HYBRID HOTTIES

They don’t make ‘em like this any more:
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Reader challenge: come up with poster lines for a wild drivin’ movie set in today’s pious Prius era.

Posted by Tim B. on 11/28/2007 at 11:57 AM
    1. There’s a reason for that. “Barnyard Babes” are in real short supply these days.

      Posted by mojo on 2007 11 28 at 12:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. How about Electric Boogaloo!!!!

      Posted by Old Tanker on 2007 11 28 at 12:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. Nickel Hydride Lane

      Posted by rhhardin on 2007 11 28 at 12:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. Birkenstock Trail

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 12:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Greezed lightnin”?

      Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 11 28 at 12:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. They were young, reckless, out of control, and Didn’t Care about gas mileage!

      Posted by kpom on 2007 11 28 at 12:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. Carbon Credit Credo

      “Here I come to save the day!
      Carbon Credit is on his/her/its way!”

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 12:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hot Tramps Burning Big Amps!

      High Wattage and Low Frottage!!

      Nasty Thugs with Grounded Plugs!!!

      There’s Nothing Pious about THIS Prius!!!!

      Smoking the Tires with High-Tension Wires!!!!!

      Take THAT, iowahawk! (He’s so going to smoke me on this.)

      The Power’s Regenerative, The Action’s Degenerative!!!!!!

      Posted by Rob C. on 2007 11 28 at 12:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. A Kyoto-Gore Production!!!

      Posted by Rob C. on 2007 11 28 at 12:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Bio-diesel Burnin’ Trucks, and Hippy Chicks Wearin’ Chucks!!!!!!!

      Posted by Rob C. on 2007 11 28 at 12:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Mean and Green” taking the highroad in low cut jeans.  These liberal babes will leave you gasping for more! more CO2, that is…..

      Posted by joe bagadonuts on 2007 11 28 at 12:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. PC Cars and Greenpeace Cows

      Posted by G Hamid USA on 2007 11 28 at 12:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. Electron-Driven Cars Race Vegetable-Oiled Diesels!

      Organic Sauvignon Blanc-Besotted Babes Bare All!

      Excuse me, I have to go take a cold shower now.

      Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 28 at 12:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Babes on Board”… Hot Prius action in the carpool lane!

      “The Slow and The Frustrated”… The adventures of a latte-lovin’ metrosexual in the hotbeds of environmentalism!

      “The Gummibear Rally”:  Bored suburbanite takes the family on a cross-country race to save the polar bears!

      “Mumble Road”:  Disgusted cops vs. blissed-out celebrities melodrama.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 11 28 at 12:47 PM • permalink

 

    1. On the highway, she was Katherine Smith, safe driver.

      But in the backseat of her Porsche Cayenne, she was Kyoto Katie, a thrashing, turbocharged Venus whose voluptuous airbags, panting CO2 emissions and viscous camshaft housing brought out the savage in senior mechanic, Mr. Goodwrench.

      Posted by paco on 2007 11 28 at 01:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. #15;pacosan

      I just hope the “Shell Answer Man” doesn’t hear about that.  Biodegradable offerings may fly.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 01:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. They’ll drive their Prius til Kyoto can free us!

      Their hybrids are driven on watts and gas, but their passions are driven by T&A

      Troubled Teens!  Stealing used vegetable oil from giant burger conglomorates to use making ‘underground’ biodiesel, they plunder for thunder out on Thunder road.

      Plundered thunder out on thunder road! Burger grease for biodiesel helps them haul their load.  Living, loving, laughing on burgers, beer and wurst The law, they swore they’d get ‘em but cholesterol got ‘em first.

      Posted by Carl H on 2007 11 28 at 01:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. Prius Maxiumus
      Zero to Sixty? Oh Hell Yes!

      Posted by CrankyNeocon on 2007 11 28 at 01:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. I doubt I can top Paco, but here’s my attempt:

      “His car wasn’t the only ‘hybrid’ he had . . . a wild amped-up ride in a hopped-up Prius . . . Albert Gore, Junior is GREEN AND SMOKIN’ (Rated R.  No one under seventeen admitted without carbon offsets.)”

      Source material here.

      Posted by Baby M on 2007 11 28 at 01:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. #14 RebeccaH “The Gummibear Rally”

      How about Smokey and Al Gore III?

      It’s got almost everything: money, cops, a scofflaw, breakneck driving in a 100+ MPH Prius, drugs. Okay, no barnyard babes since he was alone, but that’s the best I could come up with. Now if he was a Kennedy…

      Posted by Bruce Rheinstein on 2007 11 28 at 02:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. #16: The Shell Answer Man – enraged by the rumor about Kyoto Katie and Mr. Goodwrench that he had heard from his gay friend, Q Lube – crept up to the Cayenne and attempted to wipe the mist off the back windshield, only to find that the steam was coming from inside. He yanked open the door, and was shocked to find his rival giving Katie a deluxe tune-up.

      “Ok, Mister”, he said through clenched teeth. “You’ve thrown your last rod!”

      Posted by paco on 2007 11 28 at 02:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. Photons Become Electrons Under the Influence of Gallium Arsenide!

      See This Gender-Bending Story, Filmed On Location in Chardonnay-Swilling Sonoma County!

      And, for the first time ever on film: Fully Synthetic Lubricants!

      Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 28 at 02:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. #21

      It’s for the best that our Tim Tammer is a car guy and not a boater since offshore drilling is not too muy bueno anymore(some Sonoran lingo there).

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 02:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. O/T

      paco, Grimmy and Mr. Bingley(I think).

      Have you seen the new Marine Corps ad?

      “We don’t accept applications….only commitments.” Really great ad.  Probably their best ever,IMHO.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 02:42 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Trans Fats Highway of Death”

      See it and you’ll never drive Route 66 again!

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 02:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. Eco-Warriors Hopped-Up on Hippie Lettuce Stick It to The Man at 60 MPG, in a Lead-Acid Trip to Sustainabilityville!

      Posted by Dave S. on 2007 11 28 at 02:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sondra Smithwick’s First Annual Latte and Green Tea Prius Rod (my that’s arousing) Run.

      First Entrant To Cross The Finish Line

      RECEIVES…..

      An Autographed Copy of the Panties I Wore The Day Prior to OUR GAIA Saving Rod (my that’s arousing) Run Event

      So Let’s Get Moving All You Cold Bitches and Metrosexual Men…

      …..Rev Those Rods (my that’s arousing) Up

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 28 at 03:05 PM • permalink

 

    1. Yeah, I’ve that yojimbo; a most excellent ad (and for good order’s sake I am one of the few in my family not to have served in the USMC; sister, brother, father, brother-in-law and many others have all served most honorably).

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 11 28 at 03:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. er, “I’ve seen that”

      PIMF
      PIMF
      PMIF

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 11 28 at 03:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. Prius meets Priapus! Biodiesel meets bodaciousness! Conscience meets concupiscence!

      Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 11 28 at 03:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Hybrid cars and granola fed babes who have never seen a razor!”

      Posted by Latino on 2007 11 28 at 03:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. Look, I hate to pop everyone’s bubble, but it is vitally important that driving be regarded purely as a functional activity, a necessary evil, hopefully to be phased out altogether. Prius or no Prius, it is certainly NOT for having any “FUN”. I don’t know how many times we have to tell you that, and we WILL NOT tolerate you sullying our renewable energy sector with your protomorphic high-spirited capitalistic ways. Humpf.

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 03:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. Original soundtrack by Toni Collette and Hasil Adkins, featuring the hit “Cherish the Unspoiled Earth or I’ll CUT YO’ HEAD OFF!!!”

      Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2007 11 28 at 03:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. #28 oops!

      Thought I read that on your blog once,sorry.

      Always with a Yojimbo, trust but verify.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 28 at 03:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. #34 no problem, yojimbo (and we do appreciate all visitors to the Coalition!); you probably read a post by Tree Hugging Sister (known to Tim as “Military Spice”) who is in fact my sister and was in the Corps for many years, as was her husband, etc and so on.

      Posted by Mr. Bingley on 2007 11 28 at 03:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. That is a fine ad, Yojimbo.

      Bingley, I didn’t know you had a blogging family. That’s wonderful.

      Posted by paco on 2007 11 28 at 03:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. Them Was the Good Ol’ Days

      What Ruby Lee wore to the store
      Created a scandal once more;
      But townsfolk all swear
      What she didn’t wear
      Was harder by far to ignore.

      Posted by lyle on 2007 11 28 at 04:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. “It’s 200 miles to Detroit.  It’s dark, we’re wearing sunglasses, and this car doesn’t have the battery power to get us more than 1/3 of the way there.”

      Posted by mr creosote on 2007 11 28 at 04:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ruby Lee Explains Herself

      “My polka-dot britches was hot,
      And poor me, I must’ve forgot –
      It done slipped my mind
      When I left behind
      The polkas and just wore the dot.’

      Posted by lyle on 2007 11 28 at 04:54 PM • permalink

 

    1. See the underground film that everyone is talking about.
      It’s a counter culture free for all.
      88 minutes of hippie chicks gone wild.
      Filmed on location at Burning Man and The Farm.
      Just see what these girls get up to in the back of a Prius.
      Original soundtrack by,Neil Young and his band “The sanctimonious Assholes”.
      Rated….NC-17. No one under the age of 18 admitted.

      Posted by greene on 2007 11 28 at 04:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mild Max: “When the hybrids take over the highway, pray he’s out there—somewhere.”

      Posted by Evil Pundit on 2007 11 28 at 05:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. A person(s) with a lot of time on their hands

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 11 28 at 05:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mad Max IV – Carbon Warrior

      Just when you thought it was safe to carpool your Prius……..

      Posted by rbresca on 2007 11 28 at 05:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Quite Frightning Rudd”

      One mans war to convert the western Sydney bogans from their gaia killing V-8 gas guzzlers to polar bear friendly four wheeled electric handbag carriers.

      Set against the fall of the western empire, starring Weird Al Goreavic, Osama-bin-charging and kyoto kev as the sheriff with julia blowhard as his trusty sidekick “butch”.  (Not available in Mt Druitt or certain parts of Campbelltown).

      Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 28 at 05:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. #41 whoops sorry to steal your theme there mate – your post wasn’t there before I did mine!

      Posted by rbresca on 2007 11 28 at 05:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. “It’s 200 miles to Detroit.  It’s dark, we’re wearing sunglasses, and this car doesn’t have the battery power to get us more than 1/3 of the way there.”

      “Hit it.”

      Posted by Dave S. on 2007 11 28 at 05:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. Filmed on Location in Moonbat Country

      Posted by G Hamid USA on 2007 11 28 at 05:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. “They don’t make ‘em like this any more:”

      Hard as it is to believe, “White Lightnin’ Road” didn’t win a single Academy Award.

      Go figure.

      Posted by Dave Surls on 2007 11 28 at 05:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. Get Your Motor Whirrin’,
      Head Out On The Highway…

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 11 28 at 05:53 PM • permalink

 

    1. They had it ALL! – 2000sqm McMansion, 78 inch HDTV, Rudd-style beach pad, roaring careers in the high-powered carbon credit market, Labor Party members for 20 years, so how did they come to go over the edge and buy a Toyota Prius???
      What MADE them do it?
      Learn the Seering Truth about a Social Disaster of our time!

      Posted by Barrie on 2007 11 28 at 05:54 PM • permalink

 

    1. 288 volts of Lightning.

      Posted by Dan Lewis on 2007 11 28 at 05:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gone In Six Minutes.

      Posted by Sensible Swim on 2007 11 28 at 05:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Greens Brothers.

      Posted by Sensible Swim on 2007 11 28 at 06:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. Clean Mary, Sensible Larry.

      Posted by Sensible Swim on 2007 11 28 at 06:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. 32. That’s right, Dminor.

      The Stay-at-homes! They refused to pollute even the tiniest bit, so they kept the Prius parked!

      Rebecca of Organic Farm! Walking virtuously home from a day planting soybeans, she accepted a ride from a cruel capitalist! and found herself imprisoned in his carbon-emitting hell machine!

      The Recyclists. Eco-hero River Treemulch loads his bike with old cardboard and pedals furiously to the collection station!

      Posted by arrowhead ripper on 2007 11 28 at 06:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. Green Race 2000
      In The Year 2000 Hybrid Driving Is No Longer A Felony. It’s The National Sport!

      Posted by lotocoti on 2007 11 28 at 06:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. beefy batteries and tinfoil tarts

      filmed on location – in Nimbin

      on the track they waddled along like Al Gore,
      but on the highway they were laughed at

      REBELS ON RECHARGE

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 06:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. Jeremy Clarkson doesn’t like Priuses, (Prii?)

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 06:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. #38 & #46 are the winners, I think.

      Posted by Baby M on 2007 11 28 at 06:54 PM • permalink

 

    1. If I may borrow from the Hugh Mackay article in your previous post:

      “DOCTORS’ WIVES…they watched, dismayed, as their home became uncomfortable and then, finally, uninhabitable.”

      Posted by Pig Head Sucker on 2007 11 28 at 06:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. My post line is “EXHAUSTED” by 1.618

      Posted by 1.618 on 2007 11 28 at 07:08 PM • permalink

 

    1. It’s hard to come up with a title when all I can think about is… BIGGEST. CAMEL. TOE. EVER!

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 07:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. Coming to your multiplex soon:

      The Canola-ball Run.  Watch out “Smokey”, ‘cause our cars run on sunshine and moonshine!

      Posted by cuckoo on 2007 11 28 at 07:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. Dude, where’s my Prius?

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 07:20 PM • permalink

 

    1. #62 I trust you’ve heard the song?

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 07:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. White Lightnin’ Road hasn’t got to 5 votes on IMDB – and it’s 40 years old.  Get in there and rate it!

      White Lightnin’ Road

      Posted by walterplinge on 2007 11 28 at 07:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Saw a bumper sticker the other day, mimicking a personalised licence plate, saying ‘ETHA(insert shape of Queensland logo)NOL’ and small print to the effect it’s more environmentally friendly than normal fuel blah blah.

      On a whopping big Prado SUV.

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 07:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. #65 – Sure have. Love the film clip.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 07:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. #64 Did you check the top drawer?

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 07:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Eco Warriors from Hell”

      Buckle up for pure solar-powered mayhem as surplus appendaged Brad and his bevy of pectorally-enhanced, apex-gendered beauties tear up the bicycle path in their non-conforming conveyances. Lets segue, dude!

      Posted by larrikin on 2007 11 28 at 07:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. #68 I think there’s a few versions. Couldn’t find the one on Theo’s when I went back to show a friend. (OK, my wife; she’s cool, great sense of humour), so Googled it and found one significantly less risque – but just about as funny. Theo’s had pics from ‘glamour’ mags, which sort of misses the point of the song.

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 07:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. Semi-OT, I’ve been thinking that hybrid vehicles might have some possible military applications. The ability to move in total silence on battery power could come in handy. Others have also been thinking along these lines.

      The U.S. Army envisions that many of its future combat vehicles will feature a hybrid electric power system containing a diesel or turbine generator that will supply electric power to operate the vehicle subsystems, including electric drive and weapons systems. The hybrid electric power system will enhance the warfighting capability of Army vehicles in many ways, including improved acceleration, stealth capabilities for silent mobility/silent watch, energy weapons for increased lethality, and enhanced armor protection for increased survivability.

      War movies, anyone …?

      Posted by Evil Pundit on 2007 11 28 at 07:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. #48 Dave: not even a nomination? Oh, come on!

      Posted by Latino on 2007 11 28 at 07:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. #20, Bruce Rheinstein, excellent!  Or how about “Non-Smoker and the Recycler”: two ecowarriors duel in the carpool lane to win the love of Big Betty, the Aluminum Can Queen.

      Or “The Binfather”, how one man became the Greenie of All Greenies.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 11 28 at 08:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. How about “Dehybrinating” the babe?

      Posted by gin&tonic on 2007 11 28 at 08:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Kyoto Pious – green it babe.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 11 28 at 08:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. FULLY RECHARGED AND READY TO HUM

      Filmed on location in Sydney, San Francisco and London.

      In the street cafes it was lattes but out on the highway it was cappucchino in a dirty mug.

      AL GORE PRESENTS

      HYBRID LIGHTNING

      90 action packed minutes of manicures, metrosexuals and melting icecaps as Leonardo di Caprio and George Clooney go on a wild road trip in their fully-charged Priuses to save the polar bear from exinction.

      Posted by Contrail on 2007 11 28 at 08:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. Violation: A tale of Illicit Workplace Agreements

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 08:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. Green Max!

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 08:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mad Max (# whatever it’s up to) Green Beyond Thunderdome.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 08:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. #18

      Prius Maxiumus
      Zero to Sixty? Oh Hell Yes! Eventually!

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 08:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hot Smoking Fags: Hard Core Cigarette Action – Unfiltered

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 08:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. Bill Clinton- The Early Years.

      Posted by Mystery Meat on 2007 11 28 at 08:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. Austin Battery-Powers in The Spy Who Nagged Me

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 08:47 PM • permalink

 

    1. Thermal and Louise

      Posted by AlburyShifton on 2007 11 28 at 08:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. Confessions of a Carbon Consultant

      Fistfull of Carbon Credits

      What the Solar Panel Installer Saw

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 08:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. #81

      Prius Maxiumus – Zero to Sixty?
      Got a calendar handy?

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 08:52 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Beach Boys: I Get Around – Eventually

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 08:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. Rainwater Babes – Wet ‘n Wild (Restricted Level 4)

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 11 28 at 09:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. #89
      Weather porn. I might have known.

      Posted by kae on 2007 11 28 at 09:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. LeMons

      You’ll smell the latte, thrill to the spills and be blown from the snore of the crowd as Steve McClean leads the battery-charged pack in a no-holes bored disgrace to the finish line!

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 09:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. Oh God, how I love this Blog!!!!!

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 28 at 09:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gone in 6000 seconds

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 09:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. O/T.  Habib has been writing love letters to Gaddafi and Saddam complaining that Australis is full of Jews and Infidels.  See the Habib’s in action!.

      Meanwhile, I’ve been promoted to Harbi!

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 11 28 at 09:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. Recharge of the Righteous Charade?

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 28 at 09:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. OT, but courtesy of Andrew Bolt (again!), here’s some prick called Danny Katz from – you guessed it – The Age, whose just earned my urge to kick from one end of the city to the other for the day.

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 09:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Vast and the Spurious – Al Gore’s Roadtrip of Death!

      Posted by squawkbox on 2007 11 28 at 09:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. Kyoto Drift

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 11 28 at 09:47 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Behind the Green Prius”

      A young girls’ journey to womanhood as she surrenders herself to Al Gore’s emissions.

      SEE her gasp with amazement as “Big Tim” Flannery inducts her into the way of reducing waste by filling her garbage shute.

      BE BEWITCHED as she performs the sacred dance of Gaia before Kevin Rudd.

      BE AMAZED as Kevin Rudd apologises for the whole incident, not that he was there or can remember anything about it.

      BOO evil John Howard for no good reason.

      (Ratd MB – Moonbats only admitted)

      Posted by anonymous guest on 2007 11 28 at 09:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Gone with the Wind-powered”

      Thrill as Al Gore’s son takes his Prius and leads the LAPD on a pot-crazed 100mph chase!

      (Sorry, thought this was the documentary thread)

      Posted by squawkbox on 2007 11 28 at 10:05 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Sparks Are Gonna Fly…!

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 28 at 10:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. Regarding my comment at #96, I’ve changed my mind. The headline’s the least of it. A catastrophist of the first order.

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 11 28 at 10:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. BULLSHIT! Starring Steve McQueen!

      Thrill as he battles carbon-credit smugglers in the greatest Prius car-chase scene in movie history.

      A Quinn Martin production, in magnificent COLORAMA!!

      Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 11 28 at 10:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. #98 hehe
      Sequel to: The Not-So-Fast and the Furious

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 10:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. OT: It’s the Nelson-Bishop Team … phew!

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 10:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Honey, They Shrunk My Lifestyle

      Posted by Barrie on 2007 11 28 at 10:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. #105
      Apologies, missed the new thread …

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 11:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. #106
      </i>
      fat fingers?
      </i>
      off? 🙂

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 11 28 at 11:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. Stray italics removed.

      Posted by Andrea Harris, Administrator on 2007 11 28 at 11:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. “White Lightnin Road” maybe didn’t go over so well but “Thunder Road” did.

      Robert Mitchum was the star and actually sang the title song, which made the charts here in the US.  I remember the song.  Mitchum was a great actor and conservative, but singer-not so much!

      No need to thank me now for that esoteric moment.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 29 at 12:36 AM • permalink

 

    1. #110 okay yojimbo, I won’t thank you! 😉

      Agree with you though about Robert Mitchum. One of the finest and coolest actors ever.

      Singer? Oh god, reminds me of Russell Crowe everytime. Stick to your day job boys.

      Did you hear Mitchum sing at the end of Young Billy Young? I wanted to rip my ears off. argh!

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 29 at 01:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. #111

      Darn!  Missed it….:) Agree on the day job aspect.  You have a great actor or actress that they push into singing for some unknown reason.  You find yourself sitting there going 2:58 until the end of the song, 2:57 until the end of the song.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 11 29 at 01:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. A Clockwork Prius

      Cheap knock-off Priuses from China are found to have wind-up mechanisms rather than hybrid drive. They flood the UK of the near future, causing social pathologies when youth loses faith in their social system.

      No Country For Old Cars

      Green government rounds up older cars for scrapping, on grounds of pollution potential, trading them to Russia for fake carbon credits.

      Silence of the Prius

      With motor off, the Prius becomes a serial killer, silently sneaking up on victims who don’t hear it coming.

      Prius Driver

      Borderline taxi driver commits murder after being forced to drive a tiny, tinny electric sardine can 14 hours a day.

      OK, I’ll stop now.

      Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 11 29 at 02:19 AM • permalink

 

    1. Their theories were laughed at,
      their body odor was screamed at,
      but they would show this sleepy, little town who was boss,they were …

      Enviro MENTALS Without a Cause …

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 02:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. You’re going to be Next, You’re going to be NEXT …

      Invasion of the Electric Auto Body Snatchers!

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 02:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. Could a hapless band of rogue scientists stand against the Imperial might of Anthrocentric Global Warming Stormtroopers?

      Find out in George Lucus’ new scifi thriller …

      Star-centric Global Warming Wars

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 02:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Years of PC brainwashing left a nation helpless against men of no ethnic appearance harrassing women in bikinis and the brave lifeguards who tried to stop them !!!

      It was …

      Blue Water, White Guilt

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 03:07 AM • permalink

 

    1. Watch hungry men devour steak, hamburgers, fried eggs, and whatever else they like, when they like it.

      Escape from New York’s Transfat Laws.

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 03:14 AM • permalink

 

    1. Starring Sean Connery as the Desert Sheik and Candice Bergen as the American who opposes him …

      The Wind and the Lyin’ about how it’s Better for the Environment than Nuclear.

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 03:21 AM • permalink

 

    1. Can you stand the suspence of Hillary Clinton’s tax proposal?

      Learn the Shocking Truth before it’s too late with …

      not YOURS, now it’s MINE, ‘N just a few HOURS …

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 03:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. Neocons laughed at Global Warming but now it’s Nature’s Turn!!!

      A 100 foot wall of water! A World Cup Soccer Stadium!

      20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea.

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 03:42 AM • permalink

 

    1. Every Green Homeowner’s WORST Nightmare!

      The Roof’s Solar Panels are Obscured by the Clouds

      Posted by Adriane on 2007 11 29 at 03:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. Herbie goes Hybrid!

      Sparks fly as environmentally aware teenagers Kevin and Julia load up lovable Herbie with recycled Ipod batteries and take on the gas guzzlers in the Indy 500. High-voltage fun for the whole (working) family!

      World’s Fastest Wheelchair

      Can a grizzled New Zealand disability pensioner transport himself and his motorised wheelchair to Bonneville’s famous salt flats and break the world land speed record for 24 volt single seat mobility assistance devices?

      Toad Race 2020

      In the not too distant post-hydrocarbon future, solar-powered hotrods stage an illegal road-race from Darwin to Adelaide. Bonus points for every cane toad run over! But the cops, on their ten-speed bikes and Segways, are out to spoil the fun.

      Posted by dipole on 2007 11 29 at 04:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. It’s lean, it’s hard, it’s the EcoTard!

      Keep up fool, your feet are draggin’, time to drive the new BandWagon!

      Hmmm, didn’t stick to the brief…

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. #15 Brilliant!

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. Mouths full of spittle and egos so brittle, their puppethead protests split the world!

      Living and loving in a pomo world, they thought they they could give up – THEIR BRAINS!!!!!
      REVENGE OF THE NEOMORONS (sequals pending)

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. eeek! sequels…

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:28 AM • permalink

 

    1. First!
      There was Biofuels for Love,
      Then!
      American Hybrid.
      Now!
      (An Oil to Go Production, in association with Leftover Fries):
      Greasy Glider

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 11 29 at 04:43 AM • permalink

 

    1. Adriane is my new Hero!!!!!

      Posted by Pogria on 2007 11 29 at 05:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. The cars that almost ate Paris?

      Posted by surfmaster on 2007 11 29 at 06:10 AM • permalink

 

    1. Get your motor hummin,
      Head out on the bikeway,
      Lookin’ for recycled batteries,
      “cos solar works only by day….
      Born to be mild…..

      Somehow I don’t think a movie about a gang of filthy activists in cutoff hemp jackets whiring into town on Segways, buying up all the mineral water and incence in town then picketting the local police station about the war in Iraq before whirring out (provided there’s enough charge) to seek new nadirs in boring behaviour is going to be a big earner.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 29 at 07:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. My pappy said son you’re gonna give me chronic fatigue virus,

      If you don’t stop drivin’ that 3 phase stepup Prius…

      Posted by Habib on 2007 11 29 at 07:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. #102 Steve Biddulph needs to seriously self-medicate.

      Posted by wreckage on 2007 11 29 at 09:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. OK, it’s just a 7 minute short but it really exists!

      IMDB listing: Prius Envy (2005)

      Synopsis: Tony easily becomes obsessed. He’s been known to have sudden short-lived fascinations with things like dijeridou and Pat Benetar. Now, he wants a Prius, and this time it’s for real.

      Posted by eeniemeenie on 2007 11 29 at 09:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Re: #43… “If it’s all the same to you, I’ll drive that tanker”

      becomes

      “If it’s all the same to you, I’ll charge that battery”

      Posted by matt123 on 2007 11 29 at 11:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. null

      Posted by Col. Milquetoast on 2007 11 29 at 04:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. #136: Very good, Colonel!

      Posted by paco on 2007 11 29 at 04:56 PM • permalink

 

  1. “THEY WERE WANTED FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY… BUT MOSTLY BATTERY!”

    Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 11 29 at 09:56 PM • permalink