MORE THAN MUTTON

Paco considers the Al Gore Muttonburger:

Somehow, this just doesn’t seem to do Big Al justice. The man has put on a tremendous amount of weight, and I hear that, if his global cooling efforts don’t succeed in saving the planet, his Plan B is to become one himself, and invite the inhabitants of earth to colonize him.

More from Paco and other Crittenden invaders here.

Posted by Tim B. on 08/30/2007 at 03:37 AM
    1. All you can eat!

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 08 30 at 03:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’ve been training Al for some time now on my patented “VB & KFC diet” & he is now starting to show the benefits of my strict regime. Soon I’ll be bringing in Arthur Beetson as a specialist pie eating coach.

      Pardon me while I duck out for a quick half-sheep & chips.

      Posted by Gibbo on 2007 08 30 at 04:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hey Al, you in one of those fake Sumo outfits?

      Nah, I just came from the sauna …

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 08 30 at 04:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. Me: “Al were having lamb mutton for dinner, would you like to join us?”

      Honest Al: “How many lambs muttons?”

      I believe the correct answer is “all of them”.

      Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2007 08 30 at 04:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. As a good friend of mine used to say about people with weight problems, “It’s not what you’re eating, but what’s eating you.”

      Al is not OK.  He has some deep issues eating at him.

      Posted by Hucbald on 2007 08 30 at 05:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. #5
      Al’s carrying the weight of the world …
Posted by egg_ on 2007 08 30 at 05:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. #5 – Al is not OK.  He has some deep issues eating at him.

      We can safely say that none of them are tapeworms.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 08 30 at 05:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. Introducing the Kevni McHoward SMuttonburger …

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 08 30 at 05:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. You can’t blame the guy. It takes considerable ballast to hold down that walking, talking Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. If he lost a couple of hundred pounds in the morning, he’d be in the ionosphere before lunch. Tremendous wind bags require tremendous weight. It’s in the bi-laws.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 08 30 at 05:39 AM • permalink

 

    1. #9, Texas Bob,

      It’s in the bi-laws.

      Does that mean they swing both ways??? 😉

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 08 30 at 06:00 AM • permalink

 

    1. #10 Pogria, yes.
      To the left and to the far left.

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2007 08 30 at 06:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. #11 TBob,

      hehehehe. 🙂

      Good to see you back.

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 08 30 at 06:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. Ah yes. What American’s call a switch-hitter.

      Posted by phil_b on 2007 08 30 at 07:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. #7 Infidel Tiger you owe me a new keyboard.

      Posted by Nilknarf Arbed on 2007 08 30 at 07:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Mutton might not be Al’s particular style, especially if it’s dressed as lamb. Two-tooth hogget may be more his thing (those little girls are apparently quite attractive to people of the sheep persuasion).

      Posted by mareeS on 2007 08 30 at 08:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. #1, IT, is Al screaming in that photo?  If so, is that his Howard Dean scream?

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 08 30 at 09:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. #16 rebecca: I think he just sat on a bee. A killer bee. A trained killer bee.

      Posted by paco on 2007 08 30 at 09:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’ve never tasted mutton. Is it actually edible?

      Posted by Kyda Sylvester on 2007 08 30 at 01:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. A trained killer bee.

      Wronwright!!!

      Posted by Achillea on 2007 08 30 at 04:16 PM • permalink

 

  1. Where’s Bryli Al? You haven’t eaten him have you? You sick prick, he’ll never digest…that’s unsoluble fat.

    Posted by mehaul on 2007 08 30 at 11:50 PM • permalink