GOAT VIGILANT September 28, 2006 kim lien Many Posts 0 Drop bears are real. And deadly. Especially if you’re a trout. In other critter news, the Wogblogger has located an authentic French trash goat: Looks a little like this chap, don’t he? Posted by Tim B. on 09/28/2006 at 03:24 AM Looks a little like this chap, don’t he? Can’t tell – the goat’s facing the wrong way. Posted by Stop Continental Drift! on 2006 09 28 at 03:58 AM • permalink Yout Tube – Drop Bears Ad Posted by Villeurbanne on 2006 09 28 at 04:14 AM • permalink Stoop, is that you?? Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 09 28 at 04:27 AM • permalink Those Bundy ads are funny, but there’s no way I’m gonna drink that shit. Posted by slammer on 2006 09 28 at 04:27 AM • permalink #4 Best paint-stripper goin’, though. Posted by MentalFloss on 2006 09 28 at 04:35 AM • permalink Didn’t anybody tell this goat, when you do barrel rolling, you roll WITH the barrel, not across it. Sheesh. I s’pose the f’ing thing can’t ride a bike either. Posted by Bonmot on 2006 09 28 at 05:14 AM • permalink The goat’s actually on the barrell playing ‘hard to get’ with Achmed – the Muslim-looking bloke with the twinkle in his eye just out of camera shot. Posted by EliotNess on 2006 09 28 at 05:23 AM • permalink Now I understand all the odd structures—monumenus almost—in barnyards throughout Wisconsin. Posted by Rob Crawford on 2006 09 28 at 07:19 AM • permalink #7 France – where the men are fwench and the goats are nervous Posted by hooligan on 2006 09 28 at 08:23 AM • permalink French goats need protecting, too!! Posted by tree hugging sister on 2006 09 28 at 08:24 AM • permalink God I hate the Bundy Bear, even if he isn’t real. Authentic French trash goat, on the other hand, is ultra-cool. Posted by TimT on 2006 09 28 at 08:30 AM • permalink “Anybody who won’t fight with a gutful of Bundy is a dead set coward”. Old Phantom saying. Posted by Pedro the Ignorant on 2006 09 28 at 09:16 AM • permalink Oh no. I’m afraid to say it, but it appears this is indeed Stoop Davy Dave. In this picture he’s shown rallying support for his feral animal revolution. That’s why we haven’t heard from him lately. Don’t blame me on this. I reported this lamentable development to Karl Rove six months ago. Michael Lonie was assigned the task to surgically remove his goat disguise. But of course, that didn’t get done because he’s untrustworthy rabble. But then again, so is Stoop Davy Dave. Posted by wronwright on 2006 09 28 at 09:37 AM • permalink Looks a little like this chap, don’t he? The resemblance is uncanny. I could make the obvious connection about goat DNA in the Middle East, but I won’t go there. Posted by RebeccaH on 2006 09 28 at 10:08 AM • permalink Everybody, please ignore wronwright’s blasphemy. As the commanding officer at the time, he’s been under a lot of stress since he was accused by M Branch of leaving Stoop Davy Dave chasing Sumerian hotties and high on the local mead, lost back in time on a Tardis mission gone horribly wrong. Never mind… take a closer look here. We all know that time travel and drop bears are real, but: This one turned out to be a teddy bear and we don’t know how it got there. Well, that bear didn’t “drop”. And it didn’t fall in by accident either. It was thrown into the pond by ultra-Green activists in the hope of drawing public attention to the plight of farmed fish. When they see the Wogblogger’s photographic evidence of French mistreatment of goats, take cover. They’ll picket French farms. And if they’ve learnt a thing or two from Ahmed and his mates they’ll kidnap a couple of French farm workers, also on the pretext of animal welfare awareness. Then, they’ll demand a blockade of all the world’s roads, rail networks and major shipping ports… just in time to expose themselves for what they really are. As you can see, Stoop Davy Dave really is a talented operative. Posted by splice on 2006 09 28 at 10:15 AM • permalink Maybe he’s in France on honeymoon from, IIRC, Somalia. Posted by andycanuck on 2006 09 28 at 10:32 AM • permalink Looks a little like this chap, don’t he? You know what they say about how married people start to look like eath other? Posted by Paul Zrimsek on 2006 09 28 at 01:24 PM • permalink Hey—it’s the French Edition of “My Pet Goat”! /ee/index.php/weblog/comments/riots_now_deadly/#74994 (I am very excited as this seems to be my ONLY ever successful attempt at internet immortality, as the quote showed up in quite a few places) Posted by Room 237 on 2006 09 28 at 04:45 PM • permalink No, the bin is for extra height, that is: For New Zealanders.. or is that sheep? Posted by 1.618 on 2006 09 28 at 06:25 PM • permalink Je vou drais une sheep et une frog siv oo plait! Posted by 1.618 on 2006 09 28 at 06:39 PM • permalink #13 Wronwright, This is one of Q Branch’s new bionic animal infiltration disguises, like the moose disguise I was in when I mistook you for a Liberal Party Ward Heeler during the Canadian elections. (You never did explain why you were chatting up a woman who looked like Maureen Dowd.) When I went to extract Stoop Q made a fuss and Karl canceled the order. Testing Q’s woolier ideas is just a sideline. I’m back on the Weather Modification Project now. Notice how we controlled the big storms this season? It’s coming along nicely. Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 09 28 at 10:14 PM • permalink 13. Michael Lonie I still think the “R-Gere” model electric gerbil was taking it a bit far…. Posted by thefrollickingmole on 2006 09 28 at 11:26 PM • permalink I’m back on the Weather Modification Project now. Notice how we controlled the big storms this season? It’s coming along nicely. You found the operators manual to the Japanese weather machine? (sighs with relief) That’s a good thing. I wish I had that last year. The damn START button got jammed and, well, … Nothing much happened. (walks away from computer) Posted by wronwright on 2006 09 29 at 05:46 AM • permalink #22 Mole, Yeah, well it did not occur to Q and his brilliant staff that we did not have any midgets that small. Artificial intelligence? Ha, it was synthetic stupidity. That’s the genius bunch for you. Why Karl lets their budget requests go through I’ll never understand. Posted by Michael Lonie on 2006 09 29 at 10:44 PM • permalink Page 1 of 1 pages Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.