Tuesday, June 06, 2006
SERIOUS CHILDREN KNOCKING ON DOORS
Outraged by devious Republican fun plans, the Democratic National Committee whips up a summer scowl-a-thon:
As more and more experts continue to confirm the harmful effects of global warming, the College Republican National Committee is urging its membership to mock the threat by throwing beach parties this summer.
How dare they!
The College Republicans actions demonstrate the misplaced priorities and short-sightedness of the future of the Republican Party, according to the Democratic National Committee. As College Democrats continue to fight for issues that young Americans care about like an affordable college education, Republicans continue to push their out of touch agenda.
Beach parties are an “agenda”?
"The College Republicans’ beach parties mocking global warming are just another example of the misplaced priorities and short-sightedness of the Republican Party,” said College Democrats of America President Grant Woodard.
Party on with Grant!
"The College Republicans’ ignorance toward the seriousness of global warming and climate change shows a Party more focused on partying than talking seriously about the issues facing young people across America. While College Republicans party on this summer, College Democrats will be knocking on doors, working to get Democrats elected nationwide."
Too bad everyone will be at the beach.
UPDATE. Eric at Classical Values: “There’s nothing funny about college kids having beach parties when others are suffering from the warmth and need to go door to door to help return us to a cooler world.”