HOTEL AL

It’s a religion:

Visitors to the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa won’t find the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will be a copy of “An Inconvenient Truth,” former Vice President Al Gore’s book about global warming.

No Bibles? Most folk could live with that. But what about another hotel staple – adult videos? Guests at the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa presumably get off on Tipper-hosted ecorotic greenporn … titles of which (Debbie Does Dioxide?) are sought in comments.

Posted by Tim B. on 04/29/2007 at 11:51 AM
    1. Gawd, who can beat “Debbie Does Dioxide”?

      Posted by Scott W on 2007 04 29 at 12:00 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Behind the Green Door” is a must.

      Posted by Janis Gore on 2007 04 29 at 12:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Global Heat”.

      Or “Deep Inconvenient Truth”.

      Or “Dallas Does Recycling”.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 04 29 at 12:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. Debbie does recycling?

      Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2007 04 29 at 12:20 PM • permalink

 

    1. Carboned Credits

      Earth Lay

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 29 at 12:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. Can’t believe no one did this yet:

      Gorgasm

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 29 at 12:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. But seriously folks, whats the bet this joint has electricity?

      Dont these wanna be greenies know how much power is used to smelt copper for wiring?

      SIGH!

      Posted by The_Wizard_of_WOZ on 2007 04 29 at 12:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Global Whoring

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 29 at 12:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hmmmm.

      gASS Masters IV?

      Ecologically Observant Horny Night Nurses?

      This has long since gone ridiculous but it seems that there’s evidently no limit to the absurdity.

      I think, considering how often these whack-nuts have been wrong, we’re in for another “Little Ice Age” in a few years.

      Posted by memomachine on 2007 04 29 at 12:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Deep Offset

      Posted by Apostic on 2007 04 29 at 12:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. Perhaps eco-porn should have a jazzy soundtrack.  Maybe Frank Zappa’s “Penguin in Bondage” will do….

      Posted by Apostic on 2007 04 29 at 12:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Gore-Gore Girls, of course!

      Posted by Copious Maximus on 2007 04 29 at 12:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. Forest Hump.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 29 at 12:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. Iowahawk already gave us one:
      Mother Earth:  The Ultimate MILF

      Posted by Iron Dave on 2007 04 29 at 12:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Tight Ozone Holes”

      Posted by Iron Dave on 2007 04 29 at 12:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Doing It Naturally.”

      Posted by The_Real_JeffS on 2007 04 29 at 12:53 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Carbon-Sluts”

      “Melt in the Mouth”

      Posted by Thomas on 2007 04 29 at 12:54 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Veep Throat”.

      Posted by C.L. on 2007 04 29 at 12:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. Tipper’s Big Date.

      [LOL, C.L.]

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 29 at 01:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. I Beg Your Carbon.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 29 at 01:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sorority Girls vol VI “Group-think in Political Indoctrination Camp”

      Posted by Grimmy on 2007 04 29 at 01:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Girls Going Wild” – watch these naughty girls make Gaia cry by turning lights on!

      Posted by Ash_ on 2007 04 29 at 01:54 PM • permalink

 

    1. Bear Naked

      Documentary of one Polar Bears death directly traced back to Haliburtons specific carbon footprint.

      Posted by Dash on 2007 04 29 at 02:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. An Inconvenient Booth

      Posted by m on 2007 04 29 at 02:23 PM • permalink

 

    1. Saving Ryan’s Privates.

      Posted by dver on 2007 04 29 at 02:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. I think that’s a real one, dver.

      Posted by Spiny Norman on 2007 04 29 at 03:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. Unsilent Springs

      The Earth’s Holes Catalog

      Teen Sluts Doing It For Carbon Credits

      Gore’s Gone Wild

      Posted by Dave S. on 2007 04 29 at 03:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. The porn movies are the same as always, except the pizza delivery guy arrives on a bicycle.

      Posted by Merlin on 2007 04 29 at 03:43 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Where Boners Go To Die”

      Posted by Hucbald on 2007 04 29 at 03:59 PM • permalink

 

    1. Progressive’s Anal Climate Changing Orgasms?

      Posted by dean martin on 2007 04 29 at 04:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. I think the greening of the hotel (and others to follow)is fantastic!! We need much more of this resource-saving kind of building in Australia, especially with the water shortage.

      Acting as distributors of a scientifically dubious and hysteria-filled film is, however, childish and irresponsible.

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 04 29 at 04:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gaia Girls In Anthropogenic Heat

      Posted by PW on 2007 04 29 at 04:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. “Driving Miss Gaia” Marvel as Tipper gets driven right home by studs with huge Prius’s.

      Posted by Hank Reardon on 2007 04 29 at 04:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al Gore’s long run as The Snow Queen had finally ended: the trees were in leaf, azaleas were ablaze with magenta and white and lavender, and Sheila had switched from wool suits to cotton dresses – which, when back-lit with the light coming through the plate-glass window in the waiting room, made me feel like I had x-ray vision. I threw a glass of cold water in my face and reminded myself: I love her like a brother would.

      The intercom buzzed. “Paco, there’s a guy out here, claims to be Senator Harry Reid.”

      “Oh, yeah? What’s he look like.”

      “He looks like the male half of that painting, American Gothic, except, instead of holding a pitchfork, he gives the impression of having sat on one.”

      “Yeah, that sounds like Reid. Send him in.”

      “Incidentally, he’s not alone, although he seems to think so.”

      A moment later, Reid walked into the office. There was no mistaking that he was the real McCoy: he was a tall, gangly fellow who looked like a dyspeptic hell-fire parson who’d just been informed that his wife had been arrested for turning tricks down at the Gas ‘N Go truck stop. And for some reason, he had brought his dog with him.

      “Detective Paco? I’m Senator Harry Reid.” We shook hands; it was like latching onto a bundle of beef jerky.

      “Have a seat, Senator. That’s a nice dog you’ve got there. Bulldog, isn’t it?”

      The Senator’s face colored, taking on the aspect of a swollen prune. “The dog is lost!”

      “But isn’t that your dog?” The little fellow was standing next to the Senator’s chair, panting, taking in the shabby décor.

      “I’m telling you, the dog is LOST! I had a bulldog named ‘Vegas’” – the dog looked up at Reid upon hearing the name, and wagged his stump of tail – “but he’s lost!”

      “So, you want me to help you find him, is that it?” I was thinking that this could be either the easiest or the hardest hundred bucks I had ever made.

      “No! I’m not spending another nickel on trying to find that dog. The dog is lost.”

      “But, senator, if you’ll just direct your attention to the .  . .”

      Suddenly, Reid put his hands over his ears and started shouting a tuneless “la, la, la!”  The dog started howling.

      “Ok, ok. I get the message. So, why are you here, Senator?”

      “I’m completely dissatisfied with my Secret Service detail and I want to hire private security. I understand you’re a pretty good man with a gun.”

      “Fair. But what’s the problem with the Secret Service boys?”

      “Every time I go out they’re always shouting ‘Duck!’ and ‘Hit the deck!’, and ‘Look! It’s Dick Cheney!’ So, I fall to the ground and they just stand there laughing. I’ve already broken two pairs of eyeglasses, and ruined several suits.”

      I flicked the cap on my Zippo lighter and lit up a coffin nail. “Sorry, Reid. Not interested.”

      “Why not?”

      “Don’t get me wrong. I support the senators, but not their mission.”

      “Look, the Democrats received a mandate in the last election . . .”.  But it was too late. I had put my hands over my ears and was singing “la, la, la!” The next thing I knew, Reid and his lost dog had vacated my office.

      Sheila came in, squinting ostentatiously. “It sure is dark in here. Let me just raise the blinds.” She was wearing a white cotton dress with a subdued floral design; the thing looked to be the texture of gauze. I sighed the sigh of temptation reluctantly overcome. “No. Let ‘em be.”

      Posted by paco on 2007 04 29 at 04:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. Saving Ryan’s Privates.

      I think that’s a real one, dver.

      Nope. It’s “Shaving Ryan’s Privates.”

      Posted by CraigC on 2007 04 29 at 04:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. Old Nick Cave has got eviroporn down already – No Pussy Blues. Some wild animals, look for dodgy wolf scenes. Great song though.

      (viewing discretion advised)

      Posted by JAFA on 2007 04 29 at 04:45 PM • permalink

 

    1. And shouldn’t that title have been Behind the Green’s Door?

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 29 at 04:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. And you know this HOW exactly?

      Posted by CB on 2007 04 29 at 04:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sorry, got to go to work. Here’s what I’ve got (with apologies to the Eagles):

      Welcome to the Hotel Al-ifornia
      Such a big disgrace (Such a big disgrace)
      Such a big two-face
      Plenty of room at the Hotel Al-ifornia
      Any time of year (Any time of year)
      You can find it here

      His mind is bitter and twisted, he got the Hybrid Benz
      He got a lot of pretty, Gorbots he calls friends
      How they dance in a Global Warming sweat.
      Science they can’t remember, facts they tend to forget

      —Nora

      Posted by The Thin Man Returns on 2007 04 29 at 05:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. Porkies

      Posted by saint on 2007 04 29 at 05:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Great UK 70s Porn
      “Confessions of a Scare Mongerer”?

      Posted by Rob Read on 2007 04 29 at 05:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. How Green Was Her Valley

      Posted by geoff on 2007 04 29 at 05:38 PM • permalink

 

    1. Can you sing la-la-la properly with a cigarette in your mouth?

      Carbon Get-Offsets.
      Behind the Green Gore (only for sicko’s, that one).
      The Bonking of the Rainbow Warrior.
      Ecosluts I, II & III (Sluts in the Forest, Ecosluts do Kyoto, World Wildlife Sluts).

      Not porn, but good production values: Saving Gore’s Private…Jets.

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 04 29 at 05:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gaia Does Glasgow

      Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 04 29 at 05:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. Enviroporn, poetry, songs, and Detective Paco on the job.  Does life get any better?

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 04 29 at 06:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. Go for the Research money shot

      Posted by Rob Read on 2007 04 29 at 06:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. Caligula cleans up.

      Some like it hotter.

      Gaian Dreams.

      Posted by Mike H. on 2007 04 29 at 06:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al ibn gore note welcome in Canbda:

      the tosser

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 29 at 06:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Ok, the almost unpronouncible Canbda is just outside of Toronto; a suburb called Canada.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 29 at 06:25 PM • permalink

 

    1. #2 No, no, “The Green Gore’s behind” Shirley?

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 29 at 06:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gore’s Gone Wild

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 29 at 06:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al and Tipper; the Private Parts.

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 29 at 06:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. Greenhouse Lasses
      Carmen’s Bi-Backside
      The O-Zone: Lay ‘Er!
      Melting Poles

      Posted by Jim Treacher on 2007 04 29 at 06:36 PM • permalink

 

    1. Tim, can we have a viote o9nt his?

      I think “Ecosluts” is #1; Behind Green Doors” #2 and “Al Gore’s Behind” #3

      Slightly OT.

      Why is there this message suggesting I visit a site cocnerning a BBC ODE?

      Posted by Wimpy Canadian on 2007 04 29 at 06:48 PM • permalink

 

    1. 9 and half shrieks

      Gore of the Wild

      Gore of the Ring

      Goreing Miss Daisy (hat tip #33)

      Battle over the Gore Bulge

      Close encounters of the Gorekind

      ps I just like the first one as it sounds kinky

      Posted by peter m on 2007 04 29 at 06:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. Considering the effect Inconvienient Truth is having on children it should be classed as an adult movie.

      Posted by Contrail on 2007 04 29 at 06:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. pps wb paco – at least I think you just got back.  ps doies Sheila do housecalls?

      Posted by peter m on 2007 04 29 at 06:53 PM • permalink

 

    1. An Inconvenient Truth II (Power Point Sliding with Al)

      Hockeystick Ho’s

      Hometown Kyoto Hussies

      Mutual Ratification

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 07:05 PM • permalink

 

    1. Two guys fucking is gay porn.  Three guys is even Gaia porn.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 07:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sliding Gores

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 07:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. Emissions Targeted.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 07:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. Emissions Impossible.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 07:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Big Switch-Off Turn-On.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 07:19 PM • permalink

 

    1. Government Grant and his Large Allocations

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 07:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Flying High with Flannery

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 07:28 PM • permalink

 

    1. Freaks of Nature 4; Enormous Assholes

      Posted by Viril Brun on 2007 04 29 at 07:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. WB, Paco. Hope all is well, with you and yours.

      Can’t think of anything especially funny about Al, but I really do wonder what the background is, on how Mrs Gore got to be Tipper.

      My assumption is that she got the name by…Nahhhhh, couldn’t be that, could it?

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 04 29 at 07:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. Flesh Goredon and the PowerPoint of Doom.

      (Watch in amazement as Flesh turns evil and unholsters his enormous weapon. See too how he enlists nubile neurosurgeons to help spread his macabre message around the world.)

      Posted by CO² max on 2007 04 29 at 07:32 PM • permalink

 

    1. And maybe some horror mixed into the cautionary tale “Tracy Does Darwin:  The blowjob that destroyed a city.”

      Posted by ellen on 2007 04 29 at 07:37 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gores With the Wind

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 07:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. Head of the EPA.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 29 at 07:40 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gorigula

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 29 at 07:41 PM • permalink

 

    1. Pole Dance IV: How Much Can A Poler Bear?

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 07:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. d’oh – Bare…

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 07:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. WeatherMakers III: Golden Rain.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 08:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al-a-fornication

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 08:05 PM • permalink

 

    1. Steamy Glasses: Kevin Rudd and his Renewable Energy

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 08:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. Tipper up, Tipper over and Tipper under

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 08:07 PM • permalink

 

    1. My Name’s Kevin: I Clean Pools

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 08:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. Kevin Rodd and the Green slaves

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 08:11 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Gaia Emperor Unclothed

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 08:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. An Inconvenient Poof

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 04 29 at 08:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. What The Solar Panel Installer Saw

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 04 29 at 08:24 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gore Calls Canada Climate Plan a ‘Fraud’

      Bad, bad Canada.

      Keep up the good work, Canada…A little more fraught for Gore’s blood pressure and the world might be rid of the asshole.

      Gore Explodes…now THAT would be a damn good headline.

      newsmax

      Posted by El Cid on 2007 04 29 at 08:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. #43: Can you sing la-la-la properly with a cigarette in your mouth?

      Elementary, my dear D. You simply clamp down on the cigarette at one side of your mouth, and “la-la-la” out of the other side. I’m sure that’s the way Bogart did it.

      Posted by paco on 2007 04 29 at 08:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. Great Conference Feasts, with Tim Flannery

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 08:41 PM • permalink

 

    1. Two Men in a Tinnie*

      * NB Might already have been done.

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 08:47 PM • permalink

 

    1. It starts with a little tree hugging…

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 04 29 at 08:49 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Malthus Diaries I: Populate and Perish

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 08:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. Green “Piece”

      Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 04 29 at 08:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. Electric Solar Blue.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 04 29 at 08:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. Briliant responses, all!

      I kinda like Mr Bo Dangles[/i … although nothing to do with the Gorebot

      Posted by Jack from Montreal on 2007 04 29 at 09:02 PM • permalink

 

  • In other propagaanda news, half-heard a promo about some Time special on global warming. Usual stuff – polar bear extinction figured heavily in the graphics. But it was voice-over that caused me to look up. It said that the world’s oceans will rise half a metre, wiping out Amsterdam, London and Los Angeles.

    Now it is true that Amsterdam is low, which is why the Dutch built all those dykes in the first place. It should have gone under decades ago, before Al Gore learnt to count money. As for London, I seem to recall predictions of it being flooded go way back before the warmening. Has something to do with the city sinking was the explanation at the time. And LA? It too has long been a candidate to slide beneath the waves but due to the San Andeas Fault suddenly hurling it into the Pacific. It is, at present, a safe 100m above sea level.

    Why make such idiotic statements?

    Posted by Contrail on 2007 04 29 at 09:02 PM • permalink

 

 

    1. Rising Tide: Dykes To The Rescue

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 09:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. “The Stern Resort”.

      Posted by C.L. on 2007 04 29 at 09:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. And now, from the Producers of Green “Piece”, the most incredible Octo-“Header” ever presented at the Goreplex Adult Cinemas!!

      The Story of (C) O 2.

      Beneath the Valley of the SuperGaias.

      Can I Do It ‘til I Need Offsets?

      The Swinging, Carbon-spewing Stewardesses (featuring Pussy Algore!)

      An Inconvenient Ringpull.

      Al Gore and his Huge Environmental Tool.

      Reacharound for Truth.

      Priusic Al’s Carbon Offset Totally Nude Review

      Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 04 29 at 09:09 PM • permalink

 

    1. Somehow I don’t think finishing every scene with a “carbonoffsetshot” is going to do it for me.

      Posted by Dave S. on 2007 04 29 at 09:15 PM • permalink

 

    1. Hitchhiker II: The Prius of Priapus

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 09:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sheryl’s One-Ply Brown-eye

      Gaia and Gaia-er

      Posted by Dave S. on 2007 04 29 at 09:21 PM • permalink

 

    1. An Inconvenient Truth School Edition: Barely Legal

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 09:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. PETA’s Farm VI: Pink Bits

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 09:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. PETA’s Farm VII: equestrian ecstasy – bare back and bare butt.

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 29 at 09:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. #48 #84
      “Bad Canada” for ignoring the Gore!

      Maybe he should let the press in to get the word out if he wants to push (other) countries around?

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 09:51 PM • permalink

 

    1. Big Al and the Gaia Spa Love-in

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 09:53 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Love Moat

      Dick Von Dyke

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 09:55 PM • permalink

 

    1. Memoirs of a Gaia

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 29 at 09:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. An Inconvenient Truth II:  Premature Goraculation.

      Posted by RebeccaH on 2007 04 29 at 09:57 PM • permalink

 

    1. Global Warming II: Hot and Wet!

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 09:58 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al Gore in ‘lo Rider’.  A small time cow-poke saves the Wild West wearing a crotchless cavalry outfit, it’s hot! but carbon neutral!.

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 29 at 10:02 PM • permalink

 

    1. Al’s Slideshow 101: Premature gesticulation

      Sideshow Al: Warming your globes

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 10:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. “The Castigation-Fear Complex”

      Posted by Hucbald on 2007 04 29 at 10:04 PM • permalink

 

    1. Rising Tide II: Brokeback Island

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 10:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gaia does phAllus

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 10:06 PM • permalink

 

    1. Brokeback Mountin’: phAlus Cowboys

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 10:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. Brilliant responses, everyone!

      I don’t know anything about porn titles, so I’m afraid I can’t contribute on that score. But I do know that “Mmmm, I’d like to offset hercarbon” is probably going to be the hot new pickup line of the 21st century.

      Detective Paco, you’ve been missed.

      Posted by Tungsten Monk on 2007 04 29 at 10:14 PM • permalink

 

    1. Sequestrating Sluts

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 29 at 10:16 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Gorminator: new gaia pleasure machine. Includes mercury free batteries.

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 29 at 10:17 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Carbon Munchers, by Tim Flummery

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 10:19 PM • permalink

 

    1. Mr Stern in Bad Canada

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 10:22 PM • permalink

 

    1. Kevin Rodd enters Virgin Forest

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 10:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Bare Bear Necessities

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 29 at 10:27 PM • permalink

 

    1. Debbie Does Kyoto

      “Hot, uncensored footage of billions of people getting screwed.”

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 04 29 at 10:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. Deforested Asian Babes

      Posted by Big Jim on 2007 04 29 at 10:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. #107- “Goraculation” – BWAHAHAHA!!!

      And defiinitely premature, too!

      Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 04 29 at 10:30 PM • permalink

 

    1. #120
      The sequel:

      Forest Hump

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 29 at 10:31 PM • permalink

 

    1. And #109-  thinking of Al in a “crotchless cavalry outfit”; hmmmm…

      I’ve got it!  He could be the lead singer for the Global Village People!

      Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 04 29 at 10:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Lady Chatterly’s Prius

      Posted by Harry Bergeron on 2007 04 29 at 10:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. The Story of Ozone.
      [h/t to Tex at #69 #96]

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 29 at 10:34 PM • permalink

 

    1. Enviro-nuts Meet Enviro-sluts.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 29 at 10:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. #128-

      I like your title better, Andy!

      Posted by Tex Lovera on 2007 04 29 at 10:46 PM • permalink

 

    1. Gore Miles High: Humping the Envelope.

      Posted by ForNow on 2007 04 29 at 10:56 PM • permalink

 

    1. Offset My Emissions!

      Posted by Urbs in Horto on 2007 04 29 at 11:03 PM • permalink

 

    1. Priapic Al’s Carboner Orgy

      Green Mansions (filmed on location at Al’s Tennessee home).

      I say, I’ve been dipping into the posts and comments for the last two months, and they’re really top drawer. Richard McEnroe still packs more wit into one or two lines than most people could get into an entire essay. RebeccaH never fails to demonstrate that feisty joie de vivrethat is singularly her own. Wronwright – that dashing combination of Errol Flynn and Dr. Who – continues to defy physics, speed limits and Hamurabi’s Code in his quest for mead. And great job, Andy, Wimpy and MarkL, in taking charge of Paco Enterprises in the CEO’s absence. I see that sales and net income are trending upward nicely. A couple of quibbles, though. I noticed that the lock has been changed on the petty-cash box, and when I picked it up, it seemed a little . . . light. Also, I question the new picture on our stock certificates. Whose idea was it to get rid of the engraving of scantily-clad nymphs, dancing with wanton abandon around a smokestack, and to replace it with one of MarkL’s baby pictures? The polar bear rug is bad enough, but the sight of baby Mark in the cherubic altogether is the kind of thing that might actually force us to pay dividends in order to retain any investors at all. Still, good show, all in all.

      Posted by paco on 2007 04 29 at 11:12 PM • permalink

 

    1. My End is Nigh.

      Big Natural Gaia 4

      Big Al’s Butt Jammin’ Gaia maids

      Smell of Timber

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 29 at 11:18 PM • permalink

 

    1. Critical Mass I: Let’s Get Re-Cum-Bent

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 11:26 PM • permalink

 

    1. They’ll also find the Gaia equipped with waterless urinals, solar lighting and recycled paper as it marches toward becoming California’s first hotel certified as “green,’’ or benevolent to the environment. Similar features are found 35 miles south at San Francisco’s Orchard Garden Hotel, which competes for customers with neighboring luxury hotels like the Ritz-Carlton and Fairmont.

      Lets see. The Gaia has waterless urinals and ‘Sherille’ brand recycled wet-and-dry paper carefully dispensed at one sheet per movement. On the other hand the Ritz-Carlron offers full-flush hot and cold running toilettes and supersoft 4-ply quilted ‘Angelpillow’ wipes by the carton. Think I know where I’m staying.

      Posted by CO² max on 2007 04 29 at 11:29 PM • permalink

 

    1. The WeatherMakers XII: Hot Summer Nights In Mawson

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 11:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Paco—you should have seen the first picture they used, with him facing the other way…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 29 at 11:33 PM • permalink

 

    1. Critical Mass II: A Unicycle Built For Two

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 11:35 PM • permalink

 

    1. Brought to you by Viagra: The other sustainability.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 29 at 11:44 PM • permalink

 

    1. So who’s going to pay for my therapy after seeing “Tipper” and pr0n in the same place? I’m going to be burning my tender bits on the tailpipes of old cars for weeks trying to get this one out of my head.

      Posted by brett_l on 2007 04 29 at 11:50 PM • permalink

 

    1. Algor Trek: The Carbon Unit Does ‘V-ger.’

      Posted by ForNow on 2007 04 30 at 12:00 AM • permalink

 

    1. Gore Fetish #2

      Big Al’s Rear End Camping

      Gore in the Flesh

      PETA: Fresh Meat #10

      PETA: Going down on the Ranch

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 30 at 12:04 AM • permalink

 

    1. #96 Tex

      “Reacharound for the truth”, excellent work.

      and the next installment…

      Tim Flanelly in Reacharound for the Hard Truth. See Tim sneak up behind school children and scare them with his hard truth. Hear Tim’s hard truth come from the mouth of celebrities. Feel Tim’s hot hard truth beating down with the midday sun. Taste the scienceiness of Tim’s hard truth.

      Posted by Viril Brun on 2007 04 30 at 12:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. The Gulping Gore Maid: Take Her!

      Posted by ForNow on 2007 04 30 at 12:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. Big Al’s Gaia Babes

      Big Al’s Wet Lands

      Gore Gaia Spunkfest

      Think I’ll stop now.

      Posted by darrinhV2 on 2007 04 30 at 12:11 AM • permalink

 

    1. Come on Baby Light My Gaia

      Gaia in a Lovelock

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 12:20 AM • permalink

 

    1. Paco—Have you heard the news from Mars?

      You’ve got to branch out into Preferred Astronautical Carbon Offsets ASAP.

      Otherwise, Registered Interplanetary Carbon Hazard And Radiation Diminishments will corner the market…

      Posted by richard mcenroe on 2007 04 30 at 12:22 AM • permalink

 

    1. Bob, Tim, Gaia and Al

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 12:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. Endless Love XVI: They’ll Never Prius Apart.

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 30 at 12:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. They have a geocentric theory of climate change for Earth and an aricentric (from “Ares,” ’˘Άρησ, you know) theory of climate change for Mars. It makes you wonder about recycled epicycles.

      Posted by ForNow on 2007 04 30 at 12:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. #136
      Bet Al uses more than one-sheet-per-sh*t.

      Unless they’re bed sheets, like the MWU seems to prefer.

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 12:38 AM • permalink

 

    1. Slave Bitch Gaia

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 04 30 at 12:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. Gulfstream Gang Bang

      Watch Big Al circle the globe seducing naive young groupies. They swallow it all!

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 12:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. Gorese

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 04 30 at 12:48 AM • permalink

 

    1. Tipper Over and Do It Again

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 12:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Critical Mass IV: The Long Slow Ride

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 30 at 12:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. Slightly OT: 1.618 Does Tim Tam

      Posted by flying pigs over mecca on 2007 04 30 at 12:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. Gaia Down Below

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 12:50 AM • permalink

 

    1. Earth Hour: The First Three Minutes

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 30 at 12:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. On the Beeb’s website there is a piece on the best pop science books of the year which includes this delightful little review.

      Homo britannicus, by Chris Stringer (Penguin Allen Lane)
      Homo britannicus tells the epic story of the human colonisation of Britain, from our very first footsteps to the present day. Drawing on all the latest evidence and techniques of investigation, Chris Stringer describes times when Britain was so tropical that humans lived alongside hippos and sabre tooth tigers; and times so cold they shared the land with reindeer and mammoth; and times colder still when humans were forced to flee altogether.

      It obviously slipped through by mistake.

      Posted by Burbank on 2007 04 30 at 01:05 AM • permalink

 

    1. Chang said he became an environmentalist in 1999, when he couldn’t get a glass of water at a restaurant in Santa Cruz, California, because of a shortage in the area.

      Gideons gets thrown out, Al Gore’s book gets an extra print run and hotel guests can’t wipe their butt properly all because some jerk has a hissy fit about table service in a restaurant in California.

      Posted by ilibcc on 2007 04 30 at 01:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. Big Beavers in the Vigin Forest

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 01:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. ah, that would be Virgin Forest

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 01:16 AM • permalink

 

    1. KRuddy and the Gaia Boys

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 01:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. Heidi Cullen gets her Gore on.

      Posted by yojimbo on 2007 04 30 at 01:18 AM • permalink

 

    1. Naughty Amateur Slide Show Sluts

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 01:23 AM • permalink

 

    1. Bare on the Ice

      Posted by Clubbeaux on 2007 04 30 at 01:27 AM • permalink

 

 

  • The 2000 Democratic National Convention—The Uncut Version

    Posted by Clubbeaux on 2007 04 30 at 01:30 AM • permalink

 

    1. I Love The Sod

      Posted by Clubbeaux on 2007 04 30 at 01:32 AM • permalink

 

    1. Al and the Carboner

      Posted by Clubbeaux on 2007 04 30 at 01:36 AM • permalink

 

    1. An Inconvenient Truth – It’s a load of wank.

      Posted by Infidel Tiger on 2007 04 30 at 01:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. Carbon Offsets III: Nocturnal Emissions Trading

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 30 at 01:47 AM • permalink

 

    1. The Gaia the Betta

      Posted by Clubbeaux on 2007 04 30 at 01:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Gentlemen Prefer Hummers

      Posted by Clubbeaux on 2007 04 30 at 01:53 AM • permalink

 

    1. Splinters: First Time Treehuggers

      Posted by Margos Maid on 2007 04 30 at 01:57 AM • permalink

 

    1. Al’s Carbon Offsets: I’ve Got Wood!

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 02:03 AM • permalink

 

    1. Carbon Credit 12 – Big Al Plants his Sequoia in Love Canyon

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 02:06 AM • permalink

 

    1. VICE President!

      Posted by jgm on 2007 04 30 at 02:08 AM • permalink

 

    1. Feed The Planet II: Protein Splashdown

      Posted by anthony_r on 2007 04 30 at 02:13 AM • permalink

 

    1. Emissions – When good carbons go bad!

      Premature Emissions – The unburned fuel of love.

      Posted by Grimmy on 2007 04 30 at 02:17 AM • permalink

 

    1. “Titanic” Tim Flannery in “The Phallus Eaters”.

      Bob “Bung’ole” Brown in “Fill My Ozone Hole”.

      Pete “Penishead” Garrett in “Beds Are Burning”.

      Dave “Big Jap Pervie” Suzuki in “Hot Wet Canadian Beaver”.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 04 30 at 02:37 AM • permalink

 

    1. Gobble warming!

      Posted by Howzat on 2007 04 30 at 02:44 AM • permalink

 

    1. #183
      Been waiting on your contribution! 🙂

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 03:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Kevni Ruff-rides Gaia

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 04:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. Flummers gets his rocks off

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 04:25 AM • permalink

 

    1. I’m Kevin from Queens slammed and I’m here to help.

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 04:29 AM • permalink

 

    1. Julia Gillard is Woodsy Woodpeckers- guaranteed to give you perckerwoods wood in yer peckers*!

      *Provided you at no stage view the movie and/or listen to the soundtrack- the resultant flaccidity caused by exposure cannot be countered by a viagra enema. Fantasise about hot schoolmilf julie Bishop instead.

      Posted by Habib on 2007 04 30 at 04:49 AM • permalink

 

    1. They’ll also find the Gaia equipped with waterless urinals, solar lighting and recycled paper

      Bet Gore in the Vice-Presidential Suite gets first use of the paper. Must get pretty unpleasant by the time it reaches the budget rooms.

      Posted by Contrail on 2007 04 30 at 05:24 AM • permalink

 

    1. #161”…and times colder still when humans were forced to flee altogether.”

      Surely that should be “when humans were forced to flee in the altogether…”
      All together now – nude up!

      Some titles for the Porn Shelf:

      Hot Chicks, Cold Fusion.
      Chipper Tipper and her Bulbs of Deception.

      others:
      Dancing With Science: Al Gore Rhythms
      Gore Blimey!
      O Tempora! O Gores!

      Dental Training Film:
      An Inconvenient Tooth.

      Posted by carpefraise on 2007 04 30 at 06:59 AM • permalink

 

    1. Paco – great work again. Thanks for that!

      Posted by blogstrop on 2007 04 30 at 07:39 AM • permalink

 

    1. How about “The Cars That Date Paris”.

      Posted by blogstrop on 2007 04 30 at 07:41 AM • permalink

 

    1. The Geothermia Spot.

      (Almost) President of Vice. [h/t #181 #180]

      Carbon Hard-ons.

      Used Sheets: What the recycler saw.

      Glow-ball Warming.

      Disappearing Deltas.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 30 at 07:51 AM • permalink

 

    1. P.S. Didn’t that box say “Party Cash”, paco? Sorry, my Sumerian is a little rusty.

      Posted by andycanuck on 2007 04 30 at 07:52 AM • permalink

 

    1. Hope mum ain’t reading this.

      Big Biospheres.
      Cumming to Kyoto.
      An-Al Bore
      .

      I know, eewwww…

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 04 30 at 08:54 AM • permalink

 

    1. OT in that isn’t related to global warming:

      I’ve already started referring to this film as “Curse of the Golden Showers” which follows nicely from this one, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Gerbil”.

      Posted by Art Vandelay on 2007 04 30 at 09:03 AM • permalink

 

    1. An Inconvenient Cornholing

      Posted by paulris on 2007 04 30 at 09:09 AM • permalink

 

    1. One for Infidel Tiger: My Left Nut.

      Posted by Dminor on 2007 04 30 at 09:34 AM • permalink

 

    1. Big, Horny and Wooly – Big Al RAM’s home an environmental point.
      A New Zealand classic BTW.

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 10:15 AM • permalink

 

    1. Lear Jet Lesbo’s – Sheryl C. and Laurie D. prove even ecowarriors can be cunning linguists.

      Posted by alien kiwi on 2007 04 30 at 10:27 AM • permalink

 

    1. #177
      Splinters: First Time Treehuggers

      And their splinter group:

      Furniture in the raw

      Posted by egg_ on 2007 04 30 at 11:56 PM • permalink

 

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