Wednesday, March 08, 2006
LABOR SELF-DESTRUCTION WATCH
The comrades are seething! Maul highlights:
* Simon says Kim is a hypocrite and a liar; Kim says the same about Simon. Lindsay says Julia should shut up, and George wants Julia to go away because she wasn’t nice to Kim after Kim didn’t help Simon, who doesn’t like Kim’s friend Stephen.
* Julia says she’ll be Kim’s friend only until the next election.
* Stephen should quit, says Julia. Also, Kim must take on the scary warlords. Simon says that Kim has to change.
* In Victoria, Steve is putting friendly hacks in power because he owes them favours. Kim’s friend Stephen gets called names.
* Steve says Morris is a big girl.
* Stephen doesn’t want to quit. Simon is unhappy. Julia would like Kim to pay her more attention.
* Stephen has many enemies. So does Simon. Lots of people think Simon is deluded. Simon hates Stephen and another Stephen and also Wayne and Jenny.
* Kim thinks Simon is wrong.
* Kim says Simon asked him for help, and he said no.
* Simon says he didn’t ask Kim for help.
* Simon is beating Kim in a poll.
* Julia says the whole party is a faction-ridden debacle.
* Warren wants everybody to be nice.