Tuesday, June 13, 2006
SO THIS IS FITZMAS
No indictment for Karl Rove, as Ankle Biting Pundits report:
So it ends (almost) not with a bang, but with a whimper. Fitzmas has been canceled, as Karl Rove’s attorney issued a statement that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald will not be seeking an indictment of Karl Rove.
Perhaps the most despondent person in America today is Joe Wilson, who said he dreamed of seeing Rove “frog-marched out of the White House in handcuffs”. Sorry Joe, you’re just going to have to settle for the Vanity Fair photo shoot, the big book deal you and Valerie got, and the adoration of moonbats everywhere.
That warming moonbat glow will make up for it: “Oh. My. God. We actually have a conversation with Joseph Wilson. With Joseph Wilson!”
UPDATE. Mark Coffey presents his Top Ten-themed progressive reactions to the end of Fitzmas.
UPDATE II. Instapundit has a Rove Roundup.