KID REGRETS JOINING DRAMA CLASS

And the number one way you can tell you’re not the most popular student at Al Aqsa Junior High:
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1. You’re cast as Uncle Satan in the school production of Death! Death! Death to Stars and Stripes Pig Nation of Jew-Filth Loving Infidel Parasites! (The Musical).

Posted by Tim B. on 07/29/2006 at 01:34 PM
    1. It seems to be a church group of some kind.

      Posted by rhhardin on 2006 07 29 at 01:41 PM • permalink

 

    1. Thsi is wrong on every level of human consciousness and existence.

      I cannot think of a Western (modern, for all the trolls) parallel.

      Posted by ushie on 2006 07 29 at 01:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. The father of one of my best friends back in dear old North Carolina, in opining on one of the Israeli/Arab dustups 25 years ago or so (in which the Soldiers of Islam were once again getting pasted), said, “The A-rabs are jest plain et up with the dumbass”. A pretty accurate diagnosis of the fanatical variety.

      Posted by paco on 2006 07 29 at 02:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. Has anyone seen Texas Bob? Looked through a few threads, haven’t seen him.

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 07 29 at 02:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. “The A-rabs are jest plain et up with the dumbass”.

      Many millions of trees have been felled and Googleplex’s of electrons massacred in the name of the Middle East mess and Paco sums it up in 10 words.

      Posted by lmassie on 2006 07 29 at 02:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. El Cid, Texas Bob is on R&R, enjoying a cold beer and a warm wife……and not necessarily in that order.

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2006 07 29 at 02:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. uh-oh, how will Captain America get out of this trouble?

      Posted by Merlin on 2006 07 29 at 02:42 PM • permalink

 

    1. Tim, sorry to say this…but 17th on the ladder is not good enough. Marshall your RWDB forces and try for the top eight , damn it.

      Posted by burrah on 2006 07 29 at 02:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. Musicals are haram! That’s a jihad on you, mister.

      Posted by tiggy on 2006 07 29 at 03:10 PM • permalink

 

    1. What kind of flag is that? At least it’s not hand-drawn, but the field of stars bears only passing resemblance to what’s actually on the American flag. I’m reminded of the guy who claimed that the stars were laid out 10X5 in making a point about the lengthiness of the flag or something.

      Stupid idiots.

      Posted by bovious on 2006 07 29 at 03:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. The_Real_JeffS

      Texas Bob is on R&R, enjoying a cold beer and a warm wife……and not necessarily in that order.

      Thanks, forgot about that. I feared with recent tragedies in Iraq…BUT TB, is doing his thang…with his lovely lady, which is nothing to fear…LOL.

      Posted by El Cid on 2006 07 29 at 04:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. So is the USA-Palestinian student exchange program back on for next year?

      Posted by Ross on 2006 07 29 at 04:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. kill the little dick already

      Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey on 2006 07 29 at 04:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. So that’s where my undersized laundry bag got to…

      Posted by der FRED on 2006 07 29 at 04:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. Oh shit.. I just noticed – check the weapons on the right – they got RAYGUNS!

      Posted by der FRED on 2006 07 29 at 04:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. Muslims don’t have kids.  They have cannon fodder.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 07 29 at 05:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. That poor little haji Uncle Sam is going to have self actualization problems for years!  Hell, I had to be a bridge girder in an elementary school play (Three Billy Goats Gruff) and I’ve still never quite gotten over it. We did manage to drown the troll though, which I’m sure made me the eliminationist I am today.

      Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 07 29 at 05:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. He’s no doubt thinking – I knew I should have come as a wookie.

      Posted by rbresca on 2006 07 29 at 05:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. Live ammo makes the whole drama so much more suspenseful!

      Posted by Patricia on 2006 07 29 at 06:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. I think a contingent of teachers’ union lefty Australian ‘educationalists’ should set up our Peace Studies classes for them. Or ARE they our Peace Studies classes, I’m not sure.

      Posted by Barrie on 2006 07 29 at 07:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Do liberals in the US argue for separation between that ‘church’ and state?

      If not, why do some give credence to Hezbollah and like-minded nation states like Iran?

      Posted by ausdiplomad on 2006 07 29 at 08:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Death! Death! Death to Stars and Stripes Pig Nation of Jew-Filth Loving Infidel Parasites! (The Musical).

      featuring such hits as:

      *Some explosive evening
      *I could have chanted all night
      *Seven brides for Seven Splodeydopes
      *Clang Clang Clang went the Trolley, Boom Boom Boom went the Suicidebelt
      *Singing in the Rain of Bloody Bodyparts
      *Follow the Yellow Brick Road Under the Israeli Wall
      *Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Jew-Loving Infidel Crusader?
      *Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Tiny Improvised Explosive Devices
      *Sit Down, You’re Rocking the Boat and I’m Blowing the Boat Up, Inshallah.
      *What Hezbollah Wants Hezbollah Gets
      *Oh, What a Beautiful Jew-Hating Morning!

      Act now!  I said NOW!

      Posted by Carl H on 2006 07 29 at 09:39 PM • permalink

 

    1. I’ll feel even more sorry for this kid when the Imams realize that theater men tend to be, well, flamboyant.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 07 29 at 10:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. I find this image very disturbing. It makes me think that muslim children have a low opinion of the U.S.

      I think I need Addamno, or Mirander to explain the nuancedness that I fail to see. I bet that Bush-hitler guy has something to do with it!

      Posted by rinardman on 2006 07 29 at 10:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. I think I need Addamno, or Mirander to explain the nuancedness that I fail to see.

      and dont forget m.mayes can give you a fair void educashun about how its because we’re crowding teh muslims.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2006 07 29 at 11:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Do you think Bec Cartwright, the (Act-reece) could play a role in the play?

      Funny, the little one on the left looks like tatoo from that show called… mmmm

      Fantasy Island…..

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 07 29 at 11:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. p.s. Could we have another Islamic tele program called…

      “A stone’s Throw Away”

      The story of a young boy who likes to throw stones at Satan, and runs around a brick wall in Mecca.

      Starring Leo D, and his girl bride (like Mo’s wife at 6 years) Shirley Temple.

      7.30 Tonight on the Halal station.

      **** 4 star viewing

      Posted by 1.618 on 2006 07 29 at 11:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. Say hello to the splodeydopes of tomorrow.

      Are these the children, along with their parents, who are innocent civilians everyone is talking about?

      And where is the mainstream media, who threw such a fit over children writing messages on munitions?  You know, the ones who staged the photo-op?  Well, here’s the genuine article.  I expect to see it above the fold on the front page of my Sunday paper (if I still bought a Sunday paper, that is).

      Posted by saltydog on 2006 07 30 at 12:00 AM • permalink

 

    1. #8, Up to #13 now.

      Good company your with there Tim, just below Ann Coulter and Mark Steyn, and your not even from north america.

      Hizbollah are civilains once they get blown the fuck up.  Someone comes along, takes the AK and ammo, all of a sudden you have a ‘youth needlessly killed by the evil jews’.  You think a journo can tell the diff?

      Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2006 07 30 at 12:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. yalla ya nasrallah!

      its already topped the Israeli charts

      Posted by Kidon on 2006 07 30 at 12:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. Dang, Kidon beat me to it!

      Catchy tune, too.

      Anybody know how to download a YouTube thing?  That cries out to go on my video iPod.

      Posted by Achillea on 2006 07 30 at 01:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. As children we used to play ‘weddings’ and I always go to be the priest since I was the only one who knew the words.  No, I did not end up in the holy orders.  I doubt any nun or priest would ever admit to reading here though I could be wrong.

      The kid in the flag may be a method actor and could come to identify with his role.  I think that kid is for the turning.  Where is CIA when you need them?  Ah yes, out to lunch with NYT.

      Posted by Crossie on 2006 07 30 at 01:45 AM • permalink

 

    1. Thanks Kidon for that song. I’ve posted it to Antony Loewenstein’s blog to help celebrate the publication of the book.

      Also thanks TB (and LGF) for the picture. It already is sitting proudly on a thread at WD with appropriate comment.

      Posted by geoff on 2006 07 30 at 02:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. Is this a Naivete play?

      Posted by Howzat on 2006 07 30 at 02:56 AM • permalink

 

    1. I wish them many repeat performances and live rounds.

      Posted by Jim Geones on 2006 07 30 at 03:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. #22 nice work Carl.
      How about:
      * I Get an Arse-kick Out of You
      * Black September Song
      * On The Arab Street Where you Live
      * Bali-Blown-Hi
      * Supercaliphragmentationsplodeydopmendacious

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 07 30 at 04:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. These kids are clearly tomorrow’s terrorists. Better to bomb them now rather than wait for them to grow up to bomb them. Ain’t that right blogmire? Huh? Speak up!

      Posted by Miranda Divide on 2006 07 30 at 07:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Do liberals in the US argue for separation between that ‘church’ and state?

      If not, why do some give credence to Hezbollah and like-minded nation states like Iran?

      Easy.  They don’t understand the history of their own democracy, and the Enlightenment that helped create it.  Nor do they really take pluralism seriously -if they disagree with the other side.
      That’s a big worry.

      Posted by Barrie on 2006 07 30 at 07:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Guys! Guys!… Is it something I said?”

      Posted by mojo on 2006 07 30 at 07:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. 37.  But, but Miranda, they’re playing with guns and glorifying violence.  I thought those things were always bad in left-world.

      Posted by Vanguard of the Commentariat on 2006 07 31 at 12:02 AM • permalink

 

    1. My mum put the colours in with the whites…I swear!

      Posted by Mattofact on 2006 07 31 at 01:58 AM • permalink

 

    1. Yawning Divide’s reminds me to add another song title:
      * I Am Thick Teen Going On Fedayeen

      Posted by blogstrop on 2006 07 31 at 07:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. “These kids are clearly tomorrow’s terrorists. Better to bomb them now rather than wait for them to grow up to bomb them. Ain’t that right blogmire? Huh? Speak up! “

      Okay, I will. Tim posted a photograph of children being taught to glorify violence, and your response is to intimate that the other readers want to attack children? What a pathetic diversion from the topic. We were referring to the adults that were indoctrinating these children, not to attacking them. You also dodged the point that children of this age have been used as shields and as suicide bombers.

      Once again, a leftist chooses to ignore photograhic evidence, and instead dwells on the alledged sins of the West.

      Posted by Blue Hen on 2006 07 31 at 08:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. re: “Death! Death! Death to Stars and Stripes Pig Nation of Jew-Filth Loving Infidel Parasites! (The Musical).”

      So who exactly adapted “My Name is Rachel Corine” into a musical?

      Posted by SeanP on 2006 07 31 at 01:59 PM • permalink

 

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