FLEE THE OLDSMOBILE

Iowahawk is overrun with guest commentators. Here’s Senator Edward Kennedy:

It is time for us to recognize that our continued presence in this volatile region is a hinderance to the Oldsmobile and its people.

And eighth-year journalism student Keanu Burge:

With every passing day under BushCo, this country creeps farther and farther beyond the ragged edge of mass political madness, into a sickening extremist mobius strip Texas twilight zone of fat, hydra-headed oilmen electrocuting the innocent while money-green puke gushes from their eye sockets across a basketball court covered in Eggo toaster waffles.

Posted by Tim B. on 01/29/2005 at 03:05 AM
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