Tuesday, November 07, 2006
MERCINDY BENZ
Former peace activist Cindy Sheehan now urges her fellow Americans to vote for a car:
Please do as the Mercedes lady demands. Congress will function superbly under the control of an efficient German automaker. (Earlier peace-themed Mercedes manifestations here, here, here, and here.)
UPDATE. In other anti-Bush news, global warming puffdaddy Al Gore recently visited Baltimore. The temperature immediately dropped to a maximum of 53 °F, some seven degrees below average peaks for that day and 24 °F below last year’s record high.
UPDATE II. Big time exit-poll security is in place across the US to ensure dumb lefties don’t get things wrong this time.
UPDATE III. Pete Wheatstraw asks: “Sure, the SLR McLaren’s supercharged 650 bhp V8 tops out at 334 kph and goes from 0-100 kph in under four seconds, but where does is it stand on extending the Bush tax cuts??”