercury and Boron Chowder.)

      Posted by lotocoti on 2008 03 28 at 07:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. There goes the solar system.

      Before we know it, the SUVs will be melting Encaladus

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2008 03 28 at 07:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. Does it come in a plastic bag?

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2008 03 28 at 11:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. On our trip to Manhattan last week, we saw an “Organic Soup” restaurant in Hell’s Kitchen (apt, don’t you think?) The creatures inside may very well have been from Titan. Or some other galaxy.

      Posted by rightwingprof on 2008 03 29 at 06:42 AM • permalink

 

  1. OT. I’m reposting this because I’m proud of it, and not many saw it:

    Unnatural Selection

    A Kiwi claims rape by a wombat,
    Says he now ‘talks like an Aussie’,
    The cops have a good laugh at that,
    Think he dressed in a Drunk Wombat cozzie.

    The truth, as usual, is sadder,
    The wombat just tried Evolution
    To climb up the DNA ladder,
    But picked a New Zealand solution.

    Posted by Barrie on 2008 03 29 at 05:44 PM • permalink