Thursday, December 14, 2006
Attention, retarded shoppers! Now you can buy carbon credits to offset the environmental damage created by animals that don’t exist:
Together, Santa’s nine reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph - produce 3.75 tonnes of greenhouse gas pollution per year.
We guarantee that if you choose to offset the pollution created by Santa’s reindeer, we will reduce CO2 pollution by 3.75 tonnes.
You’ll receive a certificate and special Carbon Neutral Christmas card confirming that you’ve made Santa’s reindeer Carbon Neutral!
Cost: $75. Far better Christmas value via the new ad at left: hot Ducati calendars for all!
(Via Chris S.)