Monday, August 21, 2006
OSAMA HEARTS WHITNEY
As if we needed any further evidence of Osama bin Laden’s evil:
The world’s most wanted terrorist is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he’s even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.
Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden’s sex slave, writes in her autobiography, “Diary of a Lost Girl,” which is excerpted in the September Harper’s: “He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”
Boof - who wrote for the soap opera “The Days of Our Lives” until she was axed last month - continues, “He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”
Given the ongoing aversion to profiling, he’d probably get through. Unless Osama was caught by the sexism police:
“In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name,” Boof writes.
Most of us reached that point in 1985.
(Note: Is Ms. Boof a totally reliable source? She’s a former Days of Our Lives writer selling a book. Make up your own mind.)