Friday, September 29, 2006
“THE FIELD OF JIHAD CAN SATISFY YOUR SCIENTIFIC AMBITIONS”
Faced with the loss of several thousand loyal idiots, Al Qaida’s Abu Ayyub al-Masri reaches out to the scientific community:
He said experts in the fields of “chemistry, physics, electronics, media and all other sciences, especially nuclear scientists and explosives experts” should join his group’s jihad, or holy war, against the West.
“We are in dire need of you,” said the speaker, who identified himself as Abu Hamza al-Muhajir—also known as Abu Ayyub al-Masri.
“The field of jihad can satisfy your scientific ambitions and the large American bases (in Iraq) are good places to test your unconventional weapons, whether biological or dirty, as they call them.”
Abu sounds a little desperate.