Sunday, June 10, 2007
JOLLY SHUT-INS TARGETED
Rise up, Britishers! The Blair government must be overthrown:
Middle-class wine drinkers will be the focus of government plans to make drunkenness as socially unacceptable as smoking, The Times has learnt ...
"We want to target older drinkers, those that are maybe drinking one or two bottles of wine at home each evening,” a Whitehall source said.
Those smoking and drinking types have always been a problem for Britain. They’ll be the death of the place.
UPDATE. Now British nose art is banned:
Risque images of women that have decorated warplanes since the First World War have been scrubbed out.
The Ministry of Defence has decreed they could offend the RAF’s female personnel.
Officials admitted they had no record of any complaints from the 5,400 women in the RAF.
But commanders are erring firmly on the side of caution and “nose art”, as it is known, has been consigned to the history books.
Harrier jump jet bombers currently launching daily airstrikes against the Taliban in southern Afghanistan have been scrubbed clean to comply with the orders.
Britain is doomed.
UPDATE II. Nose art is out, but crap art - Britain’s 2012 Olympics logo - remains in, despite widespread revulsion:
It can now be revealed that the man who led the design team that created the logo is Patrick Cox, the executive creative director of Wolff Olins, an Islington-based brand consultancy with links to the Labour establishment ...
Yesterday, however, there was no sign of Mr Cox, who is in his forties, at the London home he is understood to share with his wife and two children.
"I haven’t seen him for four or five days,” said one neighbour, “pretty much since that awful logo was released."
UPDATE III. The awful logo is a subliminal Zionist mind-control device! Zionist tentacles are everywhere!
(Via Jimmy the Dhimmi)