Iowahawk is overrun with guest commentators. Here’s Senator Edward Kennedy:
It is time for us to recognize that our continued presence in this volatile region is a hinderance to the Oldsmobile and its people.
And eighth-year journalism student Keanu Burge:
With every passing day under BushCo, this country creeps farther and farther beyond the ragged edge of mass political madness, into a sickening extremist mobius strip Texas twilight zone of fat, hydra-headed oilmen electrocuting the innocent while money-green puke gushes from their eye sockets across a basketball court covered in Eggo toaster waffles.