Sunday, June 17, 2007
SEND CLIMATOLOGISTS TO DARFUR
A root cause is discovered by the goofiest UN Secretary General since the last guy:
The slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says ...
A drag-race car lost control during a parade and spun into a crowd of bystanders on Saturday, killing four adults and injuring as many as 15 people, authorities said.
Investigators were trying to determine what caused the street rod dragster to go into the crowd ...
Ask Ban Ki-moon.