Thursday, March 16, 2006
GREEN JEEBUS
An almightly claim prior to Saturday’s SA election.
Jesus Christ would vote for the Australian Greens in the South Australian election, the party says.
I doubt it. Why would He vote for a rival faith?
The Greens decision to ask the electorate who Jesus would vote for follows a similar tactic by the Australian Democrats, who recently claimed former SA Labor premier Don Dunstan would vote for the Democrats - and not Labor - if he was alive.
And people say the minor parties aren’t substantial contributors to our nation’s political debate. In other religious news, Margo Kingston’s followers are ecstatic over her resurrection:
Welcome back to the community that you so selflessly offered us.
It would have been so selfish for Margo to have kept that community all to herself. Sadly, Wayne Sanderson’s brief period in Margo’s employ—it couldn’t possibly end in total disaster—has left him with a tragic spelling disability:
Parliamentary sketch writer Simon Hoggart is one of the most consistently funny and perseptive writers anywhere. Even if you no nothing of the issues ...
He charges $77 per year for this.