Thursday, March 22, 2007
HOSTAGE THREATENED
Carbon credits are so 2006. This is the modern eBay way to scam cash from Gorelings:
Show your concern for global warming and your love of nature by paying to keep a tree alive. If a tree does not sell it dies, I will cut it down and burn it releasing all the carbon it has stored. So save a tree or help heat the world, your choice.
The fate of several trees hangs in the balance:
If nobody bids on this tree I will kill it and trees 4 and 5. 5 is just a baby but I will kill it anyway, I will rip it up by the roots and let it die slowly in the sun.
Should environmentalists negotiate with this arboreal hostage-taker? If they do, I suggest we all join the insurgent treenapping movement.