Sunday, September 18, 2005
ZIMBABWE A PARADISE FOR THE IRISH
Damn greedy Zimbabweans, always wanting corn:
President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe said in an interview with The Associated Press that his people are “very, very happy” though aid agencies report 4 million of 11.6 million face famine ...
The problem is reliance on corn, he said during Friday’s interview, “but it doesn’t mean we haven’t other things to eat: We have heaps of potatoes but people are not potato eaters ... they have rice but they’re not as attracted (to that).”
Corn reliance aside, the murdering nation-wrecker is pretty happy with things:
Mugabe insisted though that “We pride ourselves as being top, really, on the African ladder ... We feel that we have actually been advancing rather than going backwards.”
These things are measurable, you know. No need to rely on “feelings”.