Saturday, May 27, 2006
PETA REACHES OUT
A package arrives from PETA headquarters in Norfolk, Virginia:
Dear Mr. Blair,
In the hope that you weren’t born without a mirror neuron but are just having fun at your job, I am enclosing this video apropos your column Demo Therapy.
Please know that “over-proteinization” as we call it here, like animal fat, causes and clogging of the arteries to all your organs, including your heart.
I am hoping you can reverse the effects.
Kind regards (yes, honestly)
Ingrid Newkirk
PETA co-founder and president Newkirk isn’t all bad. A review of the video—Meet Your Meat, narrated by Alec Baldwin (!!!)—will be posted as soon as I’m done installing the batteries in all my battery chickens.
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