(Brief pause while we consider the miracle of an audio head-tilt)
Incredibly, enthusiasm for this pointless idiocy isn’t universal:
Who do you want to kill?: anyone spruiking this “earth hour” shit. I’m turning all my lights ON tonight out of sheer rebelliousness.
Well said, youngster. Now, let’s get this Gaia-rapin’ underway:
My house at night
is big and bright
(clap clap clap clap!)
Deep in the heart of Sydney …