Sunday, December 10, 2006
SLOWEST NEWS WEEK EVER
Believe it or not, this was the front page of yesterday’s Sydney Sun-Herald:

Opening paragraph: “NSW residents are not eating their recommended level of vegetables, a new report on the state’s health shows.”
UPDATE. Predicted Sun-Herald headlines:
75% of NSW children don’t chew each mouthful 32 times
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