MEN APPEAR

Sydney’s notorious Men of No Appearance have lately developed appearances:

Police are looking for the two men.

The first is described as being of Middle Eastern/Mediterranean appearance, about 179 centimetres tall, large build, black hair with a thin plait at the back, and wearing a cap, dark-blue hooded jumper, and dark-coloured long pants.

The second is described as being of Middle Eastern/Mediterranean appearance, about 175 centimetres tall, skinny build, long face, wearing a red cap, light-coloured singlet and long dark baggy pants.

Good for them.

(Via Nick C.)

Posted by Tim B. on 10/31/2006 at 10:19 AM
    1. Why the long face?

      Posted by the wolf on 2006 10 31 at 10:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. I guess the magic must have worn off of the invisibility cloaks these fellows have been wearing.

      Posted by paco on 2006 10 31 at 10:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. 179 cm tall? Isn’t that rather precise?

      Posted by Merlin on 2006 10 31 at 10:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. Long face? WTF does that mean?  He looks like an Arab John Kerry?

      Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 10 31 at 11:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. Yeah, good for the SMH.

      Good for everybody, really, especially all those men of “Middle Eastern/Mediterranean” appearance who will no longer have to suffer the indignity that comes from having the grim milestones of their great struggle left unreported and unrecognized.

      Posted by splice on 2006 10 31 at 11:33 AM • permalink

 

    1. Waking up and smelling the coffee, are they?

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 10 31 at 11:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. Are these the two men wanted in connection with the uncovered meat negligence case?

      Posted by Texas Bob on 2006 10 31 at 11:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. C’mon, it’s obvious they were a couple of white guys in brownface.

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2006 10 31 at 01:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. And they were dressed by St. Vinnies, with haircuts that are the result of brain damage operations.

      Posted by Howzat on 2006 10 31 at 05:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. Obvious editorial bungle.  Expect the PC shackles to be re-applied after the culprit completes their re-education in “diversity” training

      Posted by bondo on 2006 10 31 at 07:26 PM • permalink

 

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