Monday, April 10, 2006
NIECE CRUSHES OPPONENTS, OWNS "DOG"
My eldest niece Amy, with an object she claims is her new dog:
In my experience, dogs usually have eyes, teeth, and limbs; looks like yet another case where only vivisection will provide definitive proof. Impressive Amy fact: during last Friday’s athletics competitions at her school, the 13-year-old won the high jump, long jump, triple jump, and the discus, came second in the relay, and third in the 100m, 200m and 400m. Not given to excessive chatter, she emails simply: “It was fun.”