Wednesday, February 16, 2005
UNDERWATER JIMMY
Rabbits closing in on the starboard bow! Dive, dive, dive!
UPDATE. An excerpt from the captain’s log of the USS Jimmy Carter:
...the wound stings, but it’s only superficial. I have no idea how many rabbits are hiding aboard this vessel, how they got here, and why they are attacking everyone in site. The crew is spooked. They’re all taking it as a bad omen, just like how Ensign Chavez nearly choked to death on a peanut. Still, we…