Monday, December 24, 2007
UNMERRY HICKSMAS
“Freedom may not be easy for Hicks,” warns the Age. Well, there’s always the alternative - but Dave’s fans didn’t much care for that, either. He’s a difficult bloke to keep happy, our Dave, alternately being fed too much or not fed enough; even his choice of university is problematic. And now, after years of his supporters’ complaining about Dave’s cramped quarters, the Age reveals:
The former Muslim extremist suffers from agoraphobia ...
Doesn’t like the wide open spaces, eh? This might cause a few issues with Dave’s planned career in environmentalism.
UPDATE. Leading Hicks fanboi Jeremy Sear believes the case against Dave is based on nothing more than that “he liked Islam” and “he went to Afghanistan” - but Jeremy doesn’t want Hicks in his house:
At no stage have I suggested that Hicks is some kind of good bloke who I’d like to invite round for dinner.
Why on earth not? He’s only an Islam-liking Middle Eastern tourist, after all. Could Jeremy be ... Islamophobic?