Sunday, August 07, 2005
'NAM VET KNOWS TRUTH
You’d think, being a member of Vietnam Veterans against the War, that Ward Reilly would know a little about military Thanksgivings. But Ward, in an open letter to the Prez published by the Baltimore Chronicle, reveals himself to be yet another victim of plastic turkey psychosis:
Getting to meet the troops for real. And they get to meet the boss. They traveled all the way there just to say hello, and thank you for that really great plastic turkey you brought them. Oh, yeah—they also want to talk to you about the “war” in Iraq. That little thing.
Ward ends his rant: “Who do you believe is telling the TRUTH?” Check out Ward’s carbon-fibre sideburns. Here he is with a polyester Jerry Springer.
(Via Murph)