Monday, August 22, 2005
LESS MOORE?
Rumour out of New York: Michael Moore has checked into a $3,800-per-week fat farm in Florida. Nothing online yet.
UPDATE. The New York Post reports:
The portly propagandist is doing a stint at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Aventura, Fla. — also known as the “fat farm for the rich.” Moore is learning how to cook healthy meals and exercise and attending classes on “life re-education.” The program starts at $3,800 a week and promises enrolees they’ll “learn a new approach to eating,” “never have to diet again,” and can lose up to 12 pounds in the first three weeks. The facility also has “cosmetic/medical treatments, such as intense pulsed light, botox injections, and Restylane."
A “new approach to eating”? Maybe they’ll teach him to chew.